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Signs Across the USA
Hmmm...sounds like a Stephen King novel.
Run, Bullwinkle, run!!
80% Guaranteed.
This town is trying to reduce its local population.
Make your choice and start your engines!
Thanks, but I think I'll keep driving.
Do you reckon they ran out of Canola?
I believe I'll just keep shopping at Kroger Supermarkets.
Maybe the sign should have read
"Pass With Care - Right Side Up"
Perfect road for a getaway.
(What the heck does this mean anyway?!)
Besides, they aren't in season right now!
They actually have to put a sign up to keep people from doing this?
Tattoos done while you wait?
Does this mean you can't leave a body part and go shopping while your tattoo is being done?
Why not?
I wonder how long they'd remain your best friend?
Who says you can't be in two places at once?
Oh, my.
Now, as you drive down the highways and byways, enjoying these funny signs, if you ever come across....a two-story outhouse - use the upper one.