1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60.
She's now & we don't know where the hell she is.
2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.
3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400
bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to show up.
4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain
figures out what I'm doing.
5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch
our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach
covers them.
8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you
die healthier.
9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.
10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my
glass.