1.   Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
     2.   Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
     3.   "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
     4.   To stop those creepy guys in Information Technology from looking down your blouse.
     5.   You want to see if it's like the dream.
     6.   Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
     7.   People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
     8.   Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
     9.   Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
     10.  Nobody steals your chair.