Sms Jokes


Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
What is difference between man & superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. :P
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!

  • He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
  • It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  • Don't waste your time on a woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
  • This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

  • Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? --- Date ---
  • I Think men who ve pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They ve experience pain & bought jewelry.
  • How Can You tell when a lawyer is lying ? His lips are moving. :P
  • If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? WET :P
  • Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."Husband: "I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday."




 
 
  • I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry.... U laugh, I laugh... U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. HahAha

  • Love me or leave me. ..........Hey,where is everybody going ?
  • He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
  • wow! Cutie... ..yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its coz i told u dat ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!
  • We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found ! :P

  • I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
  • Umm.....ummm...hmmm...ummm...ummm....your .... ZIP is open...:P
  • Love is a name, Sex is a game.... Forget the name and play the game! ;)
  • I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

  • My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
  • How do u stop a cockerel crowing on sunday morning? Have him for dinner on saturday night.:P
  • What is life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.;)