| FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2 6: PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER (page 2 of 2) - C4 PREMIERE 07.08.01, 18:30 - uncut premiere 22.02.03, 01.15 DEFINITE CUTS --------- Later on, Bender's plotting to exploit lonely people on Valentine's Day: BENDER I have a plan so deviously clever that I- (Scene cuts to a courtroom - Bender is stopped in mid-sentence by a judge's hammer slamming down. Bender, Leela and two hooker-bots face the judge) JUDGE $500 and time served! BENDER Stupid anti-pimping laws! (to Leela) Well, pay the man! (he struts away) HOOKER-BOT 1 Bender honey, we love you! BENDER Shut up baby, I know it. (Cut to the outside of PX headquarters – inside Bender is putting up his 'dating service' sign on a door) BENDER Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase ‘upside your head’. LEELA Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help? BENDER Hey, don’t make me go upside your head! --------- In the next scene: Hermes is trying to get into the cupboard where he thinks Amy and Fry are: ZOIDBERG Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad! --------- Fry’s complaining about being ‘smothered’ by Amy: FRY I’m doing my job, there’s Amy. I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine, there’s Amy. I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy, there’s Amy! --------- At dinner, where Bender's matched Leela with bus driver Al: AL (shocked at Leela's appearence) Yeesh! (sarcastic) Nice eyeball, Eyeball. LEELA (in response) Nice ass, Ass. BENDER Ooh, sparks. (to Al) Buy her a rose and I guarantee she’ll put out. AL (sits down) Ah, I’ll take my chances. --------- AL Well anyways Leela, I’d love to take a whack at ya, but that 10:15 to Nutley ain’t going nowheres without yours truly behind the wheel. --------- Right at the end: Bender's ass starts to explode: BENDER Oh no! My ass! My beautiful aaassss! (mostly drowned out by exploding noises) --------- Thankfully, C4 have re-edited the episode, so those cuts are hopefully consigned to history. |
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