The Return of the Infamous Peanut Gallery |
Version 4.0: November 2004 |
Tyler Morton: No where on Earth would you find a crazier funny man than my own 18 year old brother. From singing "Jessie's Girl" out the window of my car to going into Culver's without shoes on. This man is the man. You understand me motherfucker? |
Matt Matysik: While Matt does not drive intoxicated or use mind altering drugs, he is still a great friend (and former roommate). He also loves Star Wars and the Beatles so he can't be all that bad. His band, Lucid Minds, produces some very fresh music (not that punk rock shat that most late teenage bands seem to be producing). Like myself, he attends UWM and is majoring in film. His girlfriend, Julie, is also a sweetheart. |
DISCLAIMER: The following pictoral depictions of people mentioned below are not at all physically accurate. |
Ryan Fergus: One of my best friends, I've known Ryan since the second grade. He is pretty much my adopted brother, While most consider us absolute character foils, we are a living example that opposites attract (at times, in a non-homoerotic way of course). Ryan likes computers, food, TV, food, and sleeping. He has since changed from EKCO clothing to A&F. |
Dr. Ron Clohessy: The good Doctor was my English 102 professor. Being a film minor in his college days, Ron not only graded my papers, mentored me on class selection, and talked about movies with me but also became a good friend and mentor. He is also a man who loves his Pumpkin Pie. |
Gemma Tarlach: Another one of my many mentors. Gemma is a music reporter for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and she befriended me during my summer internship there. She loved Tolkien, traveling, and other things. I accompanied her to a showing of "The Two Towers" in my failed Gandalf costume. |
Nita Booth: My third and final mentor and high school English teacher. Ms. Booth provided some excellent guidence to me during my high school occupation and has proved since to be a great friend. |
Caela Koszewski: My sister from another mother and one of my best friends. Caela is just like me but she has breasts and no penis. I don't know how to explain her other than that. I love her dearly. |
Caroline Pokrop: Another one of my good friends. I haven't seen her in quite a while due to her going to school in Madison and a summer odyssey to Europe. |
Garet Cooper: The man with a mission from God (aka the Mormon with a mission). Garet, a good friend since 5th grade, is currently in Utah where he is a Mormon missionary for the next three years. I miss you Coop! |
Nicole Alvarado: My girlfriend who I met in the shittiest class I've ever taken at UWM. Nicole is an art history major, a fan of Christopher Guest movies, Star Wars, Citizen Kane, and books. Nicole is also a great friend because she always is there to listen (and actually listen) and to be there when you need her. We've been together a long time and I hope it goes on a lot longer. |
Meg Campbell: One of my numerous "internet friends", Meg and I talk a lot about Garbage, music, Star Wars, and other crap. She is also a film major at some swanky New York college (not NYU or Columbia). A real sweetie and I had a blast with her when Garbage came to Milwaukee. |