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Hobbies: Bike riding, golfing, disc golfing, rollerblading, skinny-dipping, skiing, croquet, 4-square (Lynda Road style), hiking, camping, fishing, raquetball, tennis, soccer. Just about anything.

Favorite Movies: Usual Suspects, Pitch Black, Matrix, Primal Fear, Baseketball, The Animal, Deuce Bigalow, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Remember the Titans, Gladiator, The Patriot,and the all time best movie ever made . . . Braveheart.

My name is Nate Simons, but to those who know me all too well, I am called Nacho. I am a Senior at the University of Iowa, where I have been attending for the last three years. Many a student may cross my path on a daily basis unbeknownst that they reside in the presence of this hero and savior. The Legend begins seven long years ago where the name Nacho was first whispered amongst the halls of Waterloo West Highschool. Since then, the name has been held in high esteem to all those who spake it. I have carried on the Legend here in Iowa City, the town that stands as a remnant to the old Capitol of the great state of Iowa. As the Legend continues to be carried far and wide across this great country I can only hope to keep the name sacred and live up to the myth that is . . . Nacho Man

The Legend Begins . . .
The following links are dedicated solely to examining this being known as Nachoman. Does he exist, or is he merely a myth, a fabrication of ones imagination? Perhaps he exists only in the minds of those who seek a perfect world. One where squirrels never have to store nuts, where exit signs say enter, where seals can reproduce without blubber interfering,, and hippos have full sets of teeth. Our nation can only hope that such a man truly exists.