If you clicked this link on another porn site, or www.FBImustdie.com you now have a virus and your computer will blow up as soon as you exit this window.
If you typed in the address in that little box thingy at the top of your screen they you are obviously thick, high or just a looser. Get lost!
If you have not smashed this computer with a sledge hammer, try it... you never know.
If you have smashed up this computer with a seldge hammer, this is why it is broken. Take it to your nearest tip and dump it. If this does not work, contact your ISP (instant sex programmer) and complain that his program has infected your computer. If you're lucky he'll sue you, if you aren't he'll stop your porn subscription (we all know you have one).
Your Network Exterminator is currently unavailable so to fix the problem yourself, click here.
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