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| Graveyards are cool places to hang out, but not if you're on your own... not cos it's scary as much as boring... hanging out in any place alone is boring... unless it's your room where the darkness and the little voices will comfort you... if you're not a goth pretend this pararaph says your pastel room and pop CDs!!! lol Anyway... grab some of your friends (the gothier the better) and head to the largest graveyard you have easy acces to (if at any point you see a sign saying 'NO PUBLIC ACCESS' interpret it as saying 'WELCOME' ok?!? goooood, now we all know the code, it's on to the signals... We all know the best things to do in graveyards are illegal (lol) so go to your nearest shop and buy some fireworks (yes, of course we're 18) preferably bring your boyfriend who knows a lot more about this than you, and looks older... cos... yes it's better lol (PS don't tell them I told you to!) If at any point during your pyromania anyone sees a greiving relative/a wedding then run IMMEDIATELY (but pick up your stuff first durrr)... if at any point you see a funeral, however, you have my consent to lurk in the background and migle with the mourners... they'll never know the difference!!! lol |
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| OK, another cool thing to do in graveyards is to talk to dead people. Yeah, I know, I'm a freak, but I'm telling you anyway, it's my site so ha!!! Get a pen and paper and go up to the coolest grave. Get everyone to mentally call the name of the person in the grave. Then put the pen to the paper but DON'T MOVE IT. IF it works this will RAELLY freak you out cos the spirit of that person will go into you and use your body to communicate. IT should move your arm and write through you, onto the paper. When you've established that it IS there then you can call out questions, or write them down, and get your answers. But be warned- this could lead to you getting possesed and ending up like me!!! lol (and that's something you don't wan to happen, ok?!?) |
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| OK so now you're in the graveyard, you've got all your gothiest friends (at least TRY to get them to wear black!!! Come on, it'll be owrth it!!!), it's just starting to get dark, and as the lonely rays of sunlight strain your eyes, and as the yellow moon hang eerily in the indigo sky, you hear footsteps. AT this point you realise you've been standing there for several hours, and it's actually quite cold. This is not the time to go home! Instead you put on a few extra layers over your fishnet and studs and sit and write poetry. This is a really good place to write poetry... actually read the first few lines of this paragraph again and you will see just how cool graveyards can be... |
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| Hmmm, well you've probably had just about enough of my graveyard page... if not tell me and I'll add some more pics!!! (Cos that's the kinda freak I am)... ya' know I could sit here for hours looking for cool graveyard pics... but I don't wanna do that (in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire voice), so I guess you can go back to my main page and explore some more of my happy, optimistic pages!!! |
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