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I think I did it again
I made you believe I ate too much beans
Oh baby it might smell really bad
But that doesn't mean that I can still breathe
Cause to use toliet paper
That is just so typically me
Oh baby baby
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Oops, I farted again
I let a big one and stunk up the room
Oh it was funky
Ooops, you're gasping for air
But it's just not there
There's no more oxygen
You see the problem is me
I'm dreaming away wishing that laxatives worked on me too
I cry every day because my butthole is always too sore
Cause to use toliet paper
That is just so typically me
Baby baby
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Britney, before you go, there's something I'd like you to have.
Oh it looks painful! But wait a minute. Isn't this...
Yes, it is.
But...I thought you stuck this up your butt when you're constipated!
Well baby, I went to Rite-Aid and bought it for ya!
Aww you shouldn't have!
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