Gaby's Life Story
I was born 15 years ago and general wipemy butt gave me a mission, a mission to protect the world of italian virginity! As you can see the picture to my right is me in Yemen protecting the country of its dreadful italian virginity, boy was it tough, but three weeks into my mission i had to return home because i forgot to pack extra diapers, and some of Fidel Castro's men couldn't stand the smell i left behind. After my mission was complete i went home to some good old breast milk.
Back in the 1980's the most popluar movie of that time was of course none other than Rocky I,II,III, and IV. In Rocky III they needed a boxer to fill in the part as the Russian guy. So I went threw 7 months, 3 weeks, 9 days, 47 hours, 84 minutes, and 94 seconds of intense baby boxing training. After my training I started out by fighting hobos, but then my manager Moe (Bartender) said  lets go for something even bigger then hobos. So i fought against  Rocky. He's the one that got me that black eye, as you can see in the picture. Well after boxing for 2 years my career was over, my manager Moe ran off with 65% of my money and It was the long road ahead for me.