Top Ten Marian Gaborik Pick Up Lines

10. Do you like short love-affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
9. Are you O.K? Because Heaven's a long fall from here.
8. Well, here I am, what are your other two wishes?
7. All those curves, and me with no breaks.
6. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
5. Did you know the word 'motel' spelled backwords is 'letom'? (Kyle appreciates this one.)
4. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
3. Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good looking.
2. Damn, I thought Very Fine only came in a bottle.
1. Hi, I'm Marian Gaborik.