NHL Player's Funny Names

Afinogenov, Maxim ｷ RW ｷ Buffalo Sabres - Named after a men's magazine.
Babenko, Yuri ｷ C ｷ Colorado Avalanche - Sounds like a Russian vodka.
Balmochnykh, Maxim ｷ LW ｷ Anaheim Mighty Ducks - When you figure out how to pronounce this, let me
know.
Bonk, Radek ｷ C ｷ Ottawa Senators - Damn my head hurts, I just got Radek Bonked on the noggin.
Bowler, Bill ｷ C ｷ Columbus Blue Jackets - Sorry bill, wrong sport.
Brind'Amour, Rod ｷ C ｷ Carolina Hurricanes-doesn't he play bass for Smashing pumpkins?
Brown, Brad ｷ D ｷ New York Rangers
Brown, Curtis ｷ C ｷ Buffalo Sabres
Brown, Doug ｷ C ｷ Detroit Red Wings
Brown, Kevin ｷ RW ｷ Edmonton Oilers
Brown, Mike ｷ LW ｷ Vancouver Canucks
Brown, Rob ｷ RW ｷ Pittsburgh Penguins
Brown, Sean ｷ D ｷ Edmonton Oilers - Now that's one busy mother.
Carey, Jim ｷ G ｷ St. Louis Blues - Anyone else wanna take a stab? no? Ok.... yeah, he's really not that funny
anymore.
Chase, Kelly ｷ RW ｷ St. Louis Blues - Kelly, hahaha, isn't that a GIRLS name?
Chimera, Jason ｷ C ｷ Edmonton Oilers - A relative of the Packers Mark (I'm Mark Chmura, so I am going
touch high-school girls) Chmrua.
Clark, Wendel ｷ LW ｷ Toronto Maple Leafs - Does he not sound like he should be a thirty year old living with his parents and own a comic book store .
Cote, Patrick ｷ LW ｷ Edmonton Oilers - Cote sounds like another name for woman's anatomy.
Daniels, Jeff ｷ RW ｷ Carolina Hurricanes - Isn't that Jack Daniels?, when you've known him as long as I have, its Jeff.
Druken, Harold ｷ C ｷ Vancouver Canucks - Harold can only play with a body full of oat soda.
Drulia, Stan ｷ RW ｷ Tampa Bay Lightning- Is that drulia? Yeah...I forgot to swallow...I never forget.
Eastwood, Mike ｷ C ｷ St. Louis Blues - Father Clint rarely misses a game.
Filipowicz, Jayme ｷ D ｷ Nashville Predators - After Terrence was cut off in traffic, he gave the other driver the ol' Filipowicz.
Flaherty, Wade ｷ G ｷ New York Islanders - Flaherty will get you nowhere.
Foote, Adam ｷ D ｷ Colorado Avalanche - No relation to Harold penis.
Fuhr, Grant ｷ G ｷ Calgary Flames-you should see his back, it's like a jungle.
Gagnon, Sean ｷ D ｷ Ottawa Senators - What high school health teachers try to teach to young women.
Gaborik, Marian - LW - Minnesota Wild - Its not really that funny, but he just deserves to be named.
Goc, Sascha ｷ D ｷ New Jersey Devils - I'm sorry, is this for real?
Grand-Pierre, Jean-Luc ｷ D ｷ Columbus Blue Jackets - Geez, he's not THAT grand.
Hamrlik, Roman ｷ D ｷ New York Islanders - Is that a new sex-move I've never heard of? the Hamrlik?
Hasek, Dominik ｷ G ｷ Buffalo Sabres - One word: OVERRATED. Even his fans want him to retire...get the
hint dumbass.
Havelid, Niclas ｷ D ｷ Anaheim Mighty Ducks - Havelid, will store food.
Henry, Alex ｷ D ｷ Edmonton Oilers - Ya know what really bugs me? a person with two first names.
Herr, Matt ｷ C ｷ Washington Capitals - Boy, I'll be he got a lot of shit when he was young...Is Mr. Herr there? heheheharharhaha
Hinote, Dan ｷ C ｷ Colorado Avalanche - What they'll be singing when men get kicked in the crotch.
Horcoff, Shawn ｷ RW ｷ Edmonton Oilers - Damn, I thought she was sick, I heard the Horcoff.
Johnson, Brent ｷ G ｷ St. Louis Blues
Johnson, Craig ｷ RW ｷ Los Angeles Kings
Johnson, Greg ｷ C ｷ Nashville Predators
Johnson, Matt ｷ LW ｷ Minnesota Wild
Johnson, Mike ｷ RW ｷ Tampa Bay Lightning
Johnson, Ryan ｷ C ｷ Tampa Bay Lightning - Another busy momma.
Karpovtsev, Alexander ｷ D ｷ Chicago Blackhawks - The first to beat "Deep Blue" in a chess match.

The other names will be coming soon, but don't count on it.

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