Christina Aguilera: Walking Contradiction and Just Plain Sick!
rant by Rach
Christina finally proved she's a dumbass when recently at some music awards she got in front of the cameras of Inside Access and said. "Yeah, Kelly Osbourne must have a crush on me because she can't stop talking about me.  I went up to her in a club and she backed down, she didn't have anything to say to me."

Number 1: Kelly probably didn't wanna get kicked out of a good club for fighting with such a lame ass as Christina.

Number 2: I can't stop talking about what a ho she is, does this make me a lesbian? Do I have a crush on her? I could've sworn I enjoy fucking Jay who may I add, is very male! Hmmm again with the dumbness.  I felt stupider just hearing it.

But if that don't burst any fantasies that you might be having about her actually having some sort of intelligence (or even half a brain) I am sure I can further convince you.  Unless of course you're in denial.

Her latest album (I think its titled, "I would spread my legs and take a picture of me naked to further prove I am a whore but I have a nasty oozing venereal disease.")
Where's the problem with the album you say? Oh I just love that song "Beautiful" you say? Jesus H. Christ (now I am talking to myself there) are ya deaf? I ask.  On the SAME FREAKING ALBUM, she has "Dirrty" (spelled wrong to show she's illiterate, of course) and "Beautiful."  Its funny cause in "Beautiful" you knows she's talking about herself.  Oh mommy mommy, they call me a slut....WELL BITCH it's cuz you perform songs like "Dirrty.."

"Christina, darling, there's nothing beautiful about an insecure woman fucking the whole industry to make money and baring it all.  Playboy bunnies have more integrity, values, and pride than you. Hell the women in Hustler, have more than you.  I would also think that most porn actresses have more than you but I sadly think you fall into that catagory.  An over paid porn actress...

So drop the act, ain't nobody UGLIER than you."
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