"I'VE BEEN THRU HELL, SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M TRYING TO DEVELOP THESE PICTURES OF THE DEVIL TO SELL THEM."
SO FUNNY!
"YOU WANT ME TO FIX UP LYRICS WHILE THE PRESIDENT GETS HIS DICK SUCKED?"
POLITICAL MINDED!
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AGAINST THE MAN WHO STRANGLES HIMSELF?"
INTROSPECTIVE!!!!!
"I'M THANKFUL FOR EVERY FAN THAT I GET BUT I CAN'T TAKE A SHIT IN THE BATHROOM WITHOUT SOMEBODY STANDING BY IT."
POPULAR!!!!!!!!
"SOMETIMES I WANNA GET ON TV AND JUST LET LOOSE, BUT I CAN'T BUT ITS COOL FOR TOM GREEN TO HUMP A DEAD MOOSE, 'MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS, MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS,"
DOES GREAT IMPRESSIONS!
"KEEP KICKING ASS IN THE MORNING AND TAKING NAMES IN THE EVENING."
ORGANIZED SCHEDULE!!!!!!
"SEE THEY CAN TRIGGER ME, BUT THEY'LL NEVER FIGURE ME OUT."
DEEP! COMPLICATED! WOW!
"THESE SHOULDERS HOLD UP SO MUCH THEY WON'T BUDGE, I'LL NEVER FALL OR FOLD UP."
STRONG!!!!
"WILL SMITH DON'T HAVE TO CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS, WELL I DO, SO FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU TOO."
CONTROVERSIAL! STRAIGHTFOWARD!
"YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A GRAMMY? HAVE OF YOU CRITICS CAN'T EVEN STOMACH ME, LET ALONE STAND ME."
HIP!!! SPEAKS HIS MIND!!!!
"NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK SUCKED A LOT OF DICK, BOY/GIRL GROUPS MAKE ME SICK, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO CATCH ALL YOU FAGGOTS IN PUBLIC, IMMA LOVE IT."
HONEST!!!!!!
REFERRING TO A BRITNEY SPEARS CD-
"WHAT IS THIS BITCH RETARDED? GIMMIE BACK MY $16.00!!!"
HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THAT?
"SOMEONE TELL ME WHY DOES NSYNC SING? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZES THEY STINK?"
A LEADER! NOT A MAIN STREAM FOLLOWER!!!
"AND THERES A MILLION OF US JUST LIKE ME, WHO CUSS LIKE ME, WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK LIKE ME, MIGHT JUST BE THE NEXT BEST THING, BUT NOT QUITE ME.."
UNIQUE!!! ONE OF A KIND!!!!!
"PUT ANTHRAX ON YOUR TAMPAX AND SLAP YOU TIL YOU CAN'T STAND"
FUNNY!!!!!!
"FOR ALL THE WEED THAT I'VE SMOKED, YEAH THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, FOR ALL THE PEOPLE I'VE OFFENDED, YEAH FUCK YOU TOO, FOR ALL THE FRIENDS I USED TO HAVE, YEAH I MISS MY PAST BUT THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES CAN KISS MY ASS!"
SHARES!!! DOESN'T LET PEOPLE GET HIM DOWN!!! HAS FRIENDS!!!!
AND ON TOP OF IT ALL THE MAN LOVES HIS DAUGHTER SO MUCH!!!!
THE MAN IS ONE OF A KIND!!!!! YEAH HE ROCKS!!!!!