a wonderful person, and highly worthy of praise as a hero. Brought to you by PKz Productionz:
~Fakes her own death; manages to hide for over 20 years.
~Former KGB Commie
~Shoots her child after meeting for the first time in 21 years. (See first reason note)
~Scares the crap out of her child after they meet for the second time.
~The Gun Trick
~The Disappearing Trick
~Book of Evil Plots: 'The Bible'
~Opportunistic sociopath (according to {ex?} husband) Jack Bristow)
~The Devil herself (accoring to her daughter, Sydney)
~Evil genius
~Autocircadian meditation (all the benefits of sleep, fraction of the time? sounds good!)
~Certifiable Rambaldi expert (can i take a class or something to become one of these?)
~Can translate the names of Russian authors into a 500 year old code in minutes.
~Plays mind games with 'estranged' husband.
~Good at music (did you know that Middle C vibrates at 261 hertz? I didnt.)
~Can catch flies with her bare hand.
~Is considered a risk to national security just by hugging her daughter.