| Ariel, The Little Mermaid: Is That Bitch Greedy, Or What?? | |||||||||
| WHAT?? That may well have been your first reaction upon seeing this topic. After all, isn't sweet Ariel an exemplary role model for those little beasts we call children? Ideally, one would think so. However, let me point out to you why she is the exact opposite of what she claims to be. This person is no role model; in fact, she is a greedy selfish manipulative bitch! The main example I have to offer you is presented to us by Ariel in the singing of her 'Part Of Your World' song. How so, you ask? Well, here. Let me show you: I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty I've got who's-its and what's-its galore You want thing-a-mabobs? I've got twenty But who cares? No big deal. I want more Ah ha! Her TRUE colors show! And, she also provides an example of just how self centered she is during that same song: What's a fire, and why does it What's the word? Burn When's it my turn? So, she only cares about herself! She doesn't say when is it our turn (referring to herself and other mermaids), she asks when it's HER turn. Does this girl think of no one but herself? Honestly. People, ask yourselves this: is the (greedy) little mermaid really someone you want as an idol? For yourselves, your children, future generations? Emphatically not! Now, in lieu of such horrid role models as this mermaid, I offer you someone better. Someone truly worthy of being a hero and role model for people everywhere. Who is it, you ask? Who could this wonderful person be, you ponder excitedly? Well, I'm here to tell you. Irina Derevko. Yes, Irina Derevko. She could take out that mermaid bitch any day, any way. Sooner or later, I'll also provide you all a full (though technically still growing) list of reasons why the awe inspiring Irina is such an exemplary role model. Until then, keep in mind what I have said: Ariel is a horrid, self centered, greedy, finned bitch! Thank you, and have a great day. ~The Dictator Herself, Gabs Hardy |
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