Height of frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
Height of suspense:
Ten men taking a bath and one drops the soap.
Height of indecision:
Ten men taking a bath, and nine drop the soap.
Height of Innocence:
A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples.
Height of Unemployment:
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.
Height of laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
A man after shitting on the sea-side waiting for the tide to clean his ass.
Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
A topless lady standing near mount everest.
Height of Bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology:
Condom with zip.
Height of Pain:
Sliding down a rocky mountain using your balls as brakes.
Screwing a meat mincer.
Height of Expectation:
A gay couple buying a baby's cot.
Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.