Heights

Height of noise:
Two skeletons making love on a tin roof, using tin cans as condoms.

Height of frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of suspense:
Ten men taking a bath and one drops the soap.

Height of indecision:
Ten men taking a bath, and nine drop the soap.

Height of Innocence:
A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples.

Height of Unemployment:
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.

Height of laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
A man after shitting on the sea-side waiting for the tide to clean his ass.

Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
A topless lady standing near mount everest.

Height of Bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology:
Condom with zip.

Height of Pain:
Sliding down a rocky mountain using your balls as brakes.
Screwing a meat mincer.

Height of Expectation:
A gay couple buying a baby's cot.

Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.