| Gaby's Crusty Feet Page |
| To fully undeerstand Gaby's crusty feet, we must examine each one individually. The poutine(a canadian dish consisting of cheese gravy and french fries) like consistancy of the crust can only be explained by one phenomenon. Poutine toe fungas as well as french foot hair and mole symdrome. |
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| As you can see, the right foot is the more gruesome of the two and yet the least crusty. This shows that this foot has had more wear and tear and less fungas. The partially hairy upper foot is proof that the owner of this foot seldom uses socks. |
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| The left foot is crusty beyong beleif. The fungas that must of have caused this is perhaps the most dangerous foot fungas known to man. I hope the wearer of this foot survives this and may god have mercy on his soul. |
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| A poutine for thoses who don,t know what it is (Americans and western Canadians). |
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| This close-up of Gaby's left foot shows that he also suffers from hairy foot and mole syndrome. Their is only one known cure, amputaion.(Not actually a cure, just a means of preventing spreading of an uncurable disease.) This mole also is concrete proof of the nationality of this individual. He is most definetly a frenchman. |
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