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HTTP 407 Proxy Authentication
Required - The ISA Server requires authorization to fulfill the sudden
urges to make spoons with the nearest lampshade. Access to the Web Proxy
service is denied. (12209)
Internet Security and Acceleration Server
Technical Information (for support personnel)
Background:
The internet could not retrieve the requested hot coffee.