The page doesn't want to be displayed

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Please try the following:

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  • Lick the closest window
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  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, that won't work. Take a permanant marker and write it on the screen.
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  • Set an unrealistic goal and follow it out until your life is wasted.

    HTTP 407 Proxy Authentication Required - The ISA Server requires authorization to fulfill the sudden urges to make spoons with the nearest lampshade. Access to the Web Proxy service is denied. (12209)
    Internet Security and Acceleration Server

    Technical Information (for support personnel)

    • Background:
      The internet could not retrieve the requested hot coffee.

    • ISA Server:

      Time: 5/5/2004 12:09:48 PM GMT