***This MSTing is by penname(Of a bllion..)
Uhmn....Yeah...me...iGoGo/X/and some others I may have forgotten.
This story is Originally ©2000 Omega
This MSTing was not produced to truly insult anyone's work, and
is only here for satirical enjoyment of the Netsurfers. Nutin'
serious. I hope you enjoy it as a little and fun joke.
Mega Man X, Zero,Dr. Cain, and Doppler are copyright 2000 by Capcom.
Duo, Heero, and Relena are copyright 2000 Sotsu Agency
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Introduction..
Okay, I don't know a GOOD one, but you know what? I should just stop these alltogether......Is that an uzi!? Okay, okay, here you go...
One happy morning in the back of the toolshed/laboratory/laavatory, X was watching his favorite television show "I Don't Like you THAT Much Love-Based Game Show", when all of a sudden, Zero came running in from the kitchen....
"X!" Zero scolded. "Did you leave this in here?"
In his hand, Zero held a three-week old bologna sandwich. Is was green with eyes.
"N-no.." X stammered, backing in his chair rather disgustedly. On his lap sat a booklet of several diskettes containing a new story for them to reveiw. Zero's eyes adverted down to them. He sighed in angst,shook his head, and got back onto his subject.
"You REALLY need to clean out the refrigerator more often." said Zero, tossing the flaccid meat and bread in a nearby incnerator (the fireplace.). He sighed and plopped down next to X, looking once again at the booklet. "What's in there?" he said, opening the binder.
"A new story to review." said X somewhat tiredly. And it's a DOOZY! Zero glanced up from the collection of DVD disks. "How long.....?" he asked.
X pulled out a evluation sheet from other companies which it had be sent to. On the sheet contained the number of pages or whatever would be the equivalent of it. He began to stammer. "About...n-nintey...." "NINTEY?!" Zero exclaimed, almost jumping to the other arm of the couch. "I..yes..." nodded an angsty X."It's got an introductory credits section, a prolouge, and then thirteen, yes, THIRTEEN chapters."
Zero groaned and slumped in the sofa. He removed his helmet and grabbed the telephone. X tilted his head curiously at him. "Zero, what are you doing?" he asked. "With all of this," Zero said. "We're going to have to have take out for days...."
Dr. Cain wandered around in the back of the laboratory. He paused and looked to Dr. Doppler, who was sipping his oil and getting tipsier by the second. "Doppler" Cain began. "You know......" "No...Ish don't know...." said Doppler, the concotion of fermented animal and plant cells going to his head. Dr. Cain chuckled. He was used to seeing his buddy like this, because he liked to get soused up too sometimes. "As I was saying; you know, those boys won't be able to suffice those fifteen films...They'll murder themselves; I've seen it before!" Doppler shrugged, then ran a hand through his tall hair. His hand emerged, and, between his fingers rested a black databank. "Yew yoush dis...find them ah....agh...a partner...fer da ficcie....know losh a peeps..I--"
With a clunk, Doppler's head clattered to the table and was followed by snoring. Cain shook his head, chuckling once again and headed to the phone.
**Warning**This is a crossover alert. If you feel you may be offended, please leave the planet at once. Be sure to remove all space bars beforehand so you can typelikethis.
Duo and Heero were running down the main streets along at Cinq Kingdom. Behind them was a large herd of Relena and her girlfriends (Although, they MIGHT be her mistresses, her sex slaves, her....Nevermind,THAT'S another story.). They were helping Relena catch Heero, for she wanted to invite him to a vacation to Hawaii with her. Duo was running behind Heero, trying his best to get his friend away from the drooling feinds.
"Come back,Heero!!" Relena screeched, holding close a gun filled with sleep darts, firing them one by one at Duo. The girls, unequipped thank goodness, were beginning to get tired. The group started to break up, but Relena, persistent with a very very bad adrenaline and hormone rush (Not to mention ten pills of speed, about 500mg apeice.), would never surrender. She fired once again, the dart almost hitting Duo's boot. Heero reached back and grabbed Duo, leaping up onto a tree branch, thick with leaves and good for hiding.
"Phew..." Said Duo, panting and dabbing at his forehead. "That was so close...!" "Too close...." Heero muttered, then looked to Duo. "I have to thank you. She's really getting on my case..." "I've noticed." Duo said. "But we pilots gotta stick--"
A ringing sound was heard from Duo's pants, which was vibrating from the noise. Heero's eyes widened, then he blushed a little. "Duo...control yourself!" he snapped in a raspy whisper. Duo blinked in shock. "Wha!? Man! It's just my phone!" he said as he reached into his pocket and yanked out small cellular. "My boxers don't ring. And besides, I'm not wearing any today." Duo said smugly.
Heero raised an eyebrow and bit his lip, trying not to chuckle. "Just awnser the phone already." he said. "God..I hope it's not Relena..."
"Why would she have my number?"Duo said as he pressed the talk button. "Speak to me," he said into the phone.
"Good heavens!" said an old mans springy voice. "We've dialed every number in this book, and you're the only one who awnsered!"
Duo blinked. "This isn't Publishers Clearing House, is it? Because I paid for all of those magazines, and I want my thirteen mil--"
"Nono, young man," said the voice on the other end. "This is Dr. Cain, a dear friend of Dr. Dopplers!" Duo blinked clulessly. He let out a small "uhmn" and bit his lip, trying to recall who the hell Doppler was....
Then, Duo had a flashback.
"Duo! Put yer pants back on and
come over 'ere and dance with the ladies!" said a deep, slurred
voice amongst a thousand flashing lights in a dark room. It was
comming from a large man with tall hair wearing a huge Elizibethan
era-style dress.
Okay-Okay!" said a young man, obviously spifflicated, his
long brown hair tossed around his shoulders in clumps over his
opened mettalic gold-and-black vinyl shirt. He bent down to pull
up his wide-legged leather pants around his waist. He stumbled
across the light-up dance floor, landing in the mans' flared-out
bell of his skirt.
"Heeyah boy! You's fun, you knows!" said the man, ruffling the boys hair. "Lemme gitcha' number so's we kin have ourselves more good times; eat the puddin!" The man handed the boy a black databank. The young brunette entered in about thirty numbers next to his name, about two of them somewhat real.
He handed them back to the man. "Here ya go lady..." he said, tilted. "Ohhkay! Let's boogie!" yelled the tall, white haired man. He threw his arms around the boys waist, can-caning him around the room...Then--
Duo shifted on the branch and blinked a few times. "I'm sorry..." Duo said, coming out of the random flashback. "I don't remeber a thing about some guy named Doppler."
Dr. Cain sighed. "Well, here, let me give you an adress. Come on down to our labs. We're pretty desperate, know you or not, and we'll pay you. How's $5,000 sound?"
Duo didn't say anything for a moment. A wild smirk grew across his face,and he looked to Heero. Heero raised an eyebrow..."Duo......?" He started. Duo complied to Cain and began taking down the address...
X and Zero prepared themselves. After about an hour, the living room was piled with boxes and boxes of pizza, Chinese food, sushi, falafel, steaks, and other at-home delivery foods ."There," Zero said proudly, placing his hands on his hips and grinning at the pile of foodstuffs. "We're WAY ready. Got the sprite?" "Sprite here." said X, holding up one of the six-packs from the cooler. X chuckled. "It's funny, because we really don't have to eat." "Yeah," said Zero, grinning at the idea. "The hilarity ensues." Zero plopped down onto the couch, ready to start the film. " Ah...The sooner, the better. " said Zero, his grin still prominent.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
"God Dammit!" Zero yelled, slamming down the controller as he sprang off the couch and headed to the door. X peeked out from behind the sofa. "Is it another delivery?" He said.
Zero opened the door. Stood there were Heero and Duo, wasted from their early romp with Relena. "Hi!" said Duo cheerily "My name's Duo and this is Heero. Dr. Cain sent us and crap like that. I smell food! Let us in!" He forced his way in past the tall Relpliroid, tugging Heero inside with him. Heero made his ususal observations with his keen senses as he was pulled through. "I smell fish" he announced stoically as he was dragged over the sashmi box. Zero scrunched his face and blinked at them.
"So...." Zero began. "Dr. Cain didn't think we could do the job alone, eh? I'll show them. I'll--" X grabbed Zero and tugged him back around to the couch.
Duo amazingly tossed Heero onto the couch, the amazing part being that Heero landed onto the spot on the sofa beside X in a prescisice sitting position, his arms now folded and his facial expression unchanged. (Albeit most people thrown onto the couch WOULD not, at all, look stoic and sit upright on landing.) Duo sat by Heero, removing his leather jacket and tossing it somewhere between the pizzas and the calzones.
"So," Duo started. "What are we watching..?"
Zero's eyebrow was shaking, no, twitching. X placed a hand on Zero's shoulder. "Come on..." He whispered to Zero. "You know we need help with this mother lode of a fic? Besides, what harm could they be?" Zero sighed and accepted. He then looked to Duo. "Something called 'Alpha's Secret, by Omega!' or something. I have a feeling it's a doozy!"
X reached into the sofa and fished out the control for the telivison. He pressed the "play" button, and they were on their way to__________(Please choose one:A.Hell B. Tragedy C. Fun D.Sandwich)
Episode # 245-008 1/2 "Secrets of the Omega"
Zero:Oh, great, looka--
X:That's NOT part of the MST.
Zero:My bad.
>>[hosted by tripod]
Duo:And directed by Senor Speilbergo!
>> [Image]
>>[Image]
X:(Doodles everywhere it says "image")
Zero:Thanks for screwing up the screen X, now we can't see!
Duo: That should be a good thing, right?
X:(begins wiping off the screen)
>>E-mail this page to a friend
>>Tell me when this page is updated
Duo:Bake a cake with TRIPOD
>>Written by Omega. Mega Man X is copyright Capcom.
>>Duo: (Thinks for a moment, a feeling
of remorse settling in like a bad cold front. He stands up, as
if to leave)Okay, okay, even though I've already taken up the
offer to sit through this with you, I REALLY don't like the Rockman
series. I--
>>Heero:I do, so shut up.(drags Duo back down in his seat)
>>I used Niohoggr and Paw with Bobcat's permission. I used Mandy with, well.... Mandy's >>permission.
X:<Omega>But I didn't ask to have
the last slice of ham! Nyahhaha!!!
Zero:X...be nice...She might eat kosher or farrah....
>>YOU ROCK BOBCAT! :-) YOU ROCK MANDY! :-3
Duo:Rock on with KISS!!
>>See Bobcat's webpage at bobcat_112.tripod.com.
Duo:For more hardcore porn.
>>Don't steal my work.
X:<Omega>:That's MY job. Damn Communists.
Zero:X...
Duo:He's not gonna be mean like this? Is he?
Zero:I'll make sure he won't....(Grabs a cattle prod)
>>That'd make me very nngrey, than I'd have to do something evil. I'm Maverick. I can't be >>held responsible for what I do.
Zero:When I get mad, I turn red, not grey,
especially nngrey!
Duo:<Geraldine> The devil made me do it!
Heero:Duo, that doesn't make any sense.
X:Heero...later on, a lot of things won't.
>>This fanfic has a certain percentage
of cussing. BEWARE if you can't stand
>>cussing
Duo:I LOVE cussin'! Can I join? Hell damn fart! Fart fart damn!
>>And just to let you know, I don't
think Jim Carrey's hot.
>>CheezeTiger does.
>>Zero:Great, NOW you tell us. After I got Cheezey that Adam Sandler poster...
>>Hey, Thanks go to my best friend
CheezeTiger (called by her real name of
>>Jessi in this fanfic), who let m e base a half-Maverick
Mechadrake on her.
>>(Yes, she does act like that....Really....)
Duo:<Omega>To Cheezy, who I just
totally embarassed
X:A half-infected dragonoid? How.....
Zero:Erotic...(Shudders in mock delight)
>>Speaking of Mechadrakes, see Red Draco's page (Heh-heh. Everybody has gotta >>know who Red Draco is!).
Duo:Well, apparently I DON'T!
Zero:....I think it's that guy from that Burger King commercial...you
know....the guy....
>>Red's also the one I got the black blood theory from. YOU ROCK, RED:-)
X:<Omega>RED IS GOD! YOU ROCK RED!
Zero:<Omega>Watch out, Reddy! I'm gonna borrow that fanny
of yours next, ifyaknowwhaddimean...ehehhehe!
>>All the songs in chapter 7 (Bass
Kicks Ass) are copyright respective, Jessi
>>also picked hers,
Zero:Personally I prefer the tune "Sigma eats Shit", but that might be a diffrent soundtrack
>> Honna hers, blah blah blah, you get the pic. :) Mandy and Zero's songs were hand >>picked by Mandy. Niceities, huh?
Duo:Yeah,VERY nice ties! Did you get those at Sears?
>>And I'm sorry if you people can't understand Japanese,
Heero:(Groans sadly)
Duo:(Belches and drinks more soda)
>>but Meguri just rocks too much! Same with French, only change Meguri to Toy-Box.
X:<Omega>And then change Toy-Box into a salami. YOU ROCK SALAMI!
>>Sorry about how many times the
word 'evilly' is used in the intro and in the
>>first chapter. I had lost my thesaurus.
Duo:<Omega>Actually it was eaten by my goldfish, Lucky. (Coldly) I hate you, Lucky.
>>And, In case you couldn't tell,
I like Smash Mouth's (Who the f*** you think
>>ya' foolin'....)
Duo:Me, because I STILL don't know what
or who Red Draco is!
Heero:....
>>Aqua's (You are an alien with super high intelligence....)
X:Love songs dedicated to Dr. Spock by Aqua! In stores now!
>>and Smile.Dk's (I'm just a girl
that's looking for some fun, it's time to
>>get things started....)
Duo:<Continung the song>So, gimme five dolla...I promise not to trick ya....this time...
>>Music. :-) I also like Ayumi Hakasaki (Anata ga, doshi, kamidatsu!).
Heero:(Sighs deeply and shakes his head)
>>BTW, All spelling/grammar errors are on purpose. :-)
X:That's a GOOD exscuse for saying the
spell checker is busted...
Zero:More like the spell checker is drunk.
>>-In General Intro-
Duo:Another one? Aww, don't you think the first was enough?
>>Alpha's Secret!
Zero:<Alpha> Everyone, I was the one that stole from the collection plate.
>>My Mega Man X fanfic that breaks some known X rules.
X:Such as the "No hot pants after
twelve" rule?
Zero:(Snaps his fingers and stomps his foot in dissapointment)
Man, I HATE that rule! How am I gonna get a date like that??
>>Such as, 'Anti-Maverick Syrum'.
WHAT THE HECK? Well, the reason they don't use it
>>much is it can be deadly, it's expensive, hard to make,
Duo:<Omega>Pretty much like hydrogen bombs c'ept that syrum makes you craaazee!
>>and the Mavericks cured of it have a high chance of going Maverick again. Black Reploid >>blood? Everyone who's played Zero's game in X4 knows that Reploid blood is red.
X:And violets are blue.
>>Well, black makes more sense to
me, so I borrowed with permission the idea
>>from Red Draco.
X:Who lived in a shoe.
>>Gaurdians? I THOUGHT OF THEM, PEOPLE!
Duo:Okay! Okay! I take back my thoughs on stealing 'em!
>>Reploid you-know-whats? Heh-heh,
Zero:What knows who? Heh-heh-heh...
>>it doesn't happen in this book,
but another book I
>>working on, SOMEONE Reploid gets married to a human.
Heero: That's not ri--
Duo:Nah-uh. Stop while you're ahead, Heero.
>>It also allows the other characters a chance to hit Iris,
for you Iris-haters.
Duo:Let's all smack Iris with a giant
flopping you-know-what!
X:Or a wedding. I can slap her with a wedding
Zero:Or a subpeona. I bet I can slap her with a couple of dozens
of those.
>>By the way, Zero's last name is
Omega, and if you don't believe me, go to the Man In
>>Blue!
Duo:Men in blue!? THE PIGS!
Zero:I don't belive you, but I'm NOT going to turn myself in to
the cops over it!
>>And I ignored the fact that Mary (or Marty or Mariiaa or whatever you call her) is dead. I >>wanted her in my story.
Duo:<Omega> So, I stole into the
cemetery and dug her up. Her crushed bones are the paper for this
fic. :)
X:Mnn...All natural carcass. How thoughful!
Heero: Who 's Mary....?
Duo: Hail Mary.
>>Thank-you section. Whee! Thanks
to Mandi Paugh, her MM the Series books are
>>what got me started on fanfiction, And cause she wrote
'Day to Live', My
>>second favorite fanfic.
X:<Omega> And, if you play "Day to Live" backwards, it gives you a couple of yummy recipies for snacks to bring to your next Satanic church meeting!
>>Thanks to Bobcat, she let me use Paw and Niohoggr. Thanks to Red Draco, she >>invented Mechadrakes (they awesome!),
Zero:They is!
>>invented the black Reploid blood theory
X:<Omega>And for inventing the lightbulb...and llfe itself.
>>(X watched in horror as Harmony's oily black blood came oozing from under Zero's >>sabere, flowing into huge, shapeless puddles on the floor....),
Zero:<X, observing> Hrmn...actually..THAT puddle looks like the main Island of the Galapagos..
>>and for writing BNF(My favorite Fanfic) and ZT(My third favorite fanfic), which were what >>got me addicted to MMX fanfics in particular.
Duo:<Omega, in about ten years>
Hi, my name is Omega, and I'm addicted to MMX Fanfics...
Zero, X, and Heero, in a drony voice:Hiiii Omegaaa...
>>Thanks to my friend Jessica, she let me base a half-Maverick Mechadrake on her.
Duo:<Omega> Jessica owes me five bucks. I'll borrow her, too!
>>Thanks to my older brother, he
proofread some of my story
>>and fixed unintentional errors.
Zero:<Omega's older brother, in drunken,
slurred speech> Danskh shish fer lettin' me checksht it. Hey,
you promsihed me more Jack Danielsh...
X:And you said *I* was mean!!
Zero:Sorry!
Duo:The both of you are mean! Sheddap!
Heero:(Grumbles)And look who's talking....
>>He also invented, "Irregular Mavericks". Irregulars are what they call Mavericks in Japan,
Heero:But, how...
Duo:Heero, DON'T.
>>but he invented some Mavericks who were either stupid in some way or another, or was >>noted as faulty by the Mavericks. Take Stereotypical Yak for example,
X:<Omega>Or Disturbed Duck, Crackhead Skunk, or perhaps even Pyromaniacal Cow. You'll find lotsa fun hijinks among this wacky, crazy bunch at Chuck E. Cheeze!!
>>he's a great fighter, but stupid. Very, very
Duo:<Omega>Very,very,very,very,very...............
>>stupid. He also invented the elitist BIRD Maverick group.
Zero: BIRD Maverick Group, A.K.A: " Perdue Farms:The Rebel Years."
>>They are the high ranking >>Mavericks. Among them are Cyber Peacock, Chill Penguin, >>Rainbow Hoatzin (he thought of him) and some others.
Duo:What's a whore-tzin?
Heero:Possibly a mythilogical ancient Mayan or Aztec bird deity..
Duo:I'm sorry.I had to ask. I'm still pondering who Red Draco
is...or what...
>>On to the story now, people!
X:<Omega> Oh yeah, I shoulda thanked those other mediocre folks like my mom, my dad, and some guy named God, but who has the time! (Chuckles mockingly)
>>-Story Intro-
>>"What are you doing?"
X asked, walking into Zero's room. It had a desk,
>>which Zero was sitting at, a full sized mirror, his Reploid
sleeping
>>chamber-thingie,
Zero:And a toilet whackadookie, and a computer thing-a-mabob....
>>posters everywhere of 20th century music groups and artists, a display in which he put >>his sabere when he wasn't wearing it,
Duo:Sometimes his boxers went there, too...When he wasn't wearing them!
>>and one of his prized possessions, a c.d. player,
X:Cuz his fat ass landed on the 8-Track player. That moron.
>>and his collection of over 100 c.d.s.
Duo:Most of them were trimmed-down 45's incognito. He just wanted some false bragging rights.
>>The room was eerily illuminated
with a bright iridescent glow, one
>>that might upset human eyes after a period of time.
Zero:Or grill a mean cheese sandwich!
>>"Writing all the things I
like about Alpha." he said without looking up from
>>his paper.
Duo:<Zero>It's part of my psychotherapy and coping with people so I won't poke 'em wif forks no mores.
>> The light above him started to flicker slightly.
Duo:They were coming..........
>>"Is she that new Gaurdian
in your unit? The one who used to be in
>>Harmony's?" X asked quickly. "Uh-huh."
Zero said. He took a swallow of his
>>oil splash, let out a satisfying "aah....",
Duo:<Zero>Ahh! Fermented animal
cells REALLY hit the spot!
X:<Zero>Damned Hussein, hiking up the oil prices. Oh well,
more to spend, more to drink!
>>turned to X, then asked, "Do you want to hear?"
Zero:<X>If it's about decapitated bunny heads again, then I don't wanna.
>>Without letting X answer, Zero stood up and cleared his throat.
Duo<Zero>Ack-ah-ack-ah-ack-ah-ACKKK HEM! Whoa, there goes my esaphogus....
>>"Alpha, hair as shiney as a river,
Duo:And as dirty as one. I'll get you some Pert Plus.
>>Eyes glitterey like a Silver Star, piercing like an eagle.
X:Eagle brand peircing guns, that is!
>>Your ebony armor, black as night,
gilded with silver, a silver as
>>....um, silver as the moon." he read.
>>X clapped politely. "That was....'
Zero:Nauseating?
Duo:Cutsey-Sugary doo?
X:<X>Who's Alpha again?
>>he started, but didn't get to finish.
Duo:For he was too busy eyeing the esaupogus on the floor.
>.Zero had written more. "Your hair, looks kinda like a blonde Crono. But that looks good on >>your feminine face."
Duo:Chrono? That spikey haired freak? Forget the Pert Plus, she needs a sandblaster.
>.he stated. Continuing on, he started
to say everything more dreamily than before.
>>"Your wings. Your Wings!
Duo:<Zero>Marinated in teriyaki
sauce; how I'll devour thee!
Heero:Speaking of which, pass me those teriyaki wings, will ya?
(Duo passes Heero some chicken wings)
>>I've never seen a Gaurdian that had shinier wings. Silkier feathers, iridescent."
X:Cept' for the one selling the newspapers by 43rd street. Man, were his SHINY!
>>At that point, Zero hit the play button on his c.d. player. With a quick dedication to Alpha, >>he started to sing the male vocals to "Lollipop".
X:I didn't know part of the lollipop song
had a phallus..
Zero:X!
X:(pokes out his tounge at Zero)
>>In a loud voice, Zero sang, "Come
with honey, I'm the sweet sugar candyman,
>>run like the wind, fly with me to bounty land! Bite me...."
Duo:Yeah, screw you, too.
>>This was as far as he got before
Alpha walked into his room. Zero turned
>>quickly, gripping his paper in his hand. X cracked up
laughing.
X:<Alpha>Zero! Look what you did to X! Go sweep him off the floor! And is that an esauphogus I see??
>>Alpha dropped her whip to the floor.
Duo:There's nothing dreamier than a dominatrix-wannabe than a SLOPPY dominatrix wannabe!
>>"I didn't even get to the part about her being good at battle." Zero started.
>>Alpha gently flapped her wings, then giggled.
Duo:<Alpha, with a very bad, whiny, effimanite yet raspy voice> Teehee! Teehee! I'm gon' make yew squeel, boy!
>>Zero quickly changed the C.d.
to his Smash Mouth: Fush Yu Mang, and blushed
>>slightly.
Zero:Because he always found Smash Mouth sexy...
>>Alpha walked over to Zero. Zero
gulped and dropped his paper to
>>the floor. Alpha picked up the crumpled paper.
X:Because it's good to recycle!
>>She made some pretty funky faces as she read it.
Heero:<Alpha>(@_# ) (^_^) (+_*)
(_ø) (#_#)
Duo:Why, Heero! That's the most expressive I've seen you all day...'Cept
for when you were screaming....!
Heero:(·_·)
>>"You sweet baby!" she cried, then hugged Zero. Zero freaked.
Zero:What?! That's TOO soon! I thought
she said there was no you-know-what in this??
X:Depends on what "you-know-what" was...
>>X was getting a kick out of this, and fell on Zero's bed laughing.
Duo:Because it's now obvious he was stoned.
Completely.
X<X>The colooors.....wooo...Where's my Doritos?
>>X laughed so hard he then fell
off of Zero's bed. Alpha let go of Zero. She
>>walked over to X and stared at him.
X:<Alpha>Must...not...rape...
>>X made a barely audible yelp, then smacked himself for being such a wimp.
Zero:<X>D'oh! Falling out of the bed again..I....Hey, Alpha, you smell like Doritos!!!
>>Alpha tilted her head back and laughed maniacally at him in triumph,
Duo:Uh...did I miss something? What did
she win? Is this "Who Wants to be a Millionare by Making
the Stoned Kid Fall Out the Bed??"
X:No, she's just drunk, don't worry, Duo.
>>picked up her whip, and left the
room. X was beginning to get a strange feeling
>>around Alpha.
Duo:It was now obvious she was the Doritios.
>>He knew what it was, too. He would
tell Zero, but not right
>>then.
X:She's got the crabs; he knows it...
Zero:Gah! X!
X:What? Just doin' mah job!(smiles happily)
>>"Zero, did you steal those drinks from my minibar?"
X:Said the omnisicent character, said
he.
Duo:Or she. We're not sexist.
>>"Why do you want to know?" Zero asked, smiling mischievously.
>>X sighed. He took a slip of paper
out from under his helmet. "Pen." was all
>>he had to say.
Duo:Remeber, childern. The word for the day is:Pen.
>> Zero handed him a pen, and X
wrote in his neat, cursive
>>writing,
Zero:As opposed to slapping him in the face and telling him like it is.
>>"Zero Omega now owes me $20,000 for stolen drinks."
X:<X>Or 10000 party-sized bags of Doritos.
>>Zero snatched the paper from X's
hand. He cracked up laughing. "Playing too
>>many RPG's, huh, X?" That's from Vay! I don't owe
you that much money
>>anyways."
Zero:<Zero, chuckiling heartily> Heh heh heh..you looser. I'm Charlton Heston; I don't haveta pay YOU back, you Vay lovin' looser!
>>"Oh, yeah. That's right.
Zero owes me $28,000!" he cried, grabbed the slip
>>from Zero, and made the correction. They listened to the
pretty sounds of
>>Smash Mouth,
Duo:Fat men belching songs to acoustics. Very lovley.
>>then X said, "Hey! Where's Alpha?"
X<Zero>Don't ask me. Just shut up
and keep reading your "Where's Alpha" book
Zero:<X>Do you think she's with Elvis?
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The four young men began to sigh and stretch in their seats. Zero kicked a few boxes of lo-mein out of his way before grabbing his remote control to bring the player to a stop.
"Wow!" Duo said, stretching in a yawn. "That was a real doozy, wasn't it?" X smiled "Somewhat, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna get more fun after this. Besides, it's getting late. We'd better get some sleep!
"Good Idea..." said Zero, picking up trash and a puppy from out of nowhere. He looked pretty tired too.
The worst was Heero. He looked a wreck.
Duo turned to face his partener, blinking at him. "Heero...?" Duo asked, thonking his cheek with his index finger under his thumb. Eventually, Heero swiped at the irritating little finger.
Duo chuckled. "Heero....you're trying to make logic of this, aren't you??" Heero groaned. "Sadly, yes.......I've been a fan of the Rockman series...and well...I've had a hard time with so many things. This isn't the first...."
"Loosen up, Heero!" Duo said, smiling. "The story's actually quite cool! Cool enough to do a lil' pokie-pokie at it!" Duo poked Heero playfully in the ribs. Heero did manage to let out a small chuckle before moving Duo's hand away. "Let's go to bed." said Heero, smirking. :X and Zero have already left.
So, Heero and Duo headed to their bedrooms. It was finally quiet in the house.
Duo sat up in his bed all night. Wondering....
"Who *IS* Red Draco...?"
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This MSTing is by....Well, I'll think
of something permanent one day.
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The original fic is, and will always be © Omega.
Mega Man, Rockman, Zero, X, Sigma,Dr. Cain, and Doppler and any
other related characters are ©Capcom, co.
Duo, Relena, and Heero are © Sotsu Agency
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