Gundam Wing:A VERY Incoherent Revue.

The cast:

Well, you have know who the stars are! Avalible, I have the five lead charracters, right here at my icky disposal!

Heero Yuy (Jolly Mr. Neversmiles.) Heero is a trained assassin, the first pilot, and very sexy. He rarely ever smiles and kills everthing in his way like a mad weedwhacker on crack. Avoid him at a X-mas to rush at Toys r' Us.	Duo Maxwell (Spwinkie Spunkie) Duo is the second pilot & is known for his braid. He's a cute, energetic troublemaker with a sad past who's always being arrested and mauled. He is most optmistic and is very friendly, hence his nickname "God of Death" (I thought it was Death to Darkness"? That makes more sense...). His last name is from his church, and not the coffee house.	Trowa Barton (Bad Hair 4 Ever.) Trowa is the third pilot and a humorless circus clown/acrobat. You wonder how got in the military with that haircut...He usually keeps to himself and is very quiet, yet cruel. He has an unusual likey-like to Quatre, and loves Duo's tummy as a punching baggie. Look for him at the next Cirque Du Solei performance.	Quatre Raberba Winner (Cute pai, Angel,.) He is the fourth pilot. A peace-loving prince, he loves to play the violin(Like me. Yeah, I like playing the violin. Whazzit to ya?) and the piano. He has likely likes twoards Trowa, and good friends with Duo and Heero. He can be somewhat of a blabbermouth as well as a aesthetiticist ( I can't spell.). He's also a schizoprhenic, voices in his head. He put together his own gundam.	Chang(Xiang?) Wufei (Pop-Up and Fresh --Y'know, because he keeps popping up on the show.--That kid in the back.) Wufei is the 5th pilot and reminds me of a tiger. He is rarely on the show, and pops up out of nowhere. He is a widower. He is very arrogant and is bent on revenge or something. Wufei is roumored to be sexist... He's violent and unstable. Send him some ritalin and prozac cocktails.

Crap you didn't need to/wanted to know....

How do the boys stay so slim and trim? A nice, hearty diet of poppies keeps them limber, werid, hallucogenic, and sinewy. Sometimes Mary Jane is included, too.

"But,I Like Pie!" Sure, sure.....Quatre. Ya sho kyoote! Okay, so they don't always stay in their dietary specifications..so what?(Personally, I think it's fine if they go all out on the food, ifyaknowhaddimean.)

That smile-It's so cutesy and cartoony! He has so much energy! Woohoo! He looks liike a stupid ditz who blows them away with his divine strenght and wits! Behold the power of deception! <--The braid-It HAS to be most famous. It's hellathick and his bangs are all cute and spiky an' stuff. <--The Black Preists Suit-Although the collar is drawn wrong, it's still a cool suit. I wonder if you rip it (The collar) out, will his pants fall down? Those UGLY Bwana pants-Actually I HATE those! They are soooo frikkin UGLY! I-Ida know..They just look really bad and awkward on him. ---> <--The SHOES-AGHH!! I wanna kill for the shoes ! They're so cool! I looove them! The cute buckles! The kinky heels! He mooched those things off a nun! Hey, Sara, I have those shoes now! Bend over so I can try them out!

 So, More on GW? Uhh..Well..Ish pretty kooo...And it's got boys in it...And them mechas....

The animated series I find it alright. It's not the best thing on TV, I must admit. The animation is dog food, and the storyboard artists are obviously drunk, but,the boys, Relena and Dorothy are what attracted me to it. And the Gundams. I read the doujinshis, the fanfic. At first, I REALLY didn't know what the hell was going on, and then I sorta caught on with the plot by being caught up in visual chat roleplays (I also found out the whole series of Gundam shows was made to sell the toys.). I glanced at it a few times on Cartoon Network, and all that other cheezy poofy stuff.

IMO, the show itself wasn't catchy, me not being a really huge fan of the mainstream animation from Japan, so I barely ever watch it, unless I'm riffing it with a friend, which is always fun. (It's TOO serious sometimes.). The plot would make a great shooter RPG though.

 Here are a few things I'd like to point out about the series:

Heero Can't Smile: Well, He CAN, but it's rare, and even that looks evil as hell. He probably smiles 'cuz he killed something. (Or ate a poppy) He needs someone nice and energetic to bring out his happy side, and Relena is SO not the one for that job...	Trowa and Quatre are just Friends! Despite what you sicko Yaoi freaks think, they ARE JUST FRIENDS! Take a look: Trowa:Mnn...Quatre...-licks his lips and inches foward- Quatre:-blush-Trowa...!-purrs-Not now...! Trowa:-chuckles and pinches Quatre's cheek- See? All friends do that....Ah..Who am I kidding!?	Duo and He-- --Wait...Where is that hand going...?!?! Heero looks happy(As he can get.)..and...Duo looks a little stoned...! Woo-wow...Heero! Not during the camera shoot! (Although, I wouldn't expect Heero to be so open like that in public...hrmnn...I guess leather can make you do funny things...Wait...is that leather? Might be pleather...)	And Finally--Wufei is ALWAYS alone! Poory Guy. He's the "odd man out.". You find him in the side and in the back of pics. ;_; I wonder how much he misses Meiran..?