Gundam Wing:A VERY Incoherent
Revue.
So, what's goin on this time? Well....I
have discovered Gundam Wing (Yeah, I'm LATE!). I've seen a few
of the eps, I've browsed some of the sites. I've read a good
bit of the doujins. I have also been cluttered by the hordes
of fans. So,what have I learned from this experience? Absolutley
nothing!(Well, if it's according to the series....It's nothing
accurate. And there's nothing to frickin' understand about it...)
Take a look:
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I am the sex god of La Buforda
! =D
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- Duo's Tip of the moment!
- (Let's take one before we proceed!)
- "If
you plan on cooking brains, be sure to blast them out with a
hose and apply lots of sugar to the recipie. Otherwise, plan
ahead and marinade it in --Wait?? Is this from my cookbook??
This isn't mine!! TROWA!!"
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- Ohkaaay...Duo...
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- The cast:
- Well, you have know
who the stars are! Avalible, I have the five lead charracters,
right here at my icky disposal!
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- Heero Yuy
- (Jolly Mr. Neversmiles.)
- Heero is a trained assassin,
the first pilot, and very sexy. He rarely ever smiles and kills
everthing in his way like a mad weedwhacker on crack. Avoid him
at a X-mas to rush at Toys r' Us.
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- Duo Maxwell
- (Spwinkie
Spunkie)
- Duo
is the second pilot & is known for his braid. He's a cute,
energetic troublemaker with a sad past who's always being arrested
and mauled. He is most optmistic and is very friendly, hence
his nickname "God of Death" (I thought it was Death
to Darkness"? That makes more sense...). His last name
is from his church, and not the coffee house.
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- Trowa Barton
- (Bad Hair 4 Ever.)
- Trowa is the third pilot
and a humorless circus clown/acrobat. You wonder how got in the
military with that haircut...He usually keeps to himself and
is very quiet, yet cruel. He has an unusual likey-like to Quatre,
and loves Duo's tummy as a punching baggie. Look for him at the next Cirque Du Solei performance.
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- Quatre Raberba Winner
- (Cute
pai, Angel,.)
- He is
the fourth pilot. A peace-loving prince, he loves to play the
violin(Like me. Yeah, I like playing the violin. Whazzit to ya?)
and the piano. He has likely likes twoards Trowa, and good friends
with Duo and Heero. He can be somewhat of a blabbermouth as well
as a aesthetiticist ( I can't spell.). He's also a schizoprhenic,
voices in his head.
- He put
together his own gundam.
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- Chang(Xiang?) Wufei
- (Pop-Up and Fresh
--Y'know, because he keeps popping up on the show.--That kid
in the back.)
- Wufei is the 5th pilot
and reminds me of a tiger. He is rarely on the show, and pops
up out of nowhere. He is a widower. He is very arrogant and is
bent on revenge or something. Wufei is roumored to be sexist...
He's violent and unstable. Send him some ritalin and prozac cocktails.
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Crap you didn't need to/wanted
to know....
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How do the boys stay so slim and trim?
A nice, hearty diet of poppies
keeps them limber, werid, hallucogenic, and sinewy. Sometimes
Mary Jane is included, too.
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"But,I Like Pie!"
Sure, sure.....Quatre. Ya sho kyoote! Okay, so they don't always stay in their
dietary specifications..so what?(Personally,
I think it's fine if they go all out on the food, ifyaknowhaddimean.)
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So...Who's my favorite
character..! Well, I like all of them, but Duo's most cool! (Although
I'm starting to lean near Q-man and Relena...) What do I like
about him...?
That smile-It's so cutesy and cartoony! He has so
much energy! Woohoo! He looks liike a stupid ditz who blows them
away with his divine strenght and wits! Behold the power of deception!
<--The braid-It HAS to be most famous.
It's hellathick and his bangs are all cute and spiky an' stuff.
<--The Black Preists
Suit-Although
the collar is drawn wrong, it's still a cool suit. I wonder if
you rip it (The collar) out, will his pants fall down?
Those
UGLY Bwana pants-Actually
I HATE those! They are soooo frikkin UGLY! I-Ida know..They just
look really bad and awkward on him. --->
<--The SHOES-AGHH!! I wanna kill
for the shoes ! They're so cool! I looove them! The cute buckles!
The kinky heels! He mooched those things off a nun! Hey, Sara,
I have those shoes now! Bend over so I can try them out!
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So,
More on GW? Uhh..Well..Ish pretty kooo...And it's got boys in
it...And them mechas....
The animated series I find it
alright. It's not the best thing on TV, I must admit. The animation
is dog food, and the storyboard artists are obviously drunk,
but,the boys, Relena and Dorothy are what attracted me to it.
And the Gundams. I read the doujinshis, the fanfic. At first,
I REALLY didn't know what the hell was going on, and then I sorta
caught on with the plot by being caught up in visual chat roleplays
(I also found out the whole series of Gundam shows was made to
sell the toys.). I glanced at it a few times on Cartoon Network,
and all that other cheezy poofy stuff.
IMO, the show itself wasn't catchy,
me not being a really huge fan of the mainstream animation from
Japan, so I barely ever watch it, unless I'm riffing it with
a friend, which is always fun. (It's TOO serious sometimes.).
The plot would make a great shooter RPG though.
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Here are a few things
I'd like to point out about the series:
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Heero Can't Smile:
Well, He CAN,
but it's rare, and even that looks evil as hell. He probably
smiles 'cuz he killed something. (Or ate a poppy)
He needs someone
nice and energetic to bring out his happy side, and Relena is
SO not the one for that job...
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Trowa and Quatre
are just Friends!
Despite what
you sicko Yaoi freaks think, they ARE JUST FRIENDS! Take a look:
- Trowa:Mnn...Quatre...-licks
his lips and inches foward-
- Quatre:-blush-Trowa...!-purrs-Not
now...!
- Trowa:-chuckles
and pinches Quatre's cheek-
See? All friends
do that....Ah..Who am I kidding!?
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Duo and He--
--Wait...Where
is that hand going...?!?! Heero looks happy(As he can get.)..and...Duo
looks a little stoned...! Woo-wow...Heero! Not during the camera
shoot!
(Although, I
wouldn't expect Heero to be so open like that in public...hrmnn...I
guess leather can make you do funny things...Wait...is that leather?
Might be pleather...)
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And Finally--Wufei
is ALWAYS alone!
Poory Guy. He's
the "odd man out.". You find him in the side and in
the back of pics. ;_;
I wonder how
much he misses Meiran..?
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- And now, we FINALLY leave this incoherent
page from hell. Did I say I was all done? Heck no! There's still
more to come! Frightening, huh? I'd say.
- Say goodbye, Wufei....
- Wufei:Goodbye,
Wufei.....
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- ......?..Say goodbye, Trowa...
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- Trowa:-staring
at Quatre and smirking- Hey, Q, I got a new flute! Wanna--
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- -whacks Trowa-
- Goodnight, everyone.
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