This is a simple page for you Treize fans. Enjoy!
Hello, my name is Treize. I'm president of the world!
It rules! I like having this chance to relax and not use big words
right now.
Here, I have for you photographs of what I must
put up with every day. If you just give me a second to start my
picto--MILLIARDO! Where are my photographs? What? What do you
mean they're still at Eckerd? Go pick them up! What!? It's closed
for remodeling!? Shitty Jee--Oh, right, I have company.
Milliardo! Fetch my crayons! I'll just have to illustrate
my life to you. This will be spectacular!
Ah, who to start with first? Ah, yes, those bloody
Gundams and their bloody pilots. Hah. Attractive young fellows,
yes, but are they ever deadly.
This little maggot is Heero Yuy. He pilots Wing
Zero. Oh my oh my, he is deadly, deadly.
This little reject is Duo Maxwell. He pilots Deathscythe
Hell. He is a rotten little bastard who thinks this is all a game.
IT IS NOT! IT IS NOT!
This is Trowa Barton. Ahahah! Look at his hair!
Heavyarms is his gundam.
This shitty little sissy is Quatre Raberba Winner,
a prince. He pilots Sandrock, although he's not meant to be a
pilots. Such a whiny little thing. I'm of high ranking, and you
don't see me being so pris--MILLIARDO! Get your hands out of my
Barbie collection!
Now, where was I? Ah, yes. This final rodentia is
Wufei Chang. A violent and cocky little fellow, he disgusts and
intrigues me. He pilots Shenlong. One can hear him constantly
shrieking expletives as he pilots.
I very much enjoy the pilots ***SARCASM***!!!!!!
Hahahahahheeeheeheeheehaw! Milliardo?? Is Eckered open yet? I
will return to you once my photos are developed, my pretties!
Muwahaha!