 |
|
[+]Static-ness[+]
[+]ACW/nEw logo fades up[+]
[+]The scene opens in sort of a prison cell. As we see cellmates looking at the camera man very angrily. As they whistle at the fresh meat. We see michael cole come into the picture looking around. As they go in the hall way and are approached by none other then the biggest and meanest cop…The Big Bossman! He makes a sorta ‘licking his teeth motion’ like if he is the baddest man in here, he looks at a scared Cole and makes him flinch as Bossman laughs [+]
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Whats the matter Cole? You scared of these little bitches? I tell you something Cole…you wont last a second in this shithole! Why? Cause you’re a little momma’s boy! And you know what these bitches in here do to little momma’s boys? They tear them LIMB to LIMB! Now what the hell you want?
[+] The prisoners start laughing as Bossman gets irritated and yells a big “Shut up!” as all the prisoners show Bossman respect and shut up as Cole closes up like if he is about to get punched. As Bossman looks at him Cole stands up like if he is a big man[+]
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Cole…What the hell do you want, I got more important stuff to do..like guarding these cells..
-:-“Scared” Michael Cole-:- Whatever Bossman. Im here to ask you how does it feel to be in ACW/nEw and which brand do you hope to be?
[+]Bossman laughs[+]
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Did you hear him ladies? This bitch sounds like a little girl playing with dolls. You like playing with dolls Cole? Speak up boy…you’re a fucking man for godsake. I hope your fat daddy aint watching his little boy getting scared of the Big Bossman!
[+]Bossman continues to laugh as Cole sucks it up and speaks louder with a angry tone[+]
-:-“Scared” Michael Cole-:- Listen big bossman. Ive known more tougher guys then you. As I said before.. How does it feel to be in the new/acw and what brand would you prefer!?
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:-Wooo-wee! Listen ladies.. Cole gots a angry tone. Wahhh im scared. Shut up Cole! You don’t get that tone of voice with me. I demand respect especially from a lil bitch like you.You may do that with your daddy, but right now you're talkin' to somebody with some balls! Fuck yeah I enjoy being in new/acw…shit I love kicking some ass. Hell I live for kicking some ass. Fuck yeah Cole, it beats being in here looking over a bunch of pussys. Hell in new/acw I will fuck up some smaller pussies! I can fucking tell your from new/acw cause your small, and you’re a little scared bitch. Come on Cole hit me you little bitch. I eat little sons of bitches like you for breakfast Cole remember that! That’s why they freaking call me the Big Bossman..key words BIG and MAN! Remember that…aint you suppose to be righting in your little note book? Jot that down bitch.
-:-“Scared” Michael Cole-:-Whatever “Bossman” shouldn’t you be flashing your little flash light some where? Anyways you got a match with you, Piper, and Maven vs Evan and Shannon.
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Flashing my light? Listen little boy. Don’t try and mess with a big man. Where the fuck is that little japanese announcer guy? That guy is more tougher then you. Who cares. Give me the fuckin mic.
[+]Bossman grabs the mic with force as he puts his night stick away. He pushes cole as cole stumbles next to a cell and the prisoner goes to grab him but Cole moves out the way as Bossman talks into the camera[+]
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Roddy Rowdy Piper, Maven. You litte sons of bitches. Don’t worry the Bossman knows you both are on the Bossman’s team. But don’t forget that Bossman is always watching. So you little faggots better get your act straight and the bossman will take care of the rest. Cause im a man, wait Maven? That little pussy that won Weak Enough? Wow whoopidty-doo. Who gives a flying fuck about that competition. Any of these bitches in there cells can win it. It takes a real big man to enter the business and take control. That’s why which ever shitty fed I am in. Will be tortured by the Big Bossman. Maven…just make sure your out of the Bossmans way. How ‘bout this old bitch Roddy Piper. What kind of a man wears a skirt? A little bitch like Cole that’s who. I don’t care if you wear shorts under there. But tell me Piper. What the hell is wrong with you? Well fuck that lets talk ‘bout my pussy opponents…Evan and Shannon. What kind of names are those for wrestlers? Wait should I freakin say “Singers” you fuckin boys are queer! Queer little fucking boys! Like Cole over there. Hey Cole! I bet you those two got there contract by sucking and fucking the owner real good. Cause that’s all there good for. There a bunch of pussies…my opponents and teammates!
[+]Bossman puts the mic to Cole real hard on his chest as he walks off and puts his shades on. He then spins the night stick around as he hits the cells. Cole runs out the opposite door the Bossman is going through as he walks into a cell that was open. The prisoner gets infront of Cole as Cole screams for help as the prisoner closes the door behind him. What do prisoners like doing? Oh my god just don’t drop the soap Cole. The scene fades to black as Bossman is laughing while he gets in his car and Cole is heard in the background[+]
[+]Scene opens as Bossman gets out of his car and is parked infront of a record label building. Bossman gets in and twirls the night stick as he goes to the main desk[+]
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Hey you…Where’s the owner of this shithole?
-:-“Main Desk” Pablo -:- Excuse me? I have you know this is a well respected record label. Tsk I say good day Mr.I want to be a cop.
[+]Bossman looks away as he leans over and grabs pablo by the shirt as he shreeks in fright as Bossman pulls him half way over the desk and looks him straight in the eyes. He takes off his shades as he speaks [+]
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Listen here you little pussy. You freakin bitch. I am the big bossman. You may talk to other little fuckers but to the Bossman you talk with respect and nothing else. Now tell me where the fuck his office is or I will shove this nightstick so far up your ass it will knock out your teeth. You hear me little boy?
-:-“Main Desk” Pablo -:- Yes sir. Sorry he is in the 5th floor in the main office its hard to miss it. Its to the right.
[+]Bossman looks him in the eyes with anger as he pushes him with such force back that he hits his head on a shelf. He starts rubbing his head and Bossman puts his shades back on and gets his night stick as he goes to hit Pablo and makes him so scared that he wets his pants. Bossman laughs as he enters the elevator. He finally reaches the 5th floor as he walks out standing tall knowing that no person on the earth can stop him. He finally reaches the main office as he barges in. He then spots the owner as the owner stands up from his desk as he is a “surfer guy” looking bitch. He goes to shake Bossmans hand as he extends but Bossman hits it down with the night stick[+]
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Listen Bitch. Im here for one thing only. And that’s cause im facing your little group Three Count in a match. Why? I don’t fucking know. But I know one thing they aint coming out of the ring alive.
-:-“Owner” Chad -:- Excuse me? Am I suppose to listen to you? I got more important things to do so buzz off mister.
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Listen pussy. Im not leaving here today without knowing the real truth on how 3 Count got there record deal. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Which way do you want sons of a bitch!? No matter what the Big Bossman is coming out of this shithole with some fucking answers. Understand! Understand!?
-:-“Owner” Chad -:- They got there record deal cause they are a bunch of great singers! Now leave sir before I will be forced to call security.
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Security? Ha! What do those fuckin pussies know how to do? Eat there fat asses away? Call those faggots down here. They don’t know who’se up here. Im the baddest person there fucking is. Now I see you freaking want to do this the hard way huh.
[+]Bossman grabs Chad very hard as he slams him against the wall.[+]
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Now tell me you little bitch! Why did Evan and Shannon get there contract!
-:-“Owner” Chad -:- I told you man! They are wonderful singers! Now please let me go
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- So that’s it? Fuck boy..I can get a contract too..
[+]Bossman starts singing horribly as Chad covers his ears. Bossman picks him back up and slams him on the desk. Holds him down with one hand as he clocks Chad over the head with the night stick. Chad instantly flows with blood. As Bossman laughs at the little bitch. Bossman continues with one more hit with the night stick as Chad is totally out of it. Bossman puts him on the chair as Bossman puts him next to a rail and handcuffs him down so he cannot move[+]
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- Great singers huh? What the fuck boy you think I was born yesterday? You little bitch you better tell me the real truth! The Big Bossman demands the damn truth. I can beat the hell out of you little man. I have cracked open a hundred little bitches like you this month. And there’s no stopping me you little faggot! Now admit that the only way they got there contract was because they shoved there personal night stick up your fucking little girly ass! Isnt that the truth! While the other nasty faggot was sucking you off. Isnt it you worthless piece of shit?
-:-“Owner” Chad -:- Oh god I hate myself for saying this. But yes! God yes! They sucked and fucked me real good. And you know what I fucking enjoyed it. I don’t give a fuck no more just let me go please. I have a family!
-:-“Ruthless” Big Bossman-:- There you have it new/acw. This little bitch even told you. You have hired two nasty faggots and told them they have a chance against a real man? If they were fighting my pussy ass team mates I would understand. But they are in the ring with a Big Bad Man…The Big Bossman! Shit. This is a fucking disgrace boy..you hear me. Your a disgrace..Evan and Shannon are a disgrace to the meaning of the word man. And whoever hired them are fucking nasty bunch of faggots to! There you go new/acw you see…They aint a bunch of great singers..there a bunch of suckers and fuckers. Damn! That means they would enjoy being in prison. You too you little pussy. You’re the one that let them. You sicken me boy…and to think you have a family? What the hell is your wife a fucking transexual? You nasty bitch. Evan and Shannon will fear the Bossman after they serve there time in the ring. But it wont just be the clock winding down on there little bitch asses. It will be Bossman making them serve…
HARDTIME!!
[+]Bossman looks at Chad and spits on him. Leaving him there handcuff. As bossman puts on his shades and twirls his night stick with force as he walks out of the office. He passes by the main desk as he looks at Pablo. Pablo hides under his desk and Bossman gets into the car and the scene fades to black[+]
[+]Static-ness[+]
©
Copyright 2002 M.C Productions
Scene: Bossman raiding Three Count