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[+]The scene opens in an fairly large building as it is jam packed with people lined up. Through the loudness of the crowd a loud woosh is heard as Hurricane flies in. He strikes a Hurri-Pose as people look at him. He begins walking as everyone is a little quiet considering a person just came in with a mask dressed up as a Super Hero. He walks down and gets in line as people look back at him. Hurricane then speaks[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Good Morning Citizens of Chicago! Aint this a mighty fine day. No crimes in the area and just a peaceful day for the Hurricane.

-:-“Voice from the Crowd” Citizen -:- Did you say The Hurricane!?!

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- What Citizen? Wait this can be a trick…Show yourself villain!

-:-“Voice from the Crowd” Citizen -:-Villain? Hehehaya I aint no villain. Its me your pal Bill Clinton

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Former-President Clinton? Gee-Wilikers Citizen Bill I have not seen you in a while.

[+]Bill Clinton pushe’s his way and makes his way infront of Hurricane. As they both shake hands a Super hero and a ex-president…What a moment [+]

-:-“Horny Ex Pres.” Clinton -:- Hey Super Hero The Hurricane. Man whats up last time I saw you on TV you were in a Super Hero Convention. Mighty funny stuff there Hurricane. YYYYEEEEE-HAW now I remember! You face that fruitcake Goldust. Wooo hot dawgy I know your gonna beat him. Cause you have your Hurri-bilities. I can go on and on man you’re a class act. And I mean that with the most serious face Hurricane.

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Thank you Citizen Bill. Glad to see a Hurri-Fan. Goldust is one of the reasons I am here Citizen Bill. If you saw Villain Goldust then that means you saw him imitating The Hurricane. And calling the Hurricane a Super-Zero. Villain Goldust is going to find out why the Hurricane wipes out all evil doers with his Hurri-Powers!. So Citizen Bill how’s life treating you?

-:-“Horny Ex Pres.” Clinton -:- Just wonderful Hurricane. Just wondering son what are you doing here? If you don’t mind me asking and all.

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Nonsense Citizen! I always try to fill Hurri-Fans with vast knowledge of what Hurricane is doing. Citizen The Hurricane really does not feel like revealing his super-dooper plans! If you would like to join Hurricane you can Citizen.

-:-“Horny Ex Pres.” Clinton -:- Hell yeah son. Man Hurricane I have all the time in the world. Seeing as I am not president no more. Woo

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Well then come on Citizen Bill lets not waste more time…Stand Back! There’s a Hurricane coming through!

[+]Clinton stands back thinking that is what Hurricane ment. Hurricane spins around as a loud woosh is heard and he runs off. Clinton is there as he looks around. He shrugs it off as he spins around and runs off following the Hurricane. They both get in the reach of the camera as a gust of wind seems to push them in. They are the first and only one’s in line. Hurricane speaks the the counter clerk [+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Citizen Monica…You bear witness to CWF’s Best and only Super hero the Hurricane. Citizen I know what you are thinkin about. How can a super hero like myself not be registered here? Well to please another Hurri-Fan I havent because I have been to busy fighting crime and waiting for my match against Goldust. Now Citizen Monica if you would care to give the Hurricane a sign up form. Then I would be on my way!

-:-“Counter Clerk” Monica -:- Well this is only for real Super Heros…but if you say you are im pretty tired so here. I don’t feel like shattering your dreams because only REAL Super Hero’s are accepted to the elite good force. Now here fill it out then go inside.

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee-Wilikers Citizen Monica! Did you not just hear what the Hurricane said? The Hurricane is a real super hero. And I am not a Super Zero like that evil doer Goldust. Now the elite force of goodness will be helped with the power of the Hurricane! Now to fill out the form with the Hurri-Speed.

[+]Bill Clinton flirts with Monica as she gets creeped out as Hurricane turns around and quickly finishes the form. Monica is give’s the okay to Hurricane as Hurricane gets in the doors. Leaving Bill talking to Monica as she starts blushing..Hurricane gets in the door as he reads something off a big screen. It reads “To be part of us..You must complete these randomized sequence of test…Now go!”. Hurricane looks confused as many fake robot robbers come and rob a fake bank. Hurricane runs in and saves the day by wiping out all of them then handing them to the fake robotic cops. Test 2: Hurricane goes through the door. As then Joker knocks down a big building and a little girl is not knowing what is happening. Hurricane’s Hurri-sense’s are tingling as he spots the little girl. He runs by using his quickness ability. He dives in attempt to save the girl as he passes by grabbing the girl and taking her to the crying mom. Another test completed another day saved! Test 3: A guy is about to jump from a tall building (commiting suicide) Hurricane runs up the building. He gets into the room by defeating a lot of evil robots blocking his way. He talks the robot out of it. As he grabs him and takes him to a safe place. A scream is heard as this is going to be Test 4 the final test. A burning building as a girl and a baby are on one of the last floors. Hurricane use’s his hurri-bilites. Which contain his speed. He flies (runs) to the burning building. He meets a evil clown that Hurricane goes through his legs faking him out. Hurricane turns around, grabs a 2 by 4 and knocks out the clown. Hurricane goes to the next couple of floors going through the same obstacles. Then in the 2nd to last floor. A gang of ninja’s surround Hurricane. Hurricane looks like he is done for but then comes out with a big spin and jumps up. Grabs onto the pipe as he kicks some ninja’s down…He climbs through a open piece on the roof as he reaches the room. He grabs the lady with the baby. And fights his way through the entire building. Brings them down to safety as Hurricane is worn out. But still stands proud. He walks through a door where guess who is there….THE JUSTICE LEAGUE! They applaud Hurricane as he goes and sits down. Superman begins to speak to Hurricane as he grabs Hurricane’s form. [+]

-:-“Real Super Hero” Superman -:- Hmm…What you say gang? Is this Super Hero worthy enough to be in the Justice League?

-:-“Dark Super Hero” Batman -:- I believe so. Just a question for this Super Hero. Why want to join the Justice League?

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Well easy fellow Super Hero. To save the day’s from evil doers! To reek the worldness of pure good. Most importantly it’s been a dream of the hurricane to be in the Justice League. My first plan is to…

-:-“Hubba Hubba” Wonderwoman -:- To bash the head of evil doers? To win a wrestling match?

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee-Wilikers. I see you know who I am. Well actually that is my first plan in CWF. But first is to rid the world of a evil villain. That can turn everyone in this room gay! With a single dose of gold dust. His name is Goldust. Superhero Friends…I will try my best to rid of him on Resistance. Not to let the rest of the Justice League down.

-:-“Best Super Hero” Green Latern -:- Nooo Gayness! You must show him to the J.L at once! He cannot turn the whole world gay!

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Oh he can Green Latern. He has been known to turn some guys you know. That’s why I must stop him at once. He is so dangerous. He mocks the Hurricane in many ways. This evil villain must be stopped at once! Look how he mocks super hero’s. Especially one The Hurricane. The Newest member of the Justice League.

[+]They all gather around as Hurricane opens the folder which contains the pics of Goldust dressed and mocking the Hurricane…They can be seen by the eyes of the Justice League below[+]

[+]They turn there heads as Hurricane closes the folder and speaks [+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Now do you see what the Hurricane means! He is being made a fool of by a guy who wear’s makeup. That’s why this Sunday at Resistance all the Hurri-Fans are going to bear witness to Hurricane wiping out a villain by the name of Goldust. Now what crime do we fight today?

-:-“Real Super Hero” Superman -:- Well we usually just wait ‘till we get calls and report to them immediately. Well we know one thing. On Resistance another villain goes down to your what…Hurri-Powers? Totally cool!

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Yes Superman. Hurri-Powers will wipe out every villain. Gee-Wilikers! I forgot about Bill!

[+]Hurricane does his patented spinning as a loud woosh is heard he leaves through the secret exit and goes to the front desk. Monica is not there…where could she have gone. Hurricane hear’s noises coming from a janitors stall. He flings the door open as it is Bill Clinton making out with Monica. Hurricane laughs then quickly closes the door. He goes back to the Justice League headquarters to get to know each rule of the book. They all stand proud as the Hurricane comments[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Come Resistance. Villain Goldust you would have never wished that you will be facing the justice league Hurricane. This Sunday all evil villians will learn….

THROUGH HOWLING WINDS AND POURING RAIN… ALL EVIL SHALL FEAR THE HURRICANE!

[+]Hurricane then shuts the door as you see Hurricane and the Justice League stand up and together united as a team. The camera fades away as we see Bill Clinton try and get in the Justice League door. As Monica calls him back and he goes to get some more. [+]

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