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| Adam's Page of Random Hilarity |
| This is Adam. Adam was born with a ticket into the 4th Circle Of Hell. Since then, he's worked his way past the 7th level, forcing Satan to create an 8th level specifically for the purpose of torturing Adam's immortal soul. When Adam is not damning himself for eternity, he likes to vomit up his lungs due to his Borneo Jungle Rot. |
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| Adam must watch out for the cougars, as they are god's hitmen. |