National CaptureTheFlag League

Having your mother die, being seperated by from your father for half a year and then having a gun pointed at your head is extremely stressful.  Britney tries to help me get happy (every way she know how) but I just always want to shoot something. Therefore, I am a huge Quake3 fan. I will frag all night if able to, despite Britney's protests about me shooting the wrong kind of gun all day.  Recently my uncle Lazaro bought me a go kart. I love this thing, but it put us in a financial problem. All of the money that people sent me isn't enough. I am nearly out of money.  I am really pissed now. So I decided that I should create the NCTFL, or National Capture the Flag League. Capture the Flag with paintball guns in extravagent arenas in several magor cities. My only problem is funding. I can't afford to buy enough paintball guns for the NCTFL try-outs. The NCTFL will be endorsed (enforced?) by Charlton Heston of the NRA  and yours truly. E-mail me to find out how to send us money.  When I get enough money, I will start the NCTFL try-outs and begin constructing the arenas, the first in Weatherford Texas.   

My Info:

Name:

Elian Gonzales

Email:

elian_loves_britney@hotmail.com