Elian Gonzales

Britney Spears

Baby No-Name

Date:
May 21st 2001?


Time:
I dunno


Location:
White House

Weight:
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Length:
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We (Elian and Britney) are proud to present you with the latest addition to our family, our first (supposedly) child! Let's put it this way, oops, we did it again and oops we forgot the safety net. Damn Castro was supposed to give us a lifetime supply....oops he's going to get a PR boost from my kid.  I want my kid to stay away from Cuba damnit.  Please help us flee to Canada.....you'll be the baby's godparent......

Be a Godparent!
elian_loves_britney@hotmail.com