My Britney Spears Page

Breaking News About Britney!

Britney Spears told me yesterday she's retiring because she's marrying Bill Gates.  Only for the money, though. In her heart Elian is the only one she loves.  She can't marry me because I'm about 6 years old. 

"Elian, I told you that I'd have to charge you for any pictures you take of me, even with my clothes on!"

Name: Britney Spears
Birthday: She never told me
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Lighter than me
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Be more specific....
Favorite Food: Hot Dogs, Pickles, French Bread....
Favorite Color: Any

Two cd's (I don't have either). That's about it.

Marrying Bill Gates, then screwing him over
Screwing the average American over
Screwing me over
and over
and over
and over

"Oops....we did it again"