Elian's Love-O-Meter

Love is the greatest thing in the world besides shooting things. this is my collection of love things, and below is the song I wrote with Carlos Santana about Britney Spears as a valentines present.  Read the lyrics below......

Ho Britney Spears-a britney Spears-a!
She reminds me of a baby that's dying(?)
Growing up in suburban America
She's living her life just like  a movie star

Here's a ho - Britrney Spears-a Britney Spears-a!
She found a guy in LA...
And she took all his money! Oh!
Britney played Carlos Santana!
Carlos : WHAT?

Please don't shoot me, I'm a minor!
Carlos : I'll rip your f--king head off!
Carlos: Britney's getting much richer and I'm getting poorer!

You see Britney on the corner
Thinking of ways to keep me in the US
In my mailbox there's an eviction letter
Janet Reno said sayonara?!

I'm going to Cuba mama chola mama chola
I'm going to Cuba mama chola

Don't let me go mama cholo mama chola
I wan't to stay here with you

Britney Spears-a you know you're my lover
When the wind blows you do too
When we are apart I jack off....
It feels like we're together!

Carlos : you are a messed up little kid, Elian
Shut up Carlos
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what do you think of the song? it's the best song ever hilarious funny ok not funny are you kidding? i've read funnier stuff on potatoes stop making these, you're embarassing yourself! britney's songs are better than this! the above is impossible, but your song stinks anyway
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