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Matches
Scheduled for RAW
King of the Ring Competition
Batt against Pimp Daddy Squall
Grippe against Leon
Hollywood Garamond against Cosmo
Pat against Vormav
Tag Team Turmoil Matches
lain and Megami against Kozmik Jester and KloWn
mog and BDA against Shin Magus Darkstar and Makoblade
Gavin and Tigersfire against Narren and Kidd
Final
Fantasy Alpha RAW, KotR Week 2
Hogan: "Welcome, my brothers, to another edition of FFAWF RAW!
Tonight is going to be one heck of a night!"
King: "You said it, Hulktser. The fate of the FFAWF Tag Team
title are on the line. Three tag turmoil matches and four king of
the ring matches, my oh my is this going to be something!"
Hogan: "And I'm loving the King of the Ring. It's brother
against brother, and perhaps then some. Vormav is going one on one
with none other than his gWo brother Pat. Oh, and is Garamond
manages to get through Cosmo, it's going to be brother against
brother yet again. I can't wait, brother."
King: "Brother, not everyone is your brother."
Hogan: "I know, brother. But that doesn't stop me from saying
brother, brother."
*Black and White hits, and the gWo makes their way down to the
ring.*
King: "What's this?"
*Garamond, Pat, Vormav, BDA, and mog make there way inside of the
ring. Black and White, my brothers. Black and white.*
Hogan: "Brothers, don't be messing with us!'
Garamond: "Last week, Draggy tried to dismantle the gWo in a
six man tag. He thought it would do us in. The idiot actually
thought that we would fall to the likes of Math Man, the Pimp Daddy,
and Cid. Well, Draggy, you've got a lot to learn."
Hulkster: "Victory with you pal Steel Chair, brothers. That's
no true fought victory."
Garamond: "Hogan, shut your trap. I don't want to even listen
to your old like whateversy self."
Hogan: "Brother, just bring it."
Garamond: "Heh, I have no time for the likes of you."
Hogan: "Hulkamania runs wild!"
Garamond: "Well, to continue with business, many of you may
have been wondering is the gWo is now five men strong. I can
certainly tell you this, mog and BDA may be helping the gWo, but
they are not members of the gWo."
*mog grabs the microphone and begins speaking.*
mog: "The gWo is a fine organization, but BDA and I felt that
it would be best that if we didn't join it just yet, mainly due to
political reasons. My name is perfectly fitted for the gWo. Just
flip over the m, and you have a g and an o. The gWo. Oh, just
perfect!"
*Vormav takes the mic*
Vormav: "Many of you know that it's black on black tonight,
with myself and Pat in a match against one another. But believe me,
the gWo will stand strong through it all. The gWo will prevail.
Nothing will stop what we have, and nothing will stop our friends
BDA and mog from doing whatever it is they wish to do. fo'
life."
*No Chance hits, and Draggy makes his way down to the titantron.*
Draggy: "The gWo didn't seem to be standing tall last week,
fellows. If I recall, it was you three over there that ran away from
us. And if I remember, that happened more than once. From my stand,
the gWo is nothing but a bucnh of..."
Garamond: "You don't want to finish that sentence, brother. The
gWo has already taught you a lesson, and you better have learned
something, boy. If you haven't, well, class just may have to go in
session. Let's look at the numbers game... it's five against one
from my view. And if you keep talking, we'll just teach you a whole
new meaning for pain."
*The Ho Train hits, and Pimp Daddy, Darkstar, Cid, FSPilot, and Math
Man make their way down to the titantron.*
Draggy: "What were you saying?"
Garamond: "Like you pose much of a threat. You little dog
man."
Draggy: "I'm not a little dog man."
Garamond: "Heh, I don't really care. I suggest you leave before
things get ugly."
*The gWo get out of the ring and begin heading towards Draggy and
his Alliance. Soon enough, Leon comes out from backstage and hits
Draggy in the head with a steel chair. Draggy is knocked down, and
the Alliance goes after Leon. The gWo rush and get a hold of the
Alliance, and their combined efforts and Mr. Steel Chair bring them
down. The gWo and Leon leave, leaving the Alliance on the titantron
knocked out cold.*
-Commercial
King
of the Ring Qualifying Match #5
Batt against Pimp Daddy Squall
*The Council hits, and Batt makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing first, he is the leader of the Council of
Doom, Battousai!"
*The Ho Train hits, and Pimp Daddy comes with all his fine escorts.*
Bob: "My hero!"
*Pimp Daddy comes running out against Batt with a clothesline. Batt
dodges, and goes with a side sweep. Batt goes locks on the
abdominable strecth, but Pimp Daddy easily gets out. He connects
with a nice back drop, and goes for the pin. Batt easily kicks out
after one. Batt and Pimp Daddy grapple, and Batt manages to hits a
suplex. Batt hits a fireman carry, and goes for a leg drop. Pimp
Daddy dodges, and goes for reverse suplex. Batt counter and hits The
Council. He goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Pimp Daddy manages to kick
out before the count of three!*
Hulkster: "What?"
*Batt gets back up, and goes for a German. He hits, and goes for the
bridge. 1...2...2! Pimp Daddy manages to kick out yet again. Batt
goes for a clothesline, but misses. Pimp Daddy hits a calf kick and
quickly goes for the pin, but Batt manages to kick out before the
count of three.*
King: "Wooh!"
*Leon makes his way ringside. Pimp Daddy is a bit distracted, and
begins talking trash to Leon. Batt goes for the school boy, but Pimp
Daddy manages to kick out before the count of three.*
Hogan: "I don't trust Leon.*
*Batt irish whips Pimp Daddy and hits a devastating drop kick. He
goes for the pin, but Pimp Daddy kicks out. Batt hits a suplex, and
goes for the pin again. Pimp Daddy kicks out much the same. Batt
goes for a snap suplex, but Pimp Daddy counters with a suplex of his
own. Pimp Daddy signals for the Ho Train, and hits it. He gets Batt
back up, and hits the Pimp Drop. He goes for the pin, but the ref is
distracted with Leon. Pimp Daddy goes over after Leon, but Leon
doesn't budge. Batt goes from behind and hits the Redemption. Leon
holds Pimp Daddy's feet down as the ref counts the 1...2...3.*
Winner by Pinfall: Batt
*After the match, Leon goes back in the ring, with a steel chair. He
goes after Pimp Daddy and misses. Pimp Daddy irish whips Leon into
the corner and hits the Ho Train. Pimp Daddy gets Leon and then Pimp
Drops him right on the steel chair, knocking him out cold with a
match just minutes away.*
Hogan: "That's the way to go!"
-Commercial
Tag
Team Turmoil Match #1
lain and Megami against KloWn and Kozmik Jester
*Megami’s music hits, and she makes her way down to the ring with
lain.*
Bob: “This match is the first of six tag team turmoil matches that
will determine the FFAWF Tag Team champions. Introducing first, lain
and Megami!”
*Circus music hits. KloWn and Kozmik Jester make their way down to
the ring.*
Bob: “And introducing first, it is the team of KloWn and Kozmik
Jester!”
Hogan: “Oh, this should be a great one, King. A great one.”
King: “Puppies!”
*KloWn and Megami start the match. KloWn gets a rubber nose and puts
it on Megami. Megami throws it at KloWn and then kicks KloWn in the
midsection. Megami DDTs KloWn, and waits for him to get up. Megami
goes for a headscissors takedown, but KloWn counters and powerbombs
Megami with the bridge. 1…2…2! Megami manages to kick out in the
early going. KloWn goes on the offensive and hits a dragon screw.
Megami rushes back, but KloWn gets the arm drag take down. Megami
goes in once more, but KloWn just ducks and hits a right hand right
to the face. He goes for the pin, but Megami kicks out before the
three count. KloWn trips Megami and goes for the Texas Cloverleaf,
but Megami battles out before the move is done and kicks KloWn
outside of the ring. Megami goes to the outside, but the midget
clown comes and begins humping her leg yet again. Megami gets off
the midget, but KloWn comes with a flying lariat, knocking Megami
out. KloWn throws Megami back in the ring, and heads for the
turnbuckle. KloWn salutes and goes for a body splash, but Megami
rolls away right in the nick of time. KloWn and Megami are both
down. KloWn gets to his corner and tag in Kozmik Jester just as
Megami tags in lain. lain goes after Jester knocking him down with
the kitchen sink, the move, not literally a sink, mind you. Jester
gets back up, but lain come a charging and hits a front dropkick.
Jester is knocked back into the turnbuckle, and lain comes a
cartwheeling and hits the elbow to Jester. Jester falls face first
on the mat, and lain quickly goes for the pin. 1…2…2! KloWn
breaks up the count.*
Hogan: “I have an Urban Sombrero”
*The ref gets Klown and sends him back to his corner. lain tags in
Megami and the battle ensues. Megami goes for the Angel Heart, but
Jester counters and sends Megami to the ropes. Jester hits a
dropkick on Megami, and goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Megami kicks
out before the count of three. Megami irish whips Jester back to the
turnbuckle, and KloWn makes a blind tag. The ref acknowledges it,
but Megami doesn’t. Megami goes after Jester, but KloWn gets in
and hits a hurucuana from the top rope. He goes for the pin, but
Megami manages to kick out. Megami goes after KloWn and hits the
Angel Heart, going for the pin. KloWn kicks out right before the
count of three. KloWn gets back up, and goes after Megami. She
dodges, and KloWn knocks down Jester. The ref goes outside to check
on Jester. KloWn goes after Megami, but stops at the last moment.
With a finger in her mouth, she entices KloWn for a kiss. KloWn
stops and thinks for a moment, but she gets a seltzer bottle and
sprays KloWn with it. Megam goes for and hits the Perfect Origami
and goes for the pin. The ref comes back in. 1…2…3! lain and
Megami advance in Tag Team Turmoil.*
King: “Oh, I can just feel it!”
*KloWn and Jester laugh it off just as Megami before, and they leave
ringside and head backstage. Megami and lain and in the middle of
the ring, when Megami gets a microphone.*
Megami: “I can’t resist myself…”
* The Ho Train a cometh*
Pimp Daddy: “Ladies, I suggest you give the crowd what they came
her for. Some nice, oh so nice action. You know what I’m
saying.”
*lain and Megami can’t resist one another, but soon enough they
have too. Just as lain and Megami are going to kiss, Leon comes from
the crowd and knocks Megami and lain out with a steel chair. He
grabs the microphone and begins speaking.*
Leon: “Because of the Pimp Daddy over there none of you perverted
hounds are going to see any action.”
Pimp Daddy: “You just made another mistake.”
King: “NO! LEON! NO!”
*Pimp Daddy rushes down to the ring, but before he makes it he’s
assaulted by Batt. They throw Pimp Daddy in the ring, and the three
overpower him. Leon hits the Mobster Bomb, and Batt gets in some
more Redemption. Just as the Council of Doom stand in victory, lain
and Megami, back and at it, assault them. The Council and Doom makes
a run for it, and the Pimp Daddy slowly gets back up.*
Pimp Daddy: “Now that they’re down with, those stupid fools, I
say we give the crowd what they came here for.”
*lain talks to Megami, and lain quickly goes over to the turnbuckle,
sitting right down in the corner. Megami gives lain a bronco buster
than they both seem to enjoy exceedingly so as Pimp Daddy cheers
them on. They get back up and leave with the Pimp Daddy, holding
hands amongst other things.*
Megami DEF KloWn
Winner by Pinfall: lain and Megami
-Commercial
(Backstage)
*The gWo are sitting in the locker room.*
Vormav: "Tonight is the big match, Pat. 'May the best man win',
eh?"
Pat: "Oh, believe me. I WILL win."
*Pat leaves the locker room*
Vormav: "What's his problem?"
*Garamond shrugs*
-Backstage
*Grippe is making her way down to the ring for her match, when the
Council of Doom gets the one over on her. Steel chairs go a flying,
and Grippe is knocked out right before her match*
Leon: "You better dig this."
Batt: "The Council will prevail!"
*Leon leaves and prepares for the match*
King of the Ring Qualifying Match #6
Leon against Grippe
*The Council hits, and Leon makes his way down to the ring,
brothers*
Bob: "And introducing first, he is the challenger of Bob, who
is me, Leon!"
*The Frog Dance hits, but Grippe doesn't make her way down to the
ring.*
Bob: "Where is the frog lady?"
*No Chance hits, and Draggy makes his way down to the ring.*
Draggy: "Leon, you're going to pay for what you just did to the
Frog Lady. I never thought you would go that low. So, for this
match, it's going to be falls count anywhere, NO disqualification.
Except by one means, interference by the Council. And to quote
Foley, I hope you have a nice day!"
*Draggy leaves, with Leon furious. The Frog Dance hits, and Grippe
makes her way down with a steel chair in hand. She goes after Leon,
but Leon avoid the first shot. He isn't so lucky after the second.
Grippe then grabs Leon and hits the Crush Linker right on the steel
chair. She goes for the pin, but Leon somehow manages to kick out.*
King: "Leon, you can't do it!"
*Leon gets the steel chair and hits Grippe. Grippe falls, and Leon
goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Grippe gets back up and goes after
Leon. Leon runs for the backstage area, where he hides in a closet.
Grippe gets a metal pipe and opens the door, swinging it at Leon.
Grippe gets Leon, and delivers a suplex right through a table. She
goes up on some crates, and delievers a frog splash from up high.
Alas, she grabs the downed Leon back up, and gives him the Grip of
Death. 1...2...3! Grippe in a mad rush defeated Leon at his own
game. A truly deserved victory for the frog lady.
Winner by Pinfall: Grip of Death
-Commercial
-Backstage
*The Pimp Daddy enters Darkstar and Mako's locker room with some
mighty fine escorts.*
Pimp Daddy: "The Pimp Daddy is back in business, brothers, and
it sure does feel great."
Darkstar: "The Council almost stopped HLA there for a minute
there. You've done the world a service Pimp Daddy."
Pimp Daddy: "Oh, anytime two females want to go at it somebody
wants to stop it, I'll be there. Oh my name isn't the Pimp Daddy.
You betta believe."
Darkstar: "Oh, we'll believe."
Pimp Daddy: "And just to wish you good luck for your match, I
just thought I would help you out with some oh so fine
escorts."
Mako: "You serious?"
Pimp Daddy: "Oh, it's on the house. Just be pimpin' my service,
brothers."
Darkstar: "Heh, it's a small price to pay."
*Pimp Daddy leaves a few of escorts with Mako and Darkstar.*
Pimp Daddy: "Well, I got to be leaving. There's some HLA going
on and I just don't want to miss it."
*Pimp Daddy leaves with the rest of his escorts, quite excited.*
Mako: "I don't see why he gets all the ladies..."
Darkstar: "The pimps always get more. He's MacDaddy and we
better believe it."
Mako: "I want to be a MacDaddy..."
Darkstar: "Don't give up hope. Someday you will be a MacDaddy
like Pimp Daddy, and when that day comes, you'll be a happy MacDaddy."
Mako: "Big MacDaddy."
Darkstar: "You've said it."
*Mako and Darkstar make their way to the ring for their match, with
Mako saying he'll be a Big MacDaddy over and over again.*
Tag Team Turmoil Match #2
Makoblade and Shin Magus Darkstar against BDA7DD and mog
*Blue Time Jazz hits. mog and BDA make their way down to the ring,
with boos and cheers alike.*
Bob: "And introducing first, the team of mog and BDA, they
don't suck!"
*HBK's theme hits. Mako and Darkstar make their way down to the
ring, with pie and escorts*
Bob: "And introducing next, they are members of the Alliance,
Mako and Darkstar!"
King: "No puppies..."
*Mako and mog begin off the match. mog goes in and trips Mako, going
for the STF. Mako easily counters and gets the one handed snapmare
takedown. Mako then battles with a clothesline, and then an elbow
drop. mog avoid, and hits a side kick right to Mako. mog irish whips
Mako, and implants him with a nice sidewalk slam. He goes for the
pin. 1...2...2! Mako powers out before the three count. mog
dropkicks Mako down at the kness, and then goes for a modified Texas
Cloverleaf. Mako gets to the ropes, and the ref breaks the hold.*
King: "What? What? What?"
*mog gets Mako and goes for the Darkwing Rider, but Mako pushes mog
to the ropes. Mako battles back with a big time back body drop, and
quickly goes for the pin. mog manages to kick out before the count
of three. mog gets Mako, and goes for the Darkwing Rider yet again,
and hits it. However, a blind tag was made from Darkstar before the
move was executed, so mog's pin is waster. Darkstar hits a top rope
front missile dropkick, and mog is flying across the ring. mog tags
in BDA, who comes rushing in with an elbow smash. Darkstar dodges,
and hits a big time backdrop on BDA. He goes to the top rope, and
signals for a moonsault, but mog knocks him down. Darkstar falls to
the outside. BDA gets back up and goes to the outside, beating on
the downed Darkstar. BDA gets Darkstar back into the ring, and goes
for the pin count. 1...2...2.! Darkstar manages to kick out right
before the three count. BDA quickly gets Darkstar back up and goes
for the Ping Bomber, but a desperation DDT hit by Darkstar knocks
them both out. They both reach for their corners and get the tag.*
Hogan: "I remember when I was a tag champ. Oh, those days were
greater than you."
*mog comes rushing in with a clothesline on Mako, but misses and
knocks down the ref. Mako gets mog, and hits the Triple Sword. Mako
goes for the pin, but to no avail. Just as gets up, Batt comes from
behind and gets Redemption on Makoblade. Leon gets Darkstar in a
devastating Mobster Bomb. mog grabs Mako, and delivers the Salt Lake
Smash. He goes directly into the pin. 1...2...3! mog and BDA have
beat Mako and Darkstar with aid from The Council.*
mog defeated Makoblade
Winner by Pinfall: mog and BDA
-Backstage
*Draggy is seen mad after the match*
Draggy: "The Council will pay."
Math Man: "How is that Mr. Bossman?"
Draggy: "With a little six man cage match."
King: "Woah! That's unreal!"
Draggy: "On Smackdown!, it will be Batt, Thursday, and Leon
against Grippe, Megami and lain!"
King: "Puppies!"
Draggy: "Oh, the Council is going to learn respect, one way or
another."
Math Man: "Aye! Aye! Eye?"
-Commercial
-Backstage
*In the gWo locker room*
Vormav: "Heh, give Cosmo a whoopin' for me, brother. That's
sucka don't deserve to advance. It's all about the gWo!"
Garamond: "hehe... don't worry. There's no way Cosmo's going to
be able to get past the king of Hollywood."
Vormav: "Brother, I can dig it."
*Garamond leaves and heads for his match*
King of the Ring Qualifying Match #7
Hollywood Garamond against Cosmo
*Voodoo Child hits, and Hollywood Garamond makes his way down to the
ring.*
Bob: "And introducing first, he is the leader of the gWo,
Hollywood Garamond!"
*Ministry of Darkness hits, and Cosmo makes his way down to the
ring, black robe al all.*
Bob: "And introducing next, he is the Lord of Darkness,
Cosmo!"
*Garamond goes to the outside and begins the battle against Cosmo.
He irish whips him right into the steel steps. Garamond gets Cosmo
up, but Cosmo lifts Garamond and throws him inside the ring, and the
match promptly begins. Garamond gets back up, and goes for a running
DDT. Cosmo dodges, and rushes in with a power clothesline. Cosmo
grabs Garamond's arm and twists it. Cosmo lifts Garamond up and
tosses him down to the ground. He goes for the pin, but only manages
a two count.*
Hulkster: "gWo fo' life?"
*Garamond gets back up and goes for another running DDT and hits it.
Garamond gets back up, and goes in for a snap suplex. He hits, and
soon enough gets Cosmo back up. He goes from behind and hits a
German. And then another. And then another. And then another. He
goes for the bridge, and the ref begins the count. 1...2...2! Cosmo
kicks out right before the three count.*
King: "The King of Germany is Kurt Angle."
Angle: "Oh, it's darn true!"
Hulkster: "You're a Smackdown! announcer!"
Angle: "Can't we all just get along?"
*Garamond goes in for a spear, and hits it. He goes for the count,
but Cosmo kicks out. Garamond gets back up, and goes in for the Holy
Sword Slice! Cosmo avoids the moves, and goes in for a reverse
brainbuster. Cosmo hits it and soon enough signals for the
chokeslam. Cosmo chokes. Lifts. And slams. He goes for the pin.
1...2...2! Garamond managed to get his foot on the ropes, calling
for ropebreak.*
Angle: "Garamond! YOU CAN DO IT!"
*Garamond gets back up, and goes after Cosmo with a Dragon Sleeper.
Cosmo counters and goes for a Dragon Sleep of his own. Garamond gets
in a low blow, and then rushes at Cosmo with a Holy Sword Slice!
Cosmo is knocked out, and Garamond goes for the pin. 1...2...2!
Cosmo, much like Garamond, got his foot on the ropes. The match
continues.*
Angle: "I'm a he devil."
*Cosmo gets back up and rushes after Garamond with a boot to the
face. Garamond ducks, and Cosmo hits the ref. Garamond goes for the
Holy Sword Eternal! on Cosmo, but he counters and goes for yet
another Chokeslam. King Balk, however, comes from behind and hits
Cosmo in the back with a steel chair. Balk throws the chair out of
the ring, and then hits the Balkian Reverse on Cosmo. Garamond takes
advantage, going to the top rope, and gives Cosmo a devastating
elbow drop just as the ref recovers. Garamond goes for the pin.
1...2...3! Garamond has defeated the all powerful Cosmo!*
Winner by Pinfall: Garamond
*Garamond leaves the ring and heads backstage. King Balk, however,
gets back in the ring. He gets Cosmo and sets him up for a Chokeslam
of his own. Cosmo counters, and knocks out Balk with a STO. Cosmo
gets back up, and waits for Balk. He chokes. He lifts. He slams.
Cosmo then signals for the the Shooting Star Press. He goes to the
turnbuckle and flies, knocking the wind out of Balk on impact. This
time it's Balk being laid out with Cosmo standing tall.*
-Backstage
*Pat enters the gWo locker room again*
Vormav: "Heh, the "better" man has come, hasn't
he?"
Pat: "Don't even think you can beat me. The Pat Pack Slam will
end it all."
Vormav: "Big talk for somebody who can't even compare to my
greatness. Fear the Vormav!'
Pat: "Oh, I'll give you something to fear."
*Pat and Vormav begin to go at it, when Garamond enter.*
Garamond: "There's no need to be fighting! The gWo needs to
stay a strong unit!"
Pat: "With Vormav... I don't know how strong..."
Garamond: "Stop this. I'm not diggin' it brothers. Think of it
this way, brothers. No matter the outcome tonight, the gWo will be
victorious."
Vormav: "You mean Vormav..."
Garamond: "There's no room for single's glory in the gWo. It's
all team effort, brothers. My title is yours, just as yours is
mine."
Pat: "Heh... seems like one of us if going to be facing you
soon enough..."
Garamond: "No worries! This is nothing more than Draggy
scheming to break us apart. He's not going to do that, brothers. The
gWo is fo' life. You best remember that, brothers. Now, I have some
other business to attend to, if you don't mind."
*Garamond leaves, while Pat and Vormav look at one another with
scorn in their eyes.*
Angle: "Oh, the gWo better not break up! I love those
guys!"
Hulkster: "coughgayanglecough"
Angle: "And I'm not gay. You can ask my wife."
King: "A butter knife..."
Angle: "What?"
Hulkster: "I'm running wild on you!"
-Commercial
-Backstage
*Mako and Darkstar are having a little fun with their escorts in the
locker room. Rage enters the scene, with his friend Mr.
Sledgehammer, and begin to change things. Rage knocks out Mako with
a blow of the hammer, but Darkstar dodges and spears Rage into the
lockers. Rage gets up, and goes after Darkstar, but Darkstar dodges
again, with Rage rushing towards the wall. Darkstar gets his friend
Mr. Steel Chair and hits Rage upside the head. EMTs Bobby and Jilly
come and help out Mako and Rage as Darkstar looks on.*
*Garamond is walking out of the arena, when Math Man catches up with
him.*
Math Man: “Woah! Woah! Wait a minute! I’ve gotta interview
you!”
Hollywood Garamond: “I don’t have time for your little games and
whatnot.”
Math Man: “Just give me a second. I would just like to know how
you feel about the gWo against gWo that’s coming up not only
tonight, but next week on Smackdown!”
Hollywood Garamond: “Looky here, Math Man. The gWo isn’t going
to break up over such a thing like this. The gWo is built strong and
tough, and it’ll take more than this to even begin to unscrew the
mechanics behind the gWo.”
Math Man: “But you have to admit… Pat and Vormav have been…”
*Garamond knocks down Math Man with a right hand. He grabs him and
then throws him against the wall. Math Man falls to the ground,
dreaming his dreams of dreams just as Garamond leaves the arena.*
King: “Why is he leaving? Doesn’t the gWo have another match?”
Angle: “He’s just getting me a slurpee. It won’t be to
long.”
King: “Oh…”
Tag Team Turmoil Match #3
Gavin and Tigersfire against Kidd and Narren
*Gavin’s music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring with
his partner Tigersfire.*
Bob: “And introducing first, the rookies and cookies and wo…
whatever. Gavin and Tigersfire!”
*Kidd’s music hits. Kidd and Narren make their way down to the
ring.*
Bob: “And introducing next! It is the team of Kidd and Narren!”
*Gavin and Kidd start off the match. Gavin goes for the dragon
screw, but Kidd counters with a spinning wheel kick right to the
face. Kidd gets Gavin up, and then gets in a double arm suplex. Kidd
gets over to Gavin and locks on a sleeper. Gavin quickly gets to the
ropes, breaking the hold. Kidd waits for Gavin to get back up and
rams him right into the turnbuckle. Kidd goes to the others side and
rushes in, but Gavin gets his foot up, blind sighting Kidd. Gavin
goes to the top rope and gets in a diving clothesline. Gavin goes
for the pin. 1…2…2! Kidd kicks out right before the count of
three.*
Angle: “Oh, I should be in this match. I would so tottaly OWN!”
*Gavin gets Kidd and gives her a couple of kicks to the stomach, and
then irish whips her. He prepares for the big back body drop, but
Kidd kicks Garamond right in the face. Kidd goes back to the ropes
and then hits a spinning wheel kick. Kidd goes for the pin, but
Gavin kicks out after 2. Kidd gets Gavin, and sends him to the ropes
again. She hits a dropkick, knocking out Gavin. She goes for the
pin. 1…2…2! Tigersfire breaks up the count right before the
count of three. The ref gets Tigersfire back to his corner. Kidd
tags in Narren and she begins her assault on Gavin with a low
dropkick. She gets Gavin back up, and hits an implant DDT. She goes
for the pin, but Gavin kicks out. Gavin goes after Narren, but
Narren dodges and hits a neckbreaker. She goes for the pin, but
Gavin kicks out before three. She irish whips Gavin to the ropes,
but Gavin comes battling with a clothesline knockdown. Gavin,
knowing he needs the tag, rushes to Tifersfire. Tigersfire enters
the match, but is soon knocked down by Narren. Narren irish whips
him back to her corner and tags in Kidd. Kidd gets Tigersfire and
goes for the Twist of Fate, but Tigersfire gets out of the moves and
goes for the Inferno. Tigersfires misses, and Kidd goes for the
Twist of Fate yet again. Kidd hits, and goes for the pin. 1…2…2!
Gavin breaks up the pin before the count of three. Tigersfire needs
to go for a tag, but Kidd doesn’t allow it. She pulls him back to
her side of the ring and tags in Narren. Narren gets Gavin and scoop
slams him right on the mat, and then waits for him to get up. Narren
goes for the Stardust Array, but Gavin comes in and tries to stop
it. Narren gives Gavin a Super Kick, and he’s knocked out. Narren
gives Tigersfire a Super Kick as well, and then tags in Kidd. Kidd,
from the top rope, hits the Senton Bomb and goes for the pin.
1…2…3! Kidd and Narren win the match!*
Kidd defeats Tigersfire
Winner by Pinfall: Kidd and Narren
-Backstage
*King Balk is around looking for Cosmo with a sledgehammer. He
can’t find him, and begins to grow mad. Cosmo, from atop crates
and boxes, jump down and hits Balk with a cross body. Cosmo gets
Balk and sends him into steel barrels. Cosmo drags Balk under an
automated steel type door thingy and makes it fall right on Balk.
-Commercial
-Backstage
*Garamond enters the arena with two slurpees.*
Angle: “Well, I have to be going now. Slurpee time!”
King: “We’ll miss you!”
Hulkster: “No we won’t…”
Angle: “Wooh!”
King of the Ring Qualifying Match #8
Pat against Vormav
*Show’s music hits. Pat makes his way down to the ring*
Bob: “Introducing first, he is a members of the gWo, the one and
only Pat!”
*Black and White hits, and Vormav makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: “And introducing next, he is a member of the gWo also, which
is ever so hip and gnarly brothers, Vormav!”
*Vormav enter the ring, with microphone in hand.*
Vormav: “Pat, before we begin fighting, I would just like to
propose a solution to all of ouur problems. Instead of actually
fighting, you could lie on the mat for me and give me the victory,
the way it would happen. How about it?”
*Pat thinks about it for a second, and soon enough delivers a right
hand to Vormav. The bell rings and the match officially begins.*
Angle: “I’m back. That was a good slurpee.”
*Pat delivers a forearm right to Vormav’s chest. He irish whips
him and come battling with the kitchen sink. Pat gets Vorav and
scoop slam him, then quickly goes for the leg lock. Vormav battles
out, and then delivers a head butt right to the forehead of Pat.
Vormav gets Pat and delivers the inverted atomic drop, and then come
flying with a clotheslines. He goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Pat
kicks out before the count of three.*
Angle: “I should’ve asked for another slurpee.”
*Vormav gets Pat back up, and kicks him in the stomach. Pat goes to
the ropes, and tries to hit That’s Bionic, but Pat dodges and
delivers a stiff kick right to Vormav. Pat irish whips Vormav to the
turbuckle, and then get up on top. He hits. 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8!
9! !0! Pat irish whips Vormav to the next turnbuckle and come
rushing in with a clothesline. Vormav dodges with a kick to the
face, and then delivers a facecrusher to Pat. He goes up high and
tries a Body Slam, but Pat dodges. Pat waits for Vormav, and irish
whips him to the ropes He throws him up high and then hit the Pat
Pack Slam with an impact. He goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Vormav
manages to kick out somehow right before the count of three.*
Angle: “I want a Shaq Pack.”
*Pat waits for Vormav to get back up, and goes for the Show Stopper.
Vormav hits a low blow, and then a quick DDT. He goes the pin, but
Pat kicks out. Vormav waits for Pat to get back up, and hits the
That’s Bionic. He goes for the pin, but Pat kicks out. Vormav is
furious, and prepares to go flying. Pat comes rushing to the
turnbuckle and delivers a superplex from the top rope. Pat finally
goes for the pin after many a second, but this allows Vormav time to
get himself back together and kick out. Pat gets Vormav and goes for
a suplex, but Vormav counters and delivers a reverse suplex. Vormav
goes to the top rope and signals for the Bionic Elbow, but Pat
dodges just in the nick of time, leaving Vormav down and out for the
count.*
Angle: “Wooh! I like pie!”
*Pat signals for the Bionic Elbow, just like Vormav tried to hit.
Before Pat goes flying, Vormav comes rushing and hits the Vormav
Slam from the top rope. Vormav goes for the pin. 1…2…3! Vormav
wins the match!*
Winner by Pinfall: Vormav
*Vormav stands there, waiting for Pat to get back up. Once Pat does,
Vormav tries to make amends, but Pat pushes Vormav down. The two
begin arguing, when alas Garamond makes his way down to the to
mediate thing. Pat chokes Vormav, and Garamond stops it right then
an there. Pat stands eye to eye against Garamond, and decides to
leave with him and Vormav.*
-Backstage
*Draggy is shown watching the telly, laughing about the whole ordeal
of the gWo.*
*Math Man dances to an slow romantic tune.*
-End Show
-After
the show, in the broom closet
*muffled sounds are heard*
Megami: *moans* "Ooh Lain"
Lain: "Mmm, nice...wait a minute, where'd did your tits go?
*feels more* It's flat!"
Megami: "But hey're right here.."
Lain: "!, oh shit..."
Megami: "Then whose touching my boobs?"
Unknown voice: "Hehehe...bouncy"
Megami and Lain: "AHHHHH!!!
*Crashing sounds and screaming are heard in the closet as a half
naked Megami, Lain, and a third unknown body comes flying out*
Lain and Megami: "Bread!"
Bread: "Hehehe, boobies" *makes squeezing gestures*
Lain: "You fucking perv"
Megami: "Bastard"
*both moves towards Bread"
Bread: "I...I...I... AHHAHAAHAHA!!!" *tries to run*
*Mako sneaks out of the closet while they are occupied*
*Lain tackles Bread as Megami jumps in on it as well. Megami does a
chokehold on Bread while Lain starts twisting his arm, until they
realize they are both still half naked, and Bread is enjoying that
too much, and a crowd of men had formed around them as well. They
get up, push themselves through the crowd, and quickly go back to
the closet to retrieve their clothes, as Bread slinks away*
Megami: "Ahh, screw it"
Lain: "I don't feel like putting my clothes back on"
*Lain and Megami go back to doing their business, locking the closet
again*
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