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Final
Fantasy Alpha RAW
Announcing Team:
Hulk Hogan: Brothers, you better you believe.
The King: Oh, I can dig it.
*Pyros go off, the light go around, and RAW begins yet again.*
Hogan: “I welcome you to the new FFAWF RAW! After a long wile,
it’s back and going to better than ever!”
King: “Oh you betcha! Draggy, the new owner of FFAWF has good
plans for our corporation. And he’s going to be joining us any
minute.”
Hogan: “But before that, tonight we’ll have a great show for you
tonight! It’s going to be Hollywood Garamond going one on one with
BDA! Oh, it should be something!”
King: “And that’s not all, Hulkster. The Pimp Daddy and his hos
are going to see some action tonight when Pimp Daddy Squall goes one
on one with Vormav!”
*No Chance hits, and Draggy makes his way down to the ring, in suit
and all.*
Hogan: “Look likes my main brother will be joining us.”
Draggy: “Everyone, I welcome you back to FFAWF RAW!”
*The crowd cheers for Bob.*
Draggy: “Sorry, but we don’t have Bob.”
*The crowd throws food at the vendor.*
Draggy: “Everyone, tonight will a night to remember. I’m just
going to get down to business, that being the titles we have here in
the FFAWF. With all the titles vacant, it’s anyone’s game.
That’s why, starting on Smackdown!, I will start the King of the
Ring competition. The winner of the 16 Man tournament will be the
new FFAWF champion.”
Hogan: “Woah! Now that’s something my brothers!”
Draggy: “The second, third, and fourth place wrestlers will
receive a shot at the IC title the very same night in none other
than a TLC match. It should be something.”
King: “HLA! HLA! HLA!”
Draggy: “As far as the Hardcore title goes, at King of the Ring, I
will be holding a twenty minute hardcore invitational. Everyone
who’s anyone is invited. The person to hold the title once the
twenty minutes are up will be our new hardcore champion.”
*Hogan does an Irish jig*
Draggy: “Even the Hulkster there can win the title. Even he. But
now, let’s talk about tonight, and what a night it is. Garamond,
Vormav, BDA, and the Pimp Daddy are all in singles action. And Pat
will be facing known other than the one, the only…”
*Black and White hits, and the gWo makes their way down to the ring,
strobe lights and all. The trio of Pat, Vormav, and Hollywood
Garamond surround Draggy.*
Draggy: “What’s the meaning of this.”
*Garamond grabs Draggy’s mic from him.*
Garamond: “My loyal fans and enemies alike, the gWo has
arrived.”
*The crowd boos and dances*
Garamond: “And to begin things off, I thought I’d show everyone
what they’ve come here to see.”
*The crowd chants for pie*
Garamond: “Not pie, but close enough.”
*Vormav slams Draggy with the Vormav Slam right in the middle of the
ring.*
Hulkster: “The gWo just assaulted Draggy! I can’t dig this,
brothers.”
*Garamond picks up Draggy. Pat raises his hand in the air to taunt
the defenseless Draggy and gives him a ride. Garamond signals for
Pat and Vormav to hold Draggy down as he heads for the turnbuckle.
Garamond signals to the crowd and then hits a devastating elbow
drop, knocking all the air out of Draggy. Garamond signals for the
Hollywood Leg Drop, but the Pimp Daddy makes his way down to the
ring, with Magus Darkstar and Mr. Pilot. The gWo then leaves through
the crowd with Draggy out cold in the middle of the ring.*
(Backstage)
Pat: I wonder who Draggy has me facing tonight? We never really let
him say.
*Pat walks out to his match*
*Black
and White hits, and Pat makes his way down to the ring. He awaits
someone to come out, but no one does. The ring announcer begins
speaking.*
Bob: "I have been informed that Pat was to face Draggy in a one
on one opening match. However, due to the current situation, Pat
will be awarded..."
*FSPilot's music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.*
Hogan: "Oh, it seems Pat is going to have to face a true
aviation expert. This should be something."
Pat
vs. FSPilot
*FSPilot runs at Pat, punching him repeatedly. Pat fights back, but
is slammed to the mat. As FSPilot tries to go for a leg-drop, Pat
moves out of the way, picks up the hurt FSPilot, and tries to kick
him in the neck, only to have FSPilot dodge. FSPilot throws Pat out
of the ring, and makes gestures at him. Pat grabs a chair, gets back
in the ring, and points behind FSPilot. FSPilot turns around to see
Vormav and Garamond right in his face. Pat hits FSPilot in the back
with the chair, and Vormav and Garamond assault him. When referees
begin to break up the assault, the gWo leaves the ring*
Winner: FSPilot (by disqualification)
-Backstage
Math Man: "This is Math Man. Draggy was taken over to the FFA
Hospital and the doctors say he's doing fine. He should be able to
make it back before the show ends, if he leaves now, but the doctors
aren't recommending it. I'll keep you all updated on the
situation."
*Back to the announcing table*
Hulkster: "Thanks Math Man. Now, you've all just saw that
brutal assault against FSPilot. The gWo sure put a number on him. We
all know that Pilot is going to wanting some revenge."
King: "Well... I don't know how much revenge he can get. The
gWo is sure showing signs of dominance, and I don't know if anyone
can handle those three."
Hulkster: "What's this? Pimp Daddy is apparently making his way
down to the ring."
*Ho Train music hits, and Pimp Daddy Squall makes his way down to
the ring, accompanied by some ladies.*
*The crowd cheers*
Pimp Daddy Squall: "The Pimp Daddy is back in FFAWF! And I've
got something to tell you all. I'm a changed man. These ladies
behind me aren't hos, my friends. Not one bit. These here are my
fine fine fine escorts. And believe me, I got a deal for you all.
Just call 1-213-2345-45 and you can get yourself one of these nice
ladies yourself! Call within the next hour, my fans, and you'll be
given a nice discount. Tell them the Pimp Daddy sent ya!"
*Pimp Daddy is in the ring dancing with his escorts.*
Hogan: "Hey, Pimp Daddy. How much do those escorts cost me...
for one night let's say."
*Pimp Daddy looks at Hogan and laughs to himself.*
Pimp Daddy: "Hulkster, you've done a lot for this business.
Tell you what, I'll let you take two of my escorts for a night out
in the town and you just tell everyone you know about Pimp Daddy
Squall's escort service."
*Hogan thinks to himself, then runs down to the ring.*
Hogan: "Brother, I thank you."
Pimp Daddy: "Now, just choose any two of these you want."
*Hogan thinks, and can't choose two."
Hogan: "I can't decide, brother. How much for them all?"
Pimp Daddy: "Woah... I can't give you all of my escorts,
Hulksters. Tell you what, I'll pick two and you can have the rest.
How about that?"
Hogan: "Oh, brother, I gotta thank you for this."
Pimp Daddy: "No worries. Just pimp my escort service even
more."
Hogan: "Oh, I will brother."
*Hogan gets all the ladies, except two, and leaves the arena.*
King: "Why is Hogan always the lucky one? And who's going to
announce?"
*Once Hogan leaves, Black and White hits yet again. Pimp Dadyd looks
and the tron, only to see it's Pat and Pat alone. Pat makes his way
down to the announcers' table.*
Pat: "Don't worry, King. I'm here to cover for Hogan. Let him
and his hos go where they want."
King: "Escorts...:
Pat: "You can call black blue but that doesn't make black blue
my brother."
*Vormav's gWo/HBK mix music hits, and he makes his way down to the
ring.*
Bob: "And introducing last, without introducing Pimp Daddy
Squall, who is know my hero, a member of the Garamond World Order,
Vormav!"
*The bell rings*
Vormav
vs Pimp Daddy
*Vormav starts the match in control with a few stiff punches, whirls
PDS into the ropes and hits a stiff clothesline. Vormav begins
show-boating which allows PDS to hit a quick roll up for a near
fall, Vormav frustrated tries to spear PDS but PDS moves and Vormav
tastes the steel post. PDS hoists Vormav up for the pimp drop and
hits it but Vormav wisely puts his foot on the ropes to break the
pin count and rolls out the ring to catch his breath. PDS follows
but is then thrown into the side barricade by Vormav. Vormav climbs
back into the ring and distracts the ref while Pat sneaks from the
commentary desk and blindsides PDS with a chair! Pat then puts PDS
back in the ring and Vormav covers but one of the 2 remaining Ho's
puts PDS's foot on the ropes and the ref breaks the count. Pat sees
this and chases the Ho's backstage. Meanwhile Vormav turns from
watching Pat chase the Ho's only to be small packaged by PDS! Vormav
kicks out at 2 though and low-blows PDS as he gets up, Vormav then
hits the Vormav Slam and gains a tained victory over Pimp Daddy
Squall.*
Vormav Takes the mic:
"Once again the gWo proves that we ARE the most dominant force
in this federation!"
Vormav then leaves ringside as PDS's remaining Ho's rush back to
console him.
Cosmo
against Thursday
*Cosmo's music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing first, Cosmo!"
*Thursday's music hits, and he now makes his way down to the ring.
The match begins.*
King: "I need a new announcer..."
*Math Man comes and helps the King*
*Cosmo dominates early on. He hits a right handed clothesline to
start things off. Thursday gets up, but Cosmo comes battling with
rights and lefts. Cosmo hits a jab right to the face, and Thursday
falls to the mat. Cosmo goes for the pin, but Thursday gets up.*
Math Man: "Thursday needs to shape things up."
*Cosmo gets Thursday and goes for a Chokeslam. Thursday hits an
undetected low blow, and then quite a DDT. He goes for the pin, but
Cosmo kicks out before the count of 1.*
King: "Um..."
*Cosmo comes battle back with a kick right to the face. Thursday
gets knocked down again. Cosmo goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out.
Cosmo irish whips Thursday right into the turnbuckle, and goes for a
devastating body splash. Thursday gets out of the way, and hits a
spear on the unsuspecting Cosmo. 1...2... Cosmo gets his feet on the
ropes.*
King: "That was a close one."
*Thursday waits for Cosmo to get up, and goes for a facebuster.
Thursday connects, and quickly goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out!
Cosmo kicks out yet again. Thursday, frustrated, goes out and gets a
chair. The ref stops him from entering the ring, when King Balk's
music hits.*
Math Man: "What this? King Balk! KING BALK IS HERE!"
*King Balk rushes down to the ring, and knocks down Cosmo with a
running DDT. Thursday goes after Cosmo, only to be Balkian Slammed
right through the mat. King Balk goes to the turnbuckle and hits a
Shooting Star Press on Cosmo. The ref ends the match with King Balk
in the middle of the ring with both Thursday and Cosmo knocked out
cold.*
No Contest
*BDA's
music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing first, he is the opponent, the man and
the whatever, BDA!"
*Black and White hits, and Garamond makes his way down to the ring,
with Bob sleeping on the job. The match quickly ensues.*
Math Man: "This will be a great way to end off RAW!"
*Garamond begins with his assult on BDA, with his fury and anger
building. Big lefts and rights begin to take their toll on BDA.
Garamond goes for the Northern Lights early in the match, but BDA
manages to kick out.*
King: "Woah! That was a close one!"
*BDA begins to get the advantage. He dodges a right hand with a
right hand of his own. BDA goes for the DDT, but Garamond counters
and quickly goes for a STO. Garamond goes for the pin yet again, but
BDA manages to kick out before the count of three.*
Math Man: "By my calculation, BDA is a goner..."
*Garamond waits for BDA to get up, and goes in for a spear. Garamond
misses, and BDA takes advantages. BDA gets in kicks to the
midsection, and then humbles Garamond with an STO of his own. BDA
goes for the count, but Garamond kicks out right after two.*
Math Man: "I'll check if I carried the three..."
*Garamond gets back up, and goes for a big boot. BDA dodges yet
again, and goes for a reverse DDT. BDA hits, and hits an elbow drop
right to Garamond's stomach. BDA goes for the pin, but Garamond
manages to kick out yet again."
Math Man: "If I divide z by 2x then..."
*Garamond gets back up, and hits a devastating clothesline with BDA
is taunting in the ring. Garamond goes for the Flash Magic, but BDA
gets out of the way. Garamond lands on his feet, and quickly gets a
kick right in the face of BDA. Garamond goes to the top rope, and
signals for the Dragon Attack. Garamond goes for it, but BDA gets
out of the way just in time.*
Math Man: "Add Bob to both sides..."
*Garamond and BDA are both down, and No Chance hits. Draggy comes
running down to the ring, and hits Garamond in the face with a steel
chair. The ref ends the match, and Draggy continue beating on the
downed Garamond. BDA goes and hits a low blow right to Draggy.
Vormav and Pat make their way to the ring, and lay and prepare to
lay out Draggy yet again. Pat hits the Pat Pack Slam, but Magus,
FSPilot, and Pimp Daddy make their way to the ring. The gWo, along
with BDA, make a run for it through the crowd as RAW goes off the
air.*
Math Man: "Carry the 5..."
King: "And to all a nice day!"
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