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Final
Fantasy Alpha Smackdown!
Scheduled Matches
King of the Ring Competition: 2nd Round
Mako against Rage
KloWn against Draggy
Tag Team Turmoil
Hogan and Pimp Daddy against madmak and Math Man
Fantom Musha and King Balk against Cosmo and Shadow Ninku
Pat and Vormav against FSPilot and Cid
Tag Team Match: Falls Count Anywhere
Shin Magus Darkstar, rpgnerd and Makoblade against Hollywood
Garamond, BDA and mog
The Main Event
Six Man Tag Cage Match
Batt, Thursday, and Leon against Grippe, Megami, and lain
Angle:
“Welcome to another edition of FFAWF Smackdown! And tonight should
be a night like no other! We have two huge six man tag matches.
It’s going to be Darkstar, rpgnerd, and Makoblade against
Hollywood Garamond, BDA and mog! You won’t want to miss it!”
JR: “And it gets better folks! It’s going to be an FFAWF first
with a six man tag cage match. You heard me right. Tonight, for the
main event, it’s going to be the Council of Doom against Grippe,
Megami, and lain.”
Angle: “hehe… should be a great match to watch for more reasons
that one, if you catch my drift.”
JR: “Angle, you’re a married man. And I’m a married man.
We’re not supposed to enjoy two ladies going at it.”
Angle: “We should be able to…”
JR: “If you want a divorce, then you can.”
Angle: “Dagnabbit…”
JR: “Watch your potty mouth.”
Angle: “Fine. But anyways, there’s much more tonight that two
huge six man tag matches. The King of the Ring is finally enters the
second round, where the elite are beginning to emerge. In what
should be two huge matches, Makoblade is going one on one with the
one and only Rage.”
JR: “That’s going to be an excellent match up. And not only
that, KloWn is going one on one with none other than our very own
Draggy! It should be a spectacle!”
Angle: “Everyone, let’s not forget, after the gWo’s problem,
they can heal it up tonight. Pat and Vormav are going against
FSPilot and Cid in what should be an awesome tag match. “
*No Chance hits, and Draggy makes his way down to the ring, mic in
hand.*
Draggy: “Everybody, last week you saw the creation of what will
now be known as the Alliance. The gWo may stand three, and two more
“allies.” I know you only did that for your own gain, but it
won’t make a difference whatsoever. The Alliance is strong, and
will do everything in its power to ensure the gWo never gains any.
And that, my friends, is the truth.”
Angle: “gWo fo’ life!”
JR: “Hush now.”
Draggy: “Alas, I’ve learned that the FFAWF is too large of a
league for one man to run. That is why, friends, I have searched and
searched, but I have found what I was looking for. That is why I am
going to bring to you the new commissioner of the FFAWF…”
Angle: “Wooh! It’s going to be me!”
JR: “No, it isn’t!”
Draggy: “Kurt Angle!”
Angle: “Wooh! It’s me! It’s me! I don’t believe it!”
JR: “Heh, for once I agree with you.”
Draggy: “Just kidding.”
Angle: “Oh… stupid Draggy.”
JR: “Hehe…”
Draggy: “And now, introducing your new commissioner, this time for
real…”
Angle: “Boo!”
Draggy: “Kidd!”
Angle: “NO! IT SHOULD BE ME!”
*Kidd’s music hit, and she makes her way down to the ring, mic in
hand.*
Kidd: “Now, now. I know Angle deserves this job more, so I’m
giving it to him!”
Angle: “Yaysy!”
Kidd: “Just kidding.”
Angle: “Ah…”
Kidd: “If I can be serious for a second, I would like to say that
it is truly an honor to be the new commissioner of the FFAWF. I will
do my best to help the FFAWF while still being active on the roster.
Truly, it is my destiny.”
Draggy: “Yes, truly, it is.”
Kidd: “Now, to start things off, I’m going to make the first
official match for King of the Ring. Seeing as how two of our very
own superstars are in a quarrel of sorts, they’ll have plenty of
time and ruthless aggression to settle it. At King of the Ring, in a
falls count anywhere, no disqualification match up, it’s going to
be King Balk against Cosmo.”
JR: “Woah! Now that’s a slobberknocker.”
Kidd: “Second on my agenda is the issue concerning the IC title.
Draggy made a stipulation that the three runner ups will get the
title shot. Just to make things a bit more fair, the titles match
will be between the third place King of the Ringers, as the title
shot is a reward in itself.”
Angle: “I want my title!”
Kidd: “And thirdly, Angle, this one’s for you. I declare that
the announcing team for RAW is going to get a lot better. Angle was
amazing, and he’ll do it again. From this night onwards, Angle is
the announcer for both Smackdown! and RAW!”
Angle: “Wooh! I’m digging it…”
Kidd: “And JR’s getting a raise…”
JR: “Now that’s what I’m talking about.”
Kidd: “Now, for tonight, it’s going to be great…”
*Black and White hits, and the gWo comes out to the titantron, with
mog and BDA.*
Hollywood Garamond: “Brothers, I’m not digging what you suckas
are doing,”
Kidd: “It really doesn’t matter what you think.”
Hollywood Garamond: “Oh, you better believe it does.”
Draggy: “Leave here before the Alliance gives you a whoopin’,
suckas.”
Hollywood Garamond: “Heh… you fell for my trap card…”
Draggy: “What in the world are you talking about?”
Hollywood Garamond: “This card is named The Council of Doom, and I
choose to activate it now.”
Angle: “I love that card.”
*From behind, the Council of Doom comes and knocks out Draggy and
Kidd. The gWo come, along with mog and BDA, and gives them more of a
beating. Garamond gets a ladder and sets it up. He goes up high, and
hits a big elbow drop on Draggy. The Alliance runs out one by one,
and the gWo makes a mad dash for it, as does the Council of Doom.
Darkstar and the rest stay in the ring to ensure the well-being of
the commish and the owner, brothers. Wooh!*
-Commercial
-Backstage
*In the gWo locker room*
Garamond: "Pat, you and Vormav better get along tonight. The
dominance of the gWo is in your hands."
Pat: "If that sucka plays nice, then I'll follow. But I ain't
gonna take anything from him."
Vormav: "Heh... looks like you took a Vormav Slam and a loss on
RAW..."
Pat: "Sucka, I let you. It was for the gWo!"
Vormav: "yeah..."
Garamond: "Brothers, I'm serious. The gWo needs to survive. If
it falls, Draggy can take over, and we'll all have to eat
dragons."
Pat: "I guess you're right..."
King of the Ring Qualifying Match #1: Round 2
Makoblade against Rage
*I'm A Bad Man hits, and Rage makes his was down to the ring.*
Bob: "Introducing first in this King of the Ring Qualifying
Match, Rage!"
*Whatever hits, and Makoblade makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing next, he is a member of the Alliance,
Makoblade!"
*Makoblade comes rushing after Rage with a clothesline, but Rage
counters with the arm drag takedown. Mako gets right back up to his
feet and comes charging with a spear, but Rage counters. Rage goes
after Mako and locks on a leg lock, but Mako manages to get to the
ropes. Mako goes for another clotesline, but Rage counters it into a
reverse armbar and take Mako down. Mako gets out, and lost of a
wristlock to Rage on the ground. Rage gets back up, and gets a few
kicks to Mako. With a few elbows, Rage battles out and goes to the
ropes and comes rushing in with a clothesline of his own. He hits,
and goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Makoblade manages to kick out right
before the count of three!"
Angle: "Wooh!"
*Rage gets back up, and waits for Mako. He goes for a inverted
atomic drop, but Mako counters and hits a high back drop of his own.
He goes to the ropes, and awaits Rage to get up. He goes for a
corkscrew body attack and the pin. 1...2...2! Rage kicks out before
the count of three.*
Angle: "Go Rage!"
*Mako gets Rage and irish whips him to the ropes. Mako gets him and
performs a Double Arm Backbreaker. Makoblade goes for the pin.
1...2...2! Rage gets his feet on the ropes right before the count of
three, and thanks to such a good ref, the match continues.*
Angle: "Rage, you will win!"
*Makoblade gets Rage and signals for the Triple Kick. Rage counters
the first kick into a dragon screw and goes for the sharpshooter.
Mako quickly counters and then goes for a running neckbreaker. Rage
dodges, and leg drops the downed Mako. Rage goes for the pin.
1...2...2! Makoblade kicks out before the count of three.*
Angle: "I announce better than anyone."
*Rage gets Makoblade back up, and goes for the STO. Makoblade
counters, and goes for an STO of his own. Rage counters that, and
then goes for it again. Oh so many counters. Rage hits it, and goes
for the pin. 1...2...2! Makoblade gets his foot on the ropes before
the count of three. Rage gets Makoblade back up, and sends him to
the ropes. Rage hits a outside crescent kick and sees it coming. 5
Time something he is, and Rage signals for the spin-a-roonie. Rage
hits it, and the crowd erupts. Rage goes after Makoblade, going for
the Razor's Edge. Makoblade counters with a back body drop, and goes
for the pin. Rage reverses the pin and gets his feet on the ropes.
1...2...3! With the leverage, Rage manages the pinfall against
Makoblade, winning the match and advancing in the King of the Ring
competition!*
Winner by Pinfall: Rage
*After the match, Makoblade goes after Rage. Rage avoids his assault
and goes to the oustide. Rage gets a steel chair, and swings it at
Mako. He hits, and then starts beating him some more. He gets Mako
back up, and goes for the Razor's Edge right in the middle of the
ring. Rage hits it, and leaves Mako laid out. As Rage leaves,
Darkstar comes and gets the advantage of Rage. Darkstar throws Rage
back into the ring and goes for a Meteo Slam. He hits, and quickly
goes to check on his partner Makoblade. The EMTs come and take him
out.*
-Backstage
Draggy: "Why that Rage... only if he were one of the
Alliance."
Math Man: "Then he'd beat on you..."
Draggy: "Shaddup!"
*Math Man leaves, and Draggy looks like a nice nice man doing a
dance.*
*Penguins dance.*
-Commercial
Macho
Man lumbered into the arena, his gold chains tinkling and his long
hair dangling. His glasses glinted in the bright stadium lights. As
the crowd noticed him, he flexes both his biceps and yells.
Macho man: OH YEAH!!!!
The crowd goes crazy, yelling and screaming, Slim Jims appearing
from all over.
Macho Man: That's right! Snap into a Slim Jim! UHH!!!
Macho Man bites into a Slim Jim and yells again.
Macho Man: Who wants to take on the MAN in the RING? UHH! They'd
better drink their PEPSI and SNAP INTO SOME SLIM JIMS!
As Macho man approached the ring, numerous sponsorship patches fell
from his flamboyant costume.
*Garamond
suddenly appears on the titantron, with Macho bedazzled in the
ring.*
Garamond: "Why don't I just snap into a Macho Man
instead?"
Macho Man: "I said SLIM JIM! And PEPSI!"
Garamond: "Well... uh... no."
Macho Man: "Don't disobey me!"
Garamond: "Like you could stop me."
*Garamons rushes to the ring, and knocks down the old Macho Man with
a Holy Sword Slice! Garamond gets him and lays him out with the Holy
Sword Eternal. rpgnerd comes to Macho Man's aid, but Garamond stops
him in his tracks. He goes outside looking for a steel chair, and
goes after rpgnerd. Mako and Darkstar make a rush for the ring, and
go after Garamond. Darkstar hits the Meteo Slam. Garamond rolls out
of the ring, and gathers himself to get to the backstage area.
Makoblade, Shin Magus Darkstar, and rpgnerd yell such evil things at
Garamond as he heads backstage, holding back his head. Quickly,
their attention focues to Macho Man. rpgnerd gives him a Slim Jim
and a Pepsi, and Macho Man gets back up.*
Angle: "That was strange..."
Rage
waxes a piece of the floor and attaches a dollar bill to an almost
invisible line. He drops the bill on the middle of the waxed floor.
Rage: Heheh, now the victim... HEY MAGUS!
Rage quickly hides with the other end of the line in his hand.
Magus Darkstar: Hmm... I wonder who called me.
Then he sees the dollar.
Magus Darkstar: Finders keepers!
He reaches for it and Rage quickly pulls the line. Magus loses his
balance and falls with his face on the floor.
Rage: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Mako quickly comes looking what's going on. He sees Rage laughing.
With anger he rushes to Rage but his attack is interrupted with a
sudden slip... next to Magus. Rage quickly takes a picture and
leaves with an even louder cackle.
Tag
Team Turmoil Match #4
Hogan and Pimp Daddy against madmak and Math Man
*The Ho Train hits. Pimp Daddy and Hogan make their way to the ring
with escorts and all.*
Bob: "And introducing first, two pimps!"
*I Am A Real Math Man hits. madmak and Math Man make their way down
to the ring.*
Bob: "I want money! What? Announce? Bob says nothing!"
*Hogan and Math Man begins things off. Hogan runs around the ring a
bit, and faints. Math Man goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Math Man
wins!*
*Pimp Daddy is mad.*
Bob: "Wow... that was short..."
*No Chance hits.*
Draggy: "Hogan, get out of this arena! Pimp Daddy, you and
madmak face off for this match... even though it should be tag. I'll
replace your partner if you win."
Angle: "That was strange..."
*Math Man heads back stage.*
Bob: "The match is now a singles match between madmak and Pimp
Daddy! Begin!"
*Pimp Daddy goes after madmak with a dropkick to the knees. madmak
avoids it and goes for a backdrop and then the pin. 1... Pimp Daddy
kicks out. madmak goes after Pimp Daddy with a Yakuza Kick, but Pimp
Daddy avoids and then goes for a school boy. 1...2...kick out.
madmak goes in delivers lefts and rights. madmak goes the irish
whip, only to have it countered. Pimp Daddy comes a charging back
with a clothesline. Oh me oh my! madmak is knocked off his feet.
Pimp Daddy goes for the pin. 1...2...2! madmak kicks out right
before the count of three.*
Angle: "Wooh! Pimp Daddy in da house!"
JR: "I got a raise. I know why..."
*Pimp Daddy gets madmak back up, but madmak gets a jab right to the
face of Pimp Daddy. madmak goes for the neckbreaker, but Pimp Daddy
avoids and goes for a jumping calf kick. He hits. 1...2...2! madmak
kicks out. madmak goes in and signals for the iMakattack! Oh, Pimp
Daddy dodges, and goes for a pumphandle drop. madmak avoid, and hits
the iMakattack at long last! 1...2...2! Pimp Daddy, how could you!*
Angle: "Pimping ain't easy!
*madmak gets Pimp Daddy back up and goes for the Madmak Bomb. Pimp
Daddy counters with a big back body drop, and goes for a leg drop.
He hits. 1...2...2! madmak kicks out! Pimp Daddy gets madmak back up
and Irish whips him to the turnbuckles. Pimp Daddy goes for the Ho
Train. The little dance is done, and oh what a dance it was. He
could be a break dancer if he wanted to. The Ho Train comes a
charging, but what's this? madmak avoids it, and Pimp Daddy comes
rushing into the turnbuckle. madmak gets Pimp Daddy from begind and
hits a huge Tiger Suplex. He goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Pimp Daddy
gets his foot on the ropes before the count of three.*
Angle: "Ross, say something."
*madmak gets Draggy back up, and goes for a suplex. Pimp Daddy
counters it and hits a suplex of his own. He gets madmak back up,
and goes for the Pimp Drop. madmak gets out of the way, and goes for
an outside crescent kick. Pimp Daddy avoids, and madmak hits the
ref. madmak goes to see on the ref. Pimp Daddy gets madmak from
suprise and hits the Pimp Drop. He goes for the pin, but the ref is
still down. Leon comes from the crowd, with a steel chair, and hits
Pimp Daddy with a bang. madmak slowly gets back up, with Leon out of
the ring, and gets Pimp Daddy back up. He signals for the Madmak
Bomb. He hits it! madmak goes for the pin as the ref gets back up.
1...2...3! madmak wins the match.*
Winner by Pinfall: madmak
*Backstage
Kurt Angle is seen holding a microphone, looking for someone, he
sees Vormav and attemps to talk to him*
Angle: "Excuse me Vormav can i get your thoughts on your having
to face not just Pat of the gWo but also Hollywood Garamond in the
king of the ring tournament."
Vormav: "As far as King of the Ring goes the same thing will
happen as did on RAW when i faced Pat the better man will win and
thats all i got to say about that."
Angle: "And how about your tag team match tonight?"
Vormav: "I've no problems tagging with Pat he may not be as
skilled in the ring as myself but he is one tough S.O.B. and a
fellow member of the gWo."
Angle: "And finally who is the best FFAWF announcer?"
Vormav: "Say what?"
Angle: "Well who best gives the fans the blow by blow?"
Vormav: "Hey enough about how you got your job, i got a match
to prepare for."
*With this Vormav leaves*
Angle: "What do you mean 'how' i got my job, i've got gold
medals you know"
JR: "Oh we know Angle, we know."
Tag
Team Turmoil Match #5
King Balk and Fantom Musha against Cosmo and Shadow Ninku
*Nation's Downfall hits, and King Balk along with Fantom Musha make
their way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing first, two people who need more
money!"
*The Ministry of Darkness hits. Cosmo and Shadow Ninku make their
way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing Bob, Jill, and me!"
Angle: "What?"
*Ninku and Balk begin the match off. Ninku goes after Balk with a
clothesline, but the big man stays up. Balk grabs Ninku by the neck
and tosses him halfway across the ring. Balk goes after Ninku, and
wrenches his arm. He lifts Ninku and throw him back down. Balk gets
Ninku from the back, and hits a pendulum backbreaker. He goes for
the pin. 1...2...2! Ninku somehow managed to kick out.*
Angle: "Balk is my friend."
*Balk gets Ninku and siganls for the Chokeslam. Ninku battles out
with elbows, and then goes for a football spear of the big man Balk.
Balk avoids, and then grabs Ninku's leg and slams it right down to
the mat. Balk tag in Musha, who begins the beating on the downed
Ninku. Musha goes for the Lost Play, but Ninku counters and hits a
suplex. Ninku gets some kicks to the midsections and goes for side
suplex. He hits, and gets some more kicks into the midsections. He
grabs Musha, and goes for a Fisherman Suplex, but Musha counters and
just slams Ninku's face down to the mat. Musha gets Ninku and irish
whips him to the ropes, hitting a spinning elbow attack on Ninku.
Musha goes up hits, waiting for Ninku to get back up. He goes for
the clothesline, but Ninku counters and goes for a necbkreaker. He
hits, and quickly goes for the tag with Cosmo, getting to well
needed break.*
Angle: "Go Balky!"
*Cosmo knocks down Musha with a right hand, in which Musha gets
right back up. Musha goes after Cosmo with a clothesline, knocking
the big man down. Musha gets Cosmo up, and goes for the Curtain
Call. Cosmo gets out and goes for a reverse brainbuster. He hits it,
and waits for Musha to get back up. Cosmo goes in and rams Musha
into the turnbuckle with a plethora of shoulder thrust. Cosmo goes
on the turnbuckle and goes Old School on Musha. Cosmo goes for the
pin. 1...2...2! Musha kicks out before the count of three.*
Angle: "Musha, use the Curtain!"
*Musha gets back up, but Cosmo is up and ready and begins an assault
with lefts and rights. Cosmo's irish whip is countered by Musha, and
he delivers a nice belly to belly slam. Musha goes for the pin.
1...2...2! Cosmo kicks out before the count of three. Cosmo gets
back up, and Musha goes for the Lost Play, but Cosmo counters and
quickly goes for the chokeslam. He chokes. He lifts. He slams. He
goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Balk breaks up the count before the
count of three. Cosmo gets Musha back to his side of the ring and
tags in Shadow Ninku. Ninku irish whips Musha and rushes in with the
football spear. He goes up high and signals for the Swanton. Musha
rolls out of the way right before connetion. Musha wait and goes for
the Curtain Call, hitting the move. He goes for the pin. 1...2...2!
Cosmo breaks up the count before the count of three. Balk goes
inside the ring, and Cosmo soon follows suit. The ref stops Cosmo
from entering. While, the double team ensues. Balk goes for the
Balkian Slam. He hits. He then rushes to Cosmo and knocks him down
off the turnbuckle. The ref sees Musha going for the pin. 1...2...3!
Musha has won the match!*
Fantom Musha pins Shadow Ninku
Winner by Pifall: Fantom Musha and King Balk
*After the match, King Balk goes after Cosmo. He gets a steel chair
and nails Cosmo right between the eyes. He goes over the announcers
table and signals for the Hyrurun Bomb. He delivers, and sends Cosmo
crashing through the table. Balk raises his hand in victory as we go
to commercial.*
-Commercial
-Backstage
*A limo appears backstage. A wide view of it is shown, but no one is
seen from within.*
Angle: “That’s probably my pizza.”
JR: “Yeah… they give you pizza in a limo.”
Angle: “heh… don’t be jealous.”
King of the Ring Qualifying Match
Draggy against KloWn
*No Chance hits, and Draggy makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: “And introducing first, he is the owner of the FFAWF, Draggy
San Man!”
*Circus music! Here comes da KloWn!*
Bob: “And introducing next, he is super KloWn!”
*KloWn rushes in and begins punching Draggy around like a punching
bag. He jumps around like a clown would do and then headbutts
Draggy. KloWn gets Draggy and goes for a suplex and hits it. He
locks on a leg lock and quickly goes in for a standing leg lock. He
goes around in a spinning fashion and then leg drops the legs. He
gets Draggy up, irish whips him to the ropes, and knocks him down
with a butt attack. KloWn goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Draggy kicks
out before the count of three.
Angle: “KloWn is amusing.”
*KloWn gets Draggy back up and goes for a brainbuster. Draggy gets
out and gets in a side Russian leg sweep. He gets a leg drop right
on the chest and goes for the pin. 1…1! KloWn powers out and goes
after Draggy. Draggy dodges and goes for the Dragon Suplex. Draggy
hits and locks on the bridge. 1…2…2! KloWn manages to kicks out
yet again. Draggy waits for KloWn to get up, and hits a dropkick
right to KloWn. KloWn falls back to the ropes, and Draggy comes
rushing in with a clothesline. KloWn is knocked outside of the ring,
and Draggy soon follows suit.*
Angle: “KloWn has this match won.”
*Draggy goes outside of the ring, and gets KloWn in a headlock
takedown. KloWn gets up and goes for a Lou Thesz press, but Draggy
dodges and KloWn goes face first into the turnbuckle. Hollywood
Garamond comes from the titantron and the ref tries and stop him.
Vormav gets Draggy from behind and hits the Vormav Slam. KloWn gets
Draggy back into the ring and goes for the pin, but the ref still
yells at Mr. Garamond. From the crowd, a hairy beast comes and gets
clown. Oh my oh me the beast Chewi hits the Samoan Driver on KloWn!
Garamond yells to the ref, but he restrains Garamond. Another man
comes into the ring, that by the name of Makoto, and Mak Stunners
KloWn! Garamond has enough of this and runs down to the ring. He
gets Draggy and goes for the Holy Sword Eternal! Draggy battles out
and goes for the Draggyplex, but Garamond counters it and hits the
Holy Sword Slice. The ref sees this and disqualifies KloWn, who is
still dreaming and sleeping. Garamond leaves the ring and goes
backstage.*
Winner by Disqualification: Draggy
-Backstage
*Draggy is backstage after all of this in a foul mood.*
Draggy: "Math Man, Garamond's going to pay. Tonight, in the six
man tag, I'm going to add a special stipulation to it all."
Math Man: "You really shouldn't abuse your power."
Draggy: "There's no way Mako can wrestle after what just
happened. He's too tired, Math Man. He needs a sub..."
Math Man: "But who?"
Draggy: "Hm... how about... Kidd!"
Math Man: "Oh, I see. Not me..."
Draggy: "Heh, you're something more than a wrestler tonight.
You're a ref."
Math Man: "I can't count to three..."
Draggy: "It's simple. You see, it's one, then two, and I
forget."
Math Man: "Four!'
Draggy: "You got it! Now go out and start doing you job."
Math Man: "I want two paychecks."
Six Man Tag
Shin Magus Darkstar, Kidd, and rpgnerd against Garamond, mog, and
BDA
*Sexy Boy hits. Darkstar, Kidd and Nerd make their way down to the
ring.*
Bob: "Introducing first, these three people!"
*Black and White hits. Garamond, mog and BDA make their way down to
the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing next, members of something!"
*Darkstar and BDA begin things off. Darkstar goes for a suplex, but
BDA counters and go to the ropes and flies back with an elbow right
to Darkstar. Darkstar counters and then goes after BDA with a
fisherman DDT. Darkstar hits and goes for the pin. 1...2...2! BDA
kicks out before three. BDA gets back up, and Darkstar sends him to
the ropes. BDA slide underneath Darkstar and then hits a backdrop
from behind. BDA goes for an elbow drop, hitting it and going for
the pin. 1...2..2! Darkstar kicks out. BDA gets Darkstar and gives
him some knees to the midsection, and a slap right across Darkstar's
chest. BDA goes for a jumping arm break, but Darkstar counters and
goes behind for a side Russian leg sweep. Darkstar goes for the pin.
1...2...2! BDA kicks out yet again.*
Angle: "Go BDA! You are my hero!"
*BDA gets back up. Darkstar goes for a suplex, and gets him up on to
drop him face first into the mat. Darkstar goes for the pin.
1...2...2! BDA kicks out yet again. BDA gets Darkstar and hits a low
blow, undetected by Math Man, and then goes for the Orange Crush
Pin. Darkstar counters with a shoulder back toss and goes for a leg
drop. BDA dodges, getting back up and hitting Darkstar with a nice
samoan kick. BDA goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Darkstar kicks out.
BDA irish whips Darkstar to his turnbuckle and tags in mog. mog gets
in and goes for the Darkwing Rider. It's countered, and mog is sent
to the other turnbuckle. Darkstar comes rushing and elbows mog in
the back. He tags in nerd. nerd comes in and goes for a vertical
suplex on mog. He hits it, and goes for the pin. 1...2...2! mog
kicks out. mog gets back up and goes from behind, hitting a nice
tiger suplex. He goes for the legs, locking on a leg lock. nerd gets
out, and delivers rights and lefts to mog. mog begins to counter,
and sends rpg nerd thundering into the turnbuckle. To mog's dismay,
it was nerd's turnbuckle. Kidd tags into the match and comes a
running in with a nice clotheslines to mog. Kidd goes for the pin,
but Garamond breaks it up before the count of three. Kidd irish
whips mog to the ropes and looks for a dropkick. mog stays behind,
and Kidd falls. Oh me oh my. mog goes after Kidd with some kicks to
the back, but Kidd gets back up and goes for another. She hits it,
and mog goes flying. She goes for the pin. 1...2...2! mog gets back
up and goes after Kidd with a clothesline of his own, but Kidd
dodges and hits another dropkick right to the back. She gets mog and
goes for the Twist of Fate, but mog counters and hits a swinging
neckbreaker. mog quickly goes for the ring and Garamond tags into
the match. Garamond goes after Kidd with a jackknife powerbomb and
hits it. Garamond goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Darkstar hits a top
rope moonsault right to the back of Garamond. Garamond gets back up,
and goes after Darkstar. He chokes. He slam. Holy Sword Eternal!
Math Man breaks it up, while Rage comes down to the ring. Garamond,
furious with Math Man, gives him the sit-out with the Holy Sword
Eternal! Kidd gets back up and kicks Garamond and goes for the Twist
of Fate. Rage gets in the ring and knocks out Kidd with a steel
chair. Rage gets Math Man's ref shirt and wears it. He knocks out
Darkstar and nerd with the chair. Garamond gets Kidd, and sits her
out with the Holy Sword Eternal. He goes for the pin. 1...2...3! The
gWo is victorious!*
Garamond pins Kidd
Winner by Pinfall: Garamond, mog, and BDA
-Backstage
Draggy: "That Rage! He'll pay for this at King of the Ring when
he has to face me in that squared circle."
*Draggy thinks for a moment.*
Draggy: "Espeically since it's going to be an extra special
King of the Ring match..."
-Backstage
*Math Man Interviews Balk, brothers!*
Math Man: “Balk, a former MWF Champion…”
Balk: “8 Time MWF Champion.”
Math Man: “Heh… I was one time…”
Balk: “Lousy bum.”
Math Man: “But that’s not what we’re here for. We’re here
for…”
Balk: “That Cosmo fool. Heh…”
Math Man: “Yes… that Cosmo fellow.”
Balk: “I don’t owe any of you a darn explanation. I do what I
want to do, and I don’t have to go explaining myself to a child in
rags and mummy crud.”
Math Man: “I’ll have you know that I’m no mummy. I’m…”
*Balk pushes Math Man to the ground.*
Balk: “Heh…”
*Balk grabs Math Man and then slams him to the ground with a
powerful Baklian Slam. Madmak comes from behind with a kendo stick
and hits Balk right along the back, but Balk just flinches. He
turns, and then kicks madmak right in the gut. He Hyrurun Bombs
madmak right into the concrete and begins to leave. Cosmo jumps
Balk, and the two go at it. Refs and Mr. Slaughter break it up, with
about 12 people, maybe 20.*
*At the gWo locker room.*
Garamond: “The gWo must stand strong. You guys have this match won
if you work together. The gWo must live for the whole, not the
individual. If we do, we are darned to Bobville.”
Vormav: “Brother, gWo fo’ life.”
Pat: “fo’ life.”
Tag Team Turmoil Match #6
Pat and Vormav against FSPilot and Cid
*Black and White hits. Pat and Vormav make their way down to the
ring.*
Bob: “And introducing first, they are members of the gWo, Pat and
Vormav!”
*Pilot music hits. FSPilot and Cid make their way down to the ring.*
Bob: “And next, two people who like to tango!”
*Pat and Cid begin off the match. Pat goes after Cid with a side
suplex, and then goes for a body crush. Cid counters, and Pat lands
on his good ol’ stomach. Cid kicks Pat as he gets back up, but Pat
doesn’t flinch and then goes after cid with a strangle hold. The
ref breaks it up. Pat just slams Cid right down to the ring, and
goes for a leg drop. Pat hits, and goes for the pin. 1…2… 2! Cid
somehow manages to kick out before the count of three.*
Angle: “Angle! Angle! The Crowd loves me!’
*Pat gets Cid and goes for the Pat Pack Slam. Cid counters and hits
a wrist lock and back drop, and goes for the pin. 1…1! Pat kicks
out! Pat gets back up and goes after Cid with a Lou Thesz press. He
hits and begins pounding away. Pat eventually gets off Cid, and
waits for him to get back up. Pat delivers a kick right to the
stomach. Pat irish whips Cid to the turnbuckle and goes flying with
a body splash into the corner. Pat gets Cid and delivers a Belly to
Belly Slam, and goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Cid gets his foot on
the ropes before the count of three!*
Angle: “Pat Pack! Pat Pack!”
*Pat gets Cid and signals for the Show Stopper. Cid counters, and
goes for the DDT. He hits it. Pat and Cid are both knocked out. Cid
gets up before Pat and goes for a Dragon Screw. He manages, and goes
for the standing leg lock. Pat counters with a stiff kick to Cid’s
stomach, and then gets back up. He irish whips Cid, but Cid counters
and hits a dropkick on Pat. Pat gets up, but Cid hits another
dropkick. Cid goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Pat kicks out before the
three count.*
Angle: “Me and Shaw are homies.”
*Cid gets Pat back up, and goes over his corner to tag in Pilot.
Pilot goes up high and goes for the Missile Dropkick, but Pat
Dodges. He gets FSPilot and goes for the Pat Pack Slam. He hits it.
He tags in Vormav, and he goes flying with the Bionic Elbow. Vormav
hits, and he goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Cid breaks up the count
before the count of three. Vormav gets FSPilot and goes for the
Vormav Slam. FSPilot counters and hits the backdrop with the bridge.
1…2…2! Vormav kicks out before three. Vormav takes down FSPilot
and goes for a modified leg lock, but FSPilot counters and goes for
a half Boston crab. Vormav gets to the ropes, and the hold is
broke.*
Angle: “I only talk now…”
*Vormav gets back up and goes for a suplex. FSPilot counters with a
suplex of his own, and then goes for a clothesline, knocking down
Vormav. FSPilot goes up high, and goes for the Five Star Salute.
Vormav gets out in the last second. Vormav tags in Pat and then goes
for the Vormav Slam. Pat wants to go for the Show Stopper, so he
stops Vormav before he does the Vormav Slam. Vormav and Pat argue.
Pat eventually knocks down Vormav with a clothesline, but FSPilot
hits the a Missile Dropkick knocking down Pat. He goes for the Five
Star Salute yet again. He hits it and goes for the pin. 1…2…3!
Vormav didn’t even try to break up the pin, and the victory is
awarded to FSPilot and Cid.*
FSPilot pins Pat
Winner by Pinfall: FSPilot and Cid
*After the match, Vormav and Pat begin arguing yet again. Voodoo
Child hits, and Garamond goes down to the ring. Garamond tries to
mediate things. Pat and Vormav still fight it out.*
Garamond: “You two fools better stop it before I teach you both a
little unity.”
Vormav: “Brother, it was me who lost the match. It was that
brother over there.”
Pat: “We would’ve had it won if that brother let he choke, lift
and slam.”
*Garamond stays quiet for a second, and suddenly knocks down Pat.*
Angle: “What’s this?’
*Garamond gets Pat and sits him out with the Holy Sword Eternal!
Garamond goes up high, and hits the flying elbow drop. Garamond
tells Vormav to get him up, and Pat is irished whipped to the ropes
on to be given the oh so mighty Double Chokeslam. Garamond and
Vormav leave the ring with Pat laid out.*
-Commercial
-Backstage
*Vormav and Garamond leave the ring, when Pat suddenly attacks
Vormav from behind with a steel chair. Garamond hits right through
the steel chair knocking Pat down. Garamond gets the steel chair and
slams it right into the neck of Pat until blood starts coming out of
his mouth. Garamond and Vormav then leave the arena.*
Angle: “Blood isn’t good…”
Elimination Cage Match: Six Man Tag
The Council of Doom against Grippe, lain, and Megami
*The Council hits. The Council of Doom head to the ring.*
Bob: “And introducing first, they are the challenged, by
challenged I mean mentally, or perhaps physically, or perhaps
matchingly, but whateversy, The Council of Doom!”
*The Frog Song! Grippe, Megami and lain make their way down to the
ring.*
Bob: “And now the frog and her friends!”
Angle: “This cage is going a down now… just like JR’s IQ…”
*Batt gets a steel chair and goes after Grippe before the match
begins. Grippe counters and knocks down Batt, throwing him inside
the cage. The rest of the members make their way inside, and soon
enough this six man cage begins. Grippe battles against Batt with
lefts and rights, and suplexes Batt into the steel cage. Megami goes
after Thursday, but is pancaked right into the steel grating as
well. Grippe and lain go after Leon. Leon comes battling with a
double clothesline to knock down lain and Grippe. Leon gets Grippe
and throws her into the steel grating. lain comes from behind and
hits Leon in the back with a elbow, and then goes for a dropkick.
She hits it, but is soon assaulted by Batt with a rushing German
suplex. He goes or the pin, but Grippe breaks up the count before
three.*
Angle: “I like pie!”
*Thursday tries to take advantage of the situation and tries to get
out through the front cell. Megami dropkicks Thursday right to the
back of his head, and Thursday face is knocked right into the cage.
Megami gets Thursday and signals for the Perfect Origami, but Batt
comes rushing in and hits The Council on Megami. Grippe gets bat and
hits the Crush Linker, but Leon comes battling and goes for the
Mobster Bomb. He hits it, and Grippe is sent crashing into the cage.
lain goes from behind and hits a low blow on behind on Leon, and
goes for the Broken Heart. Leon pushes lain away before she connects
and goes for a diving shoulder. Lain dodges, and Leon goes flying
into the steel grating. lain is the only one left standing, so she
goes up on the top of the cell. lain nearly gets to the top, but
Thursday comes and gets her from turnbuckle into a devastating top
rope powerbomb. He goes for the pin. 1…2…3! lain has been
eliminated from the match, and the Council is just two away from
victory.*
Angle: “That was a nice powerbomb, JR. A nice one."
JR: “I don’t need to talk and I get paid.”
*Grippe gets Thursday and goes for the Grip of Death. Thursday
battles out, but Megami comes from the back and goes for the Perfect
Origami. Grippe holds off Leon and Batt as Megami goes for the pin.
1…2…3! Megami has eliminated Thursday!*
Angle: “No! Thursday, how could you lose today?”
*Leon and Batt get back up and goes after Grippe, knocking her down.
Leon concentrates of Megami, sending her to the cage with a throw
and then locking on the Grand Leon with the ropes strangling Megami
along with the steel cage. Batt goes after Grippe with some
Redemption, but falls victim to the Grip of Death. She goes for the
pin. 1…2…2! Leon breaks up the pin right before the count of
three. Leon gets Grippe and Mobster Bombs her right in the middle of
the ring. Batt and Leon go up high and go for the bionic elbow. They
hit, and go for the pin. 1…2…3! They have gained the advantage
once more.*
Angle: “Go Council go!”
*Leon and Batt go after the downed lain, still suffering from the
Grand Leon. Batt goes for the Redemption, but lain counters and
sends Batt into Leon. Amidst the confusion, lain gets a school boy
and goes for the pin on Batt. 1…2…2! Leon breaks up the count
before three. Leon and Batt get lain and irish whip her to the
ropes. She goes battling back with a double clotheslines. She goes
up high, and goes for the Butterfly Blitz, knocking down both Leon
and Batt. She gets Leon and goes for the Broken Heart. She hits it,
and goes for the pin. 1…2…3! The match has been tied yet again.*
Angle: “Boo! Boo! Bah!”
JR: “bBq fo’life!”
*Batt gets lain and goes for the Redemption yet again. lain counters
once again, and then goes for a clothesline. She misses, and Batt
comes in hitting the Council. Batt goes for the pin. 1…2…2! lain
kicks out right before the count of three. Batt gets lain back up.
lain counters and then goes for a DDT. She gets back up, and waits
for Batt. She entices Batt. Batt falls for it, and goes for some
action, only to get a low blow. lain quickly goes for the Samurai
Driver and then the pin 1…2…3! lain has pinned Batt to win the
match.*
lain pins Batt
Winner by Pinfall: lain, Grippe, and Megami
*Nation’s Downfall hits, and King Balk come down to the ring. He
goes inside the cage and gores lain right in the middle in the ring
as she celebrates victory. Balk gets Batt and goes for the Balkian
Slam. He climbs up the cage, and hits a Shooting Star Press right on
the downed Batt. The Ministry hits, and Cosmo comes rushing down to
the ring. Balk has Cosmo scouted perfectly and gores him once he
comes inside the ring. He grabs Cosmo and throws him right into the
steel cage time after time. Balk finally gets Cosmo and Hyrurun
Bombs him right in the middle of the ring. Balk stands tall in the
middle of the ring, sending Cosmo a message just what he’s up
against at King of the Ring.*
Angle: “My money’s on Balk.”
JR: “My money’s in Rio.”
-End Show
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