Some of my favorite quotes:
(The newest are at the top)

"And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free; And I won't forget the men who died and gave that right to me; And I'll proudly stand up and defend her still today; Cos there ain't no doubt I love this land; God bless the USA"
~God Bless the USA - great song!

"An' it's no nay never; no nay never no more; will I play the wild rover; no never no more."
~Me and West Side Steve @ First Night 2004

"You give me and Leslie great pleasure."
~Ashley

"I'm a man. Porn is normal."
~Some guy on Room Raiders

Mike and I were checking out at Meijer's with 24 rolls of cookie dough. The cashier asked, "Are you boys going to eat all this?" Mike wanted to say, "Yep. We're just gonna run around campus all night with a sugar high. Here's your sign."
~Mike Williams and myself

"Ryan, you're such a slut."
~J. Briggs

"If you love someone, tell them. Remember to always say what you mean. Never be afraid to express yourself. Sieze the day and have no regrets."
~Dunno who said all this first, but thanks Emily for putting it into an email!

"If you know which buttons to push, it's not too hard."
~Aubrey

"That doesn't make you the smartest peanut on the planet..."
~Beanblossom

"Hmm, that looks good, I think I'll gobble it up."
~Prof. Lamb

"Greater love hath no man than that, that a man lay down his life for his friends."
~John 15:13

"A dream is the mind's way of answering a question it hasn't yet figured out how to ask."
~David Duchovny The X-Files

"Get your hands off me you damn dirty apes!"
~Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes

"It hurts to be standing besides one of the most wonderful girls you've ever met, but knowing you can't be with her."
~Me

"It hurts just as bad to be with somebody but wonder if you're good enough for that person."
~Catrina

"Everyone fails the first time. If you never know failure, how can you know success?"
~Morpheus The Matrix

"No day but today!"
~RENT

"Learning without thinking is useless."
~Confucious

"Keep your dreams real for you never know what the future may hold."
~Catrina

"And ourselves left alone amidst a new generation whom we know not, and who knows not us."
~Thomas Jefferson

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
~Benjamin Franklin

"A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?"
~George Carlin

"Within your personal failings lie the root of all your successes."
~Dr. Andrew Stypinski

"A little rebellion every now and then is a good thing."
~Thomas Jefferson