Simpsons, The (1989) S11

Season Eleven
Starring:	Dan Castellaneta .................... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Clown
	Julie Kavner ........................... Marge Simpson / Patty / Selma
	Nancy Cartwright ............................... Bart Simpson / Nelson
	Yeardley Smith .......................................... Lisa Simpson
	Hank Azaria ................................. Apu / Moe / Chief Wiggum
	Harry Shearer ................................... Mr. Burns / Smithers
Created By:	Matt Groening

Blackboard Line: FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
Special Guest Voices: Jack Burns, Mel Gibson, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: Mike Scully
Directed By: Steven Dean Moore

Blackboard Line: PORK IS NOT A VERB
Special Guest Voices: Mark McGwire, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Marcia Mitzman Gaven, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: George Meyer
Directed By: Mark Kirkland

Blackboard Line: I AM NOT THE LAST DON
Special Guest Voices: Edward Asner, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: Al Jean
Directed By: Nancy Kruse

Blackboard Line: None
Starring: Dan Casketaneta, Julie Kadavener, "Nympho-Nance" Cartwright, The Artist F.K.A. Yeardley, Scary Connelly, Harry "Dead Til 2005" Shearer
Special Guest Voices: Tom Arnold, Dick Clark, Lucy Lawless, Frank Welker
Also Starring: Mummy Mitzman Gaven, Pamela "Heebie-Jeebies" Hayden, Tress MacNihilist, Karloff Bleed-Her-Gut
Written By: Donick Spooky & Terrifying Tim Long & Uh, An Ogre?
Directed By: Pete Scary Spice Michels

Blackboard Line: I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
Special Guest Voices: The B-52's, Marcia Wallace, Frank Welker
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: Ian Maxtone-Graham
Directed By: Bob Anderson

Blackboard Line: I WON'T USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
Special Guest Voices: Ron Howard, Penn Jillette, Pat O'Brien, Nancy O'Dell, Teller, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: Al Jean
Directed By: Mike B. Anderson

Blackboard Line: INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
Special Guest Voices: Jan Hooks, Garry Marshall, Butch Patrick, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Tress MacNeille
Written By: Matt Selman
Directed By: Steven Dean Moore

Blackboard Line: I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Special Guest Voices: John Goodman, Jan Hooks, Jay North, Marcia Wallace, Henry Winkler
Special Musical Guest: NRBQ
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: John Swartzwelder
Directed By: Neil Affleck

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON EBAY (I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS) Written by Lisa
Special Guest Voices: Clarence Clemons, Gary Coleman, Joe Mantegna, Tim Robbins, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: Tom Martin
Directed By: Matthew Nastuk

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
Special Guest Voices: Elwood Edwards, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Marcia Mitsman Gaven, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: Carolyn Omine
Directed By: Mark Kirkland

Blackboard Line: SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
Special Guest Voices: Randy Bachman, Trevor Denman, C.F. Turner
Also Starring: Jim Cummings, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: Tim Long
Directed By: Lance Kramer

Blackboard Line: I AM NOT ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
Special Guest Voices: Diedrich Bader, Joe C., Robert Evans, Kid Rock, Charlie Rose
Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: John Swartzwelder
Directed By: Jen Kamerman

Blackboard Line: I CANNOT HIRE A SUBSTITUTE STUDENT
Special Guest Voices: Parker Posey, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott, Marc Wilmore
Written By: Larry Doyle
Directed By: Steven Dean Moore

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT OBEY THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
Special Guest Appearances: Buzz Aldrin, Tom Kite, Butch Patrick
Special Guest Voices: Gary Coleman, Jim Forbes, Stephen Hawking, Willie Nelson, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
Written By: Tim Long & George Meyer & Mike Scully & Matt Selman
Directed By: Mark Kirkland

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