Bangor Maine- In what can only be described as the "greatest teaming in the whole wide world", legendary singer/actor David Hasselhoff and actor/security guard/butt of endless jokes Gary "Everything I do turns Gold" Coleman have decided to team up. The two living legends will be collaborating on, as they describe, "anything we can get our money making hands on." The team will first join together to produce German dance club music videos, featuring clips from Coleman's tv show "Diffr'nt Strokes" and Hasselhoff singing. There are also plans to collaborate on a new syndicated tv shows entitled
"Whatchu talking about Knightrider?" The show will feature Coleman and Hasselhoff fighting crime, singing, and shouting 80's catchphrases.
"We feel like since money is falling from the Hollywood trees, we might as well become the yardmen of the entertainment industry and rake in the big bucks," ejaculates Hasselhoff, the official spokesperson for the tandem. "Gary and I are mega super international awesomely talented superstars. I have had sex with every Baywatch girl there was, and Gary has always been the number one short but not a midget black man in this business. It's inevitable for star power of this magnitude to team up." When reached for comment, Coleman pulled himself out of the garbage can he was scrapping around in, spouting his tired "Whatchu talking Willis" phrase, asked for fifty dollars, and went back to looking for scraps. |
