FLIRT FEST 2002

Yes, it is that time of year again.  Garrett and Clarke have been saving their money and have finally come up with the $45 that will go to one very talented young lady.  On January 1st, 2002 women from around the globe will gather in Tampa Bay, Florida for their chance at fame (And a hefty cash reward) amongst two very important people.  Hidden among these two lucky people is one judge.  The women will have to tease, flirt, and tempt their way into the winner's circle by winning the affection of the judge.  They do what they have to do to earn the title "Flirt Queen".  This competition has been a tradition since 1953, when Martha Bingham won the first title.

"I won the title in 1999, and I still believe it was the greatest accomplishment of my life.  No other title has any importance to me." Tara Spellburg PhD - Flirt Queen 1999

This year's contest is bound to be a success, with an expected 2,000 participants, and over $43 in prize money to be given away.  Sure not every girl is a winner, but that doesn't mean you can't be.  Many young women dream of the chance to win $45.  This is your chance to make that dream come true and rub it in their ugly faces.

"When I won, winning still meant something.  It meant that you were a winner and nobody could take that away from you." Marsha Tottlesworth - Flirt Queen 2001

Whether you are a hot young temptress, or just a young flirtatious girl...who is hot, come to Florida on January 1st and you could leave with a handful of three bills, and a cheap, home-made crown to show off to all of your friends.  Garrett and Clarke have gathered all of their sexy male friends and told them they are not invited, so you should come and see what they are not invited to.  You set the limits of what is "too much flirting," and hopefully, we will be there to say, "Hey, you can do better than that."  The memories will last a lifetime, and the $45 dollars will at least get you two tanks of gas.

"When Garrett and Clarke said that we couldn't possibly win because we weren't white, we gave each of them a threesome, and we still didn't win." Tammi and Mayli Pundest - Losers...Slutty Losers

There's a time to please yourself, and there's a time to please others, this contest is your chance to do both.  So bring your $20 admission fee (Ages 12 and under get in free) and bring your friends to the contest that never ends, until the next day when it is over.  Come to Tampa Bay, Florida and see what all of the ladies have been talking about in the bathroom stalls.

WARNING - All women are not and will not be winners.  Prize money is subject to change in the event that Garrett or Clarke run out of gas between now and then.  Contest is void to all "fat chicks" and by fat chicks, we mean any girl who cannot fit through their own doorway.  Ugly girls need not apply.  Rain date is scheduled for January 2nd.  Contest subject to copyright laws.