Everybody get your roll on!!!

For the first time ever, the Crypts and the Bloods will battle it out, insult by insult, to determine who is the toughest street gang...ever.

My name is Todd Pranston, and I will be your moderator for tonight's showdown of words. Let's get to it!

"Yo biach, yo momma's so fat not even a broken foot could stop Fred Flinstone from driving his car!!"

"Yo daddy's so broke Vanna White can't even by a vowel!!"

"Oh yea? Well you are so lazy you can't even start your car without Jamie Foxx jumping out and showing you his dick."

"Yea yea well yo momma's so ugly she makes riding a roller coaster like some kind of secret service job, but without the pension plans and shit.."

"Yea and you so stupid you can't even believe that all the pretty things in the world are really only pretty because there are alot of ugly things, you stupid shit

"Oh so then let me tell you something: yo sister's so slutty even Tyra Banks can't handle the midnight run to the detention center, BIACH!!!"

"Oh mothaf**ka, yo momma is so detainable that even Billy Cosby can't eat all the jello with the pudding. Take that punk ass n***a"

"Well biach yo grandmutha is so easy, frankfurters even taste good in tossed salad with hollaindaise sauce."