Garrett's Job Endeavor

As some of you already know, co-founder of this website Garrett got a job earlier this week working in the Starbuck's Cafe inside the local Barnes & Noble bookstore.  Though this job only lasted for a total of 4 days before Garrett quit, a lot of lessons weren't learned, friends weren't made, and customers weren't satisfied.  Here's some of his thoughts about the week.

Yep, I couldn't cut it in the food service industry.  When you work with food, the management is always too demanding.  Every time I turned around it was, "Garrett, you have to wash your hands when you use the restroom." or "Yes Garrett, you even have to wash your hands when all you did in the restroom was take a dump!"  What is their problem?  It's not like I wiped my ass with my hands.  As a matter of fact, I often wash my hands before I touch my wang.  It's not that I'm doing that in spite of their All Employees Must Wash Hands sign, I just consider my dong to be Ultra-clean in nature.  In fact, my superbly sanitized johnson probably cleans more germs off my hands than the dirty faucet water.  The way I see it, I am doing this company and its customers a favor by not washing my hands.  If my boss can't see that, then maybe I am not going to be an asset to their company.