WebCam Conference 2002

For the first time ever, we had a simulcast of some of the top people of the web. They discuss important features and innovations they would like to see on the web. Here are some of the highlights:

"Welcome to WebCam Conference 2002!"  I will be your moderator, my name is Dick Bellinger, let's get on with the conference."

"You see guys, that's why we need to become Y3K compliant. That way everyone can enjoy www.stuffmytighthole.com without having to update their browsers"- Stan "The Man" Lawrensky

"People, people, please. We have got to regulate the amount of smiley faces during a chat. I can't f***ing " :) " all day you know."- Bubba Sanford

"The hell you say?!? I'm not stopping my Beastility webring for you or anybody!!!  You can take that idea and stick straight up a donkey's ass. You want me to do it for it you cunthead?"- George Yancey

"So you want me to take my top off? But then everybody will see me! Wait, am I the only girl at this thing? Goddammit!- Stacey Colbert

"I swear to god I will drop my pants unless we get off this whole "Star Trek vs. Star Wars" thing. They both blow goats. Babylon 5 is far more superior."-  David Harrison

"You think I should dedicate my site to my ex girlfriend Jessica? It's getting like a hundred hits a day and I was listed as the cool site of the week at "Chris's Super Links." Yeah, Jessica will dig that."-  Gordon Williamson

"I am devil metal. I will eat your asshole out. Try me. Test me. I will rule the WWW in a matter of years and you will bow down to the Lord Of the NetherHood, which is me!!!!"- Tommy Jenkins

"Have you guys ever chatted so long that your hands become numb and swollen? Yeah me too. I mean I can't believe I got invited to this conference, I hope you all enjoy my pic!!LOL!!- Evan VanCola