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| Coffey and Daly In Trouble...... |
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| Bulldog: Aye thats right.....I fully support Gary in his merciless stance and wish to publically condemn Daly. I myself have shown very little in the way of mercy in my life and refuse to start now.........although having said that I can't categorically rule out the possibility of mercy.while every effort will be made to conform to strict Manchester guidelines...levels of mercy may be shown that are outside my control. |
| European Anti-Mercy Summit 2002 The annual Manchester Summit was severely redrafted this week after Niall Daly defected to the Coffey Liberation Front. This picture shows the commitee deep in talks about how breakaway movement must be stopped. |
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| The Chairman of The Anti Mercy Committee recieves the news that mercy has been shown and is shocked to hear of the extent of Daly's flagrant disregard for the principles he himself lives by. Secretary: Sir... Niall Daly has defected to the Coffey Liberation Front Chairman:..................May God have mercy on his soul....get me Pat on the phone...only one man can save us now!!!!!! |