School: Stockton College
Occupation: Washington Lake Park Ranger Badge #441
Ride: Blue '00 Oldsmobile Alero
Music Interests: Alice In Chains, Jimi Hendrix, Metallica, Jerry Cantrell, Godsmack, Black Label Society, Guns 'N' Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zepplin, Soundgarden, Creed, Tool, Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave, AC-DC, Tom Petty, Skrape, Disturbed, Incubus, Van Halen, Pete Yorn, The Doors, Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, Ozzy Osbourne, Pearl Jam, Jane's Addiction, Hoobastank, ZZTOP, A Perfect Circle, Fuel, Ben Harper, The Darkness, Coldplay, Porno For Pyros
Favorite Song: "Voodoo Child" by The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Favorite Lyric: "If I would, could you?" Alice In Chains - "Would"
Dream Car: Lamborghini Countach
Favorite Show: The Chappelle's Show
Favorite Food: Pizza & Pretzels
Favorite Movies: Shaft, Me Myself And Irene, Lord of the Rings Series
Idols and where they're from: Jimi Hendrix (The Jimi Hendrix Experience), Zakk Wylde (Guitarist of Black Label Society & Ozzy Osbourne), Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age)
Favorite Things To do: Play my guitar, write music, study people's personality patterns, shoot pool, movies, buy lottery tickets and spend the money I win on more lottery tickets, bowl, and chill.
"You don't burn out by going to fast. You burn out by going too slow and being bored."
Cliff Burton (Metallica R.I.P.)
E-mail address: email@example.com
The Ratings On Regis and Kathy Lee went up after Kathie Lee left.
It does not take 3 licks to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop! It takes 583!
Word has it that a friend of mine was found in a rice field and then adopted.
Crackerland is the #1 grossing theme park of all time- In Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Big Daddy's Crabcakes is run by angry mobsters.
You're gonna get the white elbow!
Why do you build me up, buttercup baby...
08080 is a symmetrical zip code everyway you look at it.
FRAN IS GONE!!! WHHHHHYYYY!?!
Have you seen my dog?
Bow wow chicka chicka...WOW WOW.
If you spin an oriental person, do they become disoriented?
I want an African penguin.
I like my bagels naked, ass naked.
I am WHITER THAN UNCLE BEN'S WHITE RICE.
Each year in Paris, France, 650 people break bones or are hospitalized after slipping on dog feces.
Why is angel's food white and devil's food black?
If you choke a smurf, it turns GREEN
No no no, ya don't roll with receipts!
Peanut shells can be used as an ingredient for making dynamite.
In 1996, a British retiree was sentenced to 56 days in prison for excessive pigeon feeding.
You got a wet spot.
SSSSSTTTOOP THROWING ACORNSSS AT MEE!
Somebody get me a docta!!!
Drummer's can't dance...I DON'T GET IT!
Heritages has a new manager...
You know why they call that stuff dope?
I'd rather just play with the material.
Who wants to Eat a Million Pears is the number 1 game show in America.
I'm allowed back in Heritage's! YAY!
Get on your knees and worship me.
Waste 68 will go down as the greatest punk band of all time.
See Dick Burn.
Welington Manor's tap water is laced with gold.
Feathers cost too much.
The new birth control pill "Yasmin" can help control symptoms of PMS...there is a god.
I am the KING of flying trash bags.
Rack girls....oh yeah :-)
Keanu is mine.
Awww yeah Ms. Crockett...
Let's go bowling.
Trans Am's are nice.
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
I hate soggy pie.
Steve Blackman is not only a professional wrestler, but also a pizza nazi at the local Pat's Pizzaria.
I only need one seat.
WHAT UP GANGSTA?!
Vanilla ON Vanilla.
Cops smells like bacon.
Superhero city smells like toxic waste and poo all stuffed inside an office building.
DO NOT point and laugh at anime on Japanese people's cars...bad move, take it from me.
Somethin smells fishy.
Opy. That's all I have to say.
Giant roosters are after me.
Doc Ock is gonna be the villian in the spider man movie, Doc Ock says so.
His name's the Hispanic Panic and he makes all the ladies go frantic! OH!
If you had 4 arms, you could eat and scratch your ass at the same time.
My lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Paradise City is where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Oh, won't you please take me home.
Barney has a severe crack problem.
Naughty children must be disciplined!
Sunaaay DEElight! HAWAAAAIN PUNCHHH!
I want an easta egg, I want an easta egg!
Yo man...where am I...oh! Rock on dudes!
Hey...is that heavy breathing coming from the dog?
Hot dogs and donuts for everybody!
WHAT TIME'S THE PARTY FRIDAY?!
I don't bend that way!
Nobody keeps Kool-Aid in their refridgerators anymore.
You may not know it, but everyday, you see a cow.
Fear the Fist Lady.
Do the penguin!
If nobody gets naked right now, I'm gonna be the one to do it!
Yo guys...you gotta integrate...integrate man...girls and guys..integrate...it's a word you should be usin.
Whatever floats your boat.
It's a ho-wide world dat we livin' in.