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A MATHEMATICAL SURVEY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

A MATHEMATICAL SURVEY OF
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

VERSION July 7, 2005 1:01 PM
WRITTEN BY

GARY WATERBURY
garywaterbury@yahoo.com

Copyright 1999. All rights reserved.
Uses Microsoft Agent Technology
Merlin (c) 1996-1998 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
Merlin's speech written by Gary Waterbury.


TABLE OF CONTENTS

Preface Items 1-99 Items 100-199 Items 200-601
Encode Words Basic Programs A 7 minute Tour Help
Halloween Night Flags Eternal Life Index   A-D   E-H   I-Z
germany Vietnam hollywood A Real Easy Quiz



Examples

A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26

164 OUR PRESIDENT
    DOLE OR CLINTON
    STEVE FORBES IS
    OUT OF I'M AVAILABLE
    FLORIDA VOTERS
    I CAN'T COMMUNICATE
    PROPERTY DAMAGE
67 ADAMS RIB, A WOMAN
   NAKED EVE, HAVE A BABY
129 HOLLYWOOD, START A FIGHT
    USE HORSES, SEARCHLIGHTS
    NO PROBLEMS, STAY TUNED
    UNDERWATER
156 ELECT A PRESIDENT
    DOLE VS CLINTON
74 JESUS, NEW LIFE 236 HOLLYWOOD RICH PEOPLE
    POPULATION CONTROL
110 PRESIDENT
   
RONALD REAGAN
    JAMES GARFIELD
    AL GORE WON
153 HALLOWEEN NIGHT
    TAKE CARE OF MY BABY
159 ON ACTIVE DUTY
    THERMOMETERS
    THE SPOTLIGHT
186 JOHN WILKES BOOTH
    KILLS ABRAHAM LINCOLN
78 MY MIND, NON DAMAGED
   I FEEL GOOD
122 A BAD BAD EARTHQUAKE
    SAN FRANCISCO
175 LEE HARVEY OSWALD
    KILL JOHN F KENNEDY
    ASSASSIN OSWALD
80 A CIVILIAN, A CRIMINAL
   A DEMOCRAT, NO MORE
   CANDIDATES
69 PEOPLE, ANIMALS
7 BE, BAD 73 CRAZY, NORMAL 366 I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE FROM YOU
3 6'S, 666 THIS IS IT...THE MARK OF THE BEAST
214 (BAD) YOU ARE VERY CRUEL
    IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE DONE
    THERE ARE OTHER WAYS
    CAUSE DAMAGE INFORMATION
94 I AM SMART, NEAT AND CLEAN
    PRIVACY, INNOCENT, GUILTY
121 START A WAR, SUBMARINES
    WATCH ME DO IT
    THE GULF WAR
    BAD RESULTS, NOBODY CARES
168 STAY NON ACTIVE
    DON'T GO OUTSIDE
    ALWAYS SLEEPING
    USE YOUR BRAIN
    PROPER BEHAVIOR
    OUTSIDE LIGHTS
    THE WHOLE WORLD
164 DO NOT BE STUPID
    LIFE DOES HAVE TO DIE
    THE GERMAN NATION
    USS VINCENNES
    THOMAS EDISON DIED
110 ADOLF HITLER
    I'M FREE AS A BIRD
    TOTAL WAR
213
  THE SECRET OF LIFE AND DEATH
    LIFE DOES NOT HAVE TO DIE
142 FALSE ANSWERS,
    IMPEACH CLINTON
THE HOUSE IMPEACHED PRESIDENT CLINTON, THE SENATE DIDN'T REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE.
147 THE FIRST WAR, CHEMICAL
    WEAPONS, PEOPLE CONTROL
    HYDROGEN BOMBS
166 WALK ON THE MOON
    NEIL A ARMSTRONG
    GET INFORMATION
170 WORLD WAR THREE
    ATTACK PEARL HARBOR
    AMERICANS VS JAPS
    GOD IS A REAL ASSHOLE
    SERBIA AND KOSOVO
144 DO NOT KILL LIFE
     
    THE FLAG OF ISRAEL
    GETTYSBURG
    SHARE EQUALLY
150 SOCIALISTS ARE
    IN PERFECT HEALTH
    NON RICH PEOPLE
    A PERFECT EXAMPLE
    DIVIDED EQUALLY
    I HAVE THE MONEY
172 WORLD WAR TWO
    SCARCE RESOURCES
    TOO MANY PEOPLE
    INVADE A COUNTRY
    THE EXECUTIONER
    THINK ADOLF HITLER
118 MICROSOFT
    VISUAL BASIC
    A JOB WELL DONE
    EXTRA EASY
    IT'S NO GOOD
    IS NOT GOOD
151 ONCE UPON A TIME
    JESUS CHRIST
    YOU WON'T DIE
    DO KILL A PERSON
    THEY END MY LIFE
83  SATAN IS
    I WILL DIE
    MOVIES
    YOU DIED
    END IN HELL
    I AM IN HELL
    GERMANY
77  AYN RAND
    BE WOMEN
    HAVE FUN
    FREE CHOICE
    BUY IT
253 GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH
    WITHOUT SADDAM HUSSEIN
    GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
    HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY
    SWELLING OF THE LEGS AND FEET
    THE CLINTON WHITE HOUSE
    USE COUNTERFEIT MONEY
162 ROMEO AND JULIET
    THE WOMAN I LOVE
    YOU ARE POLITE
    CORRECT BEHAVIOR
158 SOUTH PACIFIC IS
    A ROMANTIC MOVIE
    EXHIBIT MALE FLESH
    SINCE I MET YOU
    YOU ARE NORMAL
    SEXUAL CONTACT
    A MITZI GAYNOR
76 SEX IS
   DIRTY
75 DOCTOR
   I AM WELL
118 JOHN MCCAIN IS
    BE A PRESIDENT
114 GOVERNOR
    BE GEORGE BUSH
84 ALEXANDER
   THE GREAT
   
   A RED LIGHT
   HAVE SEX
87 PEOPLE DIE
   DEMOCRACY
   RUSSIA
   THE SUN
143 GEORGE CUSTER
    EVERYBODY DIED
149 JAMES EARL CARTER
    THAT'S MY CHOICE
    FOR PRESIDENT
145 YOU SHALL HEAR
    NOSTRADAMUS
    IT WILL HAPPEN
274 GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE
       I'LL DECIDE YOUR LIFE FOR YOU
120 REPUBLICANS
    AN ELITE CLASS
    DON'T WORK
    DETERIORATE
    MASTURBATE
    BUSH LOSES
98  DEMOCRATS
    INDEPENDENCE
    FLOWERS
    VEGETABLES
    SELF HEALING
104 NIXON IS
       PRGHQQIEG (see * below)
       WAR PLANS
       PEOPLE DID DIE
       TIME TO GO

*[THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES]
150 RICHARD M. NIXON
    I ENJOY WARFARE
    THE END OF THE LINE
    MY TIME IS UP
90 MUSTACHE
   A SEX ADDICT
281 ISSUE COUNTERFEIT MONEY
       THERE'S NOTHING HARD ABOUT IT
SURE, IT'S SOFT MONEY
297 SEND TROOPS TO A COUNTRY
       THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE
201 I AM VERY VERY RICH
    A PRIVATE EMPLOYER


302 WHAT YOU DO IS WHAT YOU SEE
       ASSOCIATE WITH SIMILAR PEOPLE
97  HULK HOGAN
    SAMPSON
    U S ARMY
    I AM A FIGHTER
    WIN A FIGHT
155 HOWARD HUGHES CAN
    EMPLOY PEOPLE
232 WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER
       IMPEACH GEORGE WALKER BUSH
50    AMERICA
        FIGHT (see below 182 PROVIDE WEAPONS)
        BUSH
201 A ONE TERM PRESIDENT
       GEORGE BUSH DOES LOSE
       REPORT FOR DUTY
       THE ALABAMA NATIONAL GUARD
       I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT
       I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO
       NEITHER ILL NOR SICK
121 LITTLE KIDS
    VALENTINES 
    MEN AND WOMEN
    BUILD A MARRIAGE
140 MY VALENTINE
    MY GIRLFRIEND
    LET'S MAKE LOVE
    CREATE A PERSON
119 ATROCITIES
    VOTE FOR ME 
    I USE A CONDOM
    A SEPARATION
    ORANGE AND BLUE
261 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
       KERRY'S VIETNAM SERVICE
       DON'T VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH
175 STORE CLOSINGS
    REELECT GEORGE BUSH
129 BUSH AND CHENEY
    START A FIGHT
    THE IRAQI WAR
    REPLACE PEOPLE
    KERRY WON
217 JOHN FORBES KERRY IS
    SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC IS
    A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT
    HOW ABOUT BOTH OF THEM
    PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH
    PRESIDENT MILOSEVIC
189 JOHN FORBES KERRY
    PICK A VICE PRESIDENT
    MILITARY RECORDS
    BILLIONS FOR DEFENSE
    WAR NOT DIPLOMACY
177 GEORGE WALKER BUSH 
    I WON THE ELECTION
    SAME SEX MARRIAGES
    FALSE INFORMATION
    I AM BETTER QUALIFIED
182 NONE OF THE CANDIDATES
    I'LL DECIDE FOR MYSELF
    THE WORLD IS SAFER
    WHAT GEORGE BUSH MADE
    PROVIDE WEAPONS
    YOU CRAZY FOOL
152 ELECT GEORGE BUSH
    NON WORKERS
    A WAR IS GOING ON
    AN ALL OUT ATTACK
    HOMOSEXUALS
    WELL DON'T THEN
    IT'S TIME TO GO
117 BUSH'S SON 
    BE PRESIDENT
    A SECOND TERM


Let us begin A Mathematical Survey of The English Language with a definition of what it is. We shall define AMSOTEL as the collection of words and phrases grouped together by means of a simple encoding:
A=1, B=2, C=3 to Z=26. Wherein words of equal sum are grouped together.

Example:

horizontal summation
GOD =    7 15  4 = 26
HIDE =  8  9  4  5 = 26

Therefore God and Hide are placed on the same page with the heading of number 26.

In interpreting the equal summation, notice that good items and bad items are grouped together. In ordinary life only good things are grouped together and only bad things are grouped together. So, I want to issue this warning:

WARNING!!! DO NOT ASSUME THAT ITEMS WITH EQUAL SUMS ARE IN ANY WAY CONNECTED EXCEPT THAT THEY ARE EQUAL SUMS.

Also included in this code book is a second, vertical, summation:

Example:

verticle summation
GOD =   7 15 4
HIDE = 8 9 4 5
-------- ---- ---- ---- ---- ----
HPSI = 8 16 19 9

Aside from adding words, you may also subtract words. For instance I can subtract GOD from MY LIFE and I get LBDZ. Well 4 letters beginning with an L ending with a DZ. Lodz, Poland with a population of over 800,000 is a match to me. The nice thing about this code is that regardless of what you do you will always find someone else has done it before you. The names of cities, States of the USA, Countries, etc all are the result of this code. Can you say Lodz is a city of athiests? No you can't. Why didn't Pope John II come from Lodz (instead of Cracow) to put GOD back in MY LIFE? I will do my best to answer any question, because all questions are answerable, but right now I just wanted to explain that you can subtract words from each other. A whole sentence can add up to just one word. And you can make a whole sentence out of one word. But while I'm thinking about it, Hitler subtracted people from this Earth instead of adding people to it. If you look under SUBTRACT and SUBTRACT PEOPLE you will find other bits and pieces of Hitler's crimes. Continuing on, in olden times calculations may or may not have been correct. 70% correct is passing nowadays in schools. As time passes, automation and clear thinking will allow people to be 100% correct in their output even though their input is only 10% correct. This is the case of the worker who is very grubby looking. He looks bad, swears, is obnoxious, etc. etc. but he does good work. It's also the case of the Queen's Guards. They have people staring at them, they are in cold weather, etc and yet they must be perfect. In any event, I'll give past generations 100% for working under arduous conditions.


Lastly every word has a natural number associated with it within the span A to ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. That is: A..Z..AA..AZ..BA..BZ..CA..CZ to ZZ..AAA..AAZ , etc.

you compute a words "serial number" as follows:
(letter value)*26^5 (letter value)*26^4 (letter value)*26^3 (letter value)*26^2 (letter value)*26^1 (letter value)
Example: a 4 letter word: A C E R
1*26^3 3*26^2 5*26^1 18
Total=19752 17576 2028 130 18

In the example below vertical addition of YOU+CAN+DO+IT=ACER (which is the name of the computer I own). ACER is the 19,752nd word from the letter A. The word ACER = 27 in horizontal summation. The digits 27 are BG. Finally the 27th word from the letter A is AA. One more then the 26th. Which is Z.

Examples

27 [BG,AA] ACER = (YOU + CAN + DO + IT = 19752) YEIN = TAKE CARE OF MY BABY BOB = BEN + IN TONS = I LIVE HERE

TONS = I LIVE HERE
  • SKELETONS
  • WASHINGTON
  • BOSTON
  • HOUSTON
  • LEXINGTON
  • WELLINGTON
  • WINSTON
  • HAMILTON
  • COTTON
  • LIPTON
  • HILTON
  • SHERATON
  • PROTON
  • PRESTON
  • NORTON
  • BURTON
  • CANTON
  • BUTTONS
  • TETONS
  • MUTTON
  • EATON
  • NEWTON
  • RENTON
  • PHOTONS
  • PISTONS
  • LISTON
  • BARRINGTON
  • PITTSTON
  • STANTON
  • WANTON
  • WESTON
  • RESTON
  • WHEATON
  • PRINCETON