The converstaion heard 'round the city
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Biography of a Mayor
Half-Naked Mayor Thrown Out of Playboy Mansion
Zeus v. Poseidon
"I've Got Hoes, In Different Area Codes"
Photos
Subliminal Messages In Scotts Articles
Scotts Little Black Book
MAYORMAYORMAYOR!
THE BATTLE FOR MIDLAND RAGES ON
Window to Scott's Soul
B-Money
Really weird site that we didnt make
Premise Biographies
Being Mike Bratkovich
The Great Chapter 4
Mising Windows recovered!!!
Remember dave..it turns out he's gay...but still an ass
THE GARAGE
Audio Clips!
    In an homosexual turn of events, the Mayor has released his missing Windows to the Soul exclusively to the Gatsby Premise, fresh off the presses. 
Mayor's Journal, June the Second
   
I'm beginning to think my friends like guys, or just realllllly like being in each other's company.  Especially Chips, boy he's a flamer.  I've heard rumors about him and Cnote that will rock your world.  And then there's Mack, who will hopefully turn gay so he isn't so tense around the usual crowd.  Victor is a MAN.  Great legs, the whole package.  G-Unit is beyond words.
    But on to maps-God do I like maps.  One could say that I "get off to maps."  Rolling Ghettos, Hangover Park, I love them all.
please note that Chips wrote this and is aware that this is libel.
Mayor's Journal, June the Fifth
   
B-Mur has an apartment - what's next, Mack liking guys?  I liked it when he was in his mobile home.  I wonder if he had flood insurance.
    In sharp contrast to the above statement, this past weekend I drank, imported/exported illegal narcotics, had sex with 2 girls, and raped 1 other.

    But I'm pretty sure she liked it.