"She changed her clothes and suddenly I realized she was beautiful..." - says the female Fir Tree who is narrating this story
"She'll be dreadfully upset if she has no clothes to go home in!"
Deflects bullet while skiing - "Try shooting your lunch!"
Crosses chasm on lasso thinner than Dad's watch chain
Bound, made to bend over by Nazi - "Don't poke me with that pencil!"
Bound, led to secret cave of Nazis
Chained to door 2 - "Stop spanking me - I'll be good!"
Yes, girls, staying chained may help you win back your husband! - "I'll stay chained forever for that!"
Leaps into path of avalanche with uprooted tree
Blocks avalanche with uprooted tree
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