Miss Santa Claus Strikes Back

Forced to carry heavy gold bricks

Securely bound with lasso

Towering piles of gold threaten to crush captives

Helplessly bound, protects children with her body 1

Helplessly bound, protects children with her body 2

Stops gangsters' van - BLA-M

Subdues gangsters - SOCKO

"Santa Claus is the SPIRIT OF LOVE!"

A final spectacular view of that classy Miss Santa outfit

Vengeance of the Undersea Kingdom

Stands in front of radar screen

Leaps out of window while calling her plane

Pilots plane

Summoned to military intelligence headquarters

Introduced to the joys of growing pot by none other than Robert Crumb

Plant grows immediately

Plant smashes through ceiling

Splits plant in two - CRACK!

Knocks plant out of the dirt - SMASH!

Unable to make eye contact with anybody

Stunned by a spray of gas

Bound with her own lasso

Bound and speechless in the face of that weird bird hat

Bound and offering moral instruction to bad guy 1

Bound and offering moral instruction to bad guy 2

Faces firing squad

Inscrutable close-up

"FIRE!"

Bullets and bracelets - PING! PING! PING! PING!

Bullets and bracelets and crown made of secret Amazon metal - PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING!

Personally promises to defend bad guy against attack - And to buy him a less hilarious hat.

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