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Elect Gaxynon to Supreme-God-Emporer of the Planet!
I am out to start a new dynasty!
In the dynasty of Gaxynon, there will be no war since everyone will take the Stupid Land test. And just what is stupid land you ask? Well keep reading!

Stupid Land
Gaxynon's newest policy and first act of business will be Stupid Land. When elected I will set aside a large section of land to be called Stupid Land. Everyone in the world will take a test, those who do not score well enough on the test, thus being "Stupid" will go to Stupid Land.

Stupid Land will be an enclosed preserve without rules. The people who inhabit it are allowed to do whatever they want, to each other or themselves. But if they wish to be fed and get water then they will do work for the Smart. No work, no food.
There will be special police units to control any breakout attempts. But they will not keep the Stupid from harming each other. Which they are allowed to do, in fact they can kill each other. As long as they don't damage Stupid Land property or police.

Why I know this will work: Simply put, everyone will vote for me and support the policy. The Stupid people will believe they will pass and will be more than happy to accept it. And the Smart people know they will pass, so what do they have to loose? There is no way this will fail!

The following will also apply:

  • Castration

    • It may sound unfair, inhumane, but frankly, I'll do what I want after becoming Surpeme Ruler of the World. And I am going to castrate all sex offenders. In this world, the survival of the fittest is my motto, and I want to weed the sex offenders out of our society. Bastards.

    So remember, when the next Supreme-God-Emporer of the Planet election comes around, make the right vote.
    These fine people have already agreed to make the right vote:
  • Curran Altschul
  • Jessica Christopherson
  • Ken Chung
  • Joëlle Goodwin
  • Tiffany Sarasin
  • Clint Harris
  • Rosie Telford
  • Meagan Bussell
  • Trent Harris
  • William Woodruff
  • Jess "The Hunter"
  • Kevin Prince

    • Only 4,999,999,988 to go!
    If you want to vote for me when the Supreme-God-Emporer of the Planet election comes around, E-mail me and you could be on this list also!

    We're running on the popular, "Maybe we won't show his whole family" platform.

    Enough of this ego feeding bullshit, return me to the great main page!
    The page created and maintained by gaxynon. Last updated 3/30/06