Funktastic Files!

Warning, sound files contain language some may find offensive.

This is my collection of files, some made by me, some found along the way. Enjoy, or leave, whatever you want.



This first table is graphics created by me using 3d Studio MAX. **Several new editions recently**




File Size Subject File Size Subject
Cantina4.jpg 66k Space Bar Cantina5.jpg 53k Another shot of Bar (w/easter egg)
Cantina6.jpg 34k Door to Space Bar Cantina7.jpg 45k Ship Dock for Space Bar
sword1.jpg 69k Celtic Sword Temple sword2.jpg 69k Sword Hilt CLose-up
staff.jpg 12k Magic Staff superbud.jpg 22k Bong And SuperBud
bradlor.jpg 23k ßradlor Logo Vortex.jpg 43k Vortex reminesceint of Simpsons Halloween Special
dragtatweb.jpg 43k Possible tattoo I designed dragon_test01.jpg 72k Mechanical Dragon


Picture of My Mother:
mom91.jpgMy mother, Julie Gust in 1991.
Pics of Best friends:
Curran

Bizzarro Curran from the evil alternate universe!!! ahhh!

Curran working out at Healthy Bodies.
Curran building Exodus costumes at my grandparents house.
Curran and Brad at the SCA.
Curran, Clint, and Trent hanging, like the home dogg's they are.
Curran and Ben at our all night graduation party.
Curran, Clint and Trent in Garb at the SCA.
Curran, Louis, Clint, Trent on a cold, dark SCA (I heard Louis drank a 1/5 of whiskey that night!) night.
Curran and Trent in garb at the SCA.
Curran after one of those great all night RPG parties.

Egil's 2001:
Curran gets killed in boffer
Curran and Brad
Lord Darb and Ceron, ready to kick some ass


Trent

Trent back in the Saragoza days with his Exodus Garb.
Trent Harris with Wynona Rider hair outside Sprague.
Trent, Doung and Brian at Exodus.
Trent at Exodus, as Diablo


Jeremy

Jeremy sitting at my gp's house.
Jeremy's school picture.
Jeremy behold him in all his Glory!
Jeremy and Brad on their cross country trip.


People

Hartej, and his acomplices in crime.
Dawn-Summer, the one Byron hit on at Jesus Northwest so long ago.
Hartej & Josh being themselves - Westside! Represent!
Magarathin, Noel, and even Darth the Invader
Maylee, My pussy, would you like to stroke it?


Brianne and Janie

Brianne & Janie, in yet another what they call "bad picture"
Brianne said this picture's ruined by Trent Dana in the background, I think it's funny. :)
Trent Dana
Aleta

Aleta proving her amazing skills, and her lack of education as a child...
Aleta looks dangerous...
Aleta's ready to strike! Run!
Aleta, Brad, Laura, Tom desecrating an altar.
Aleta, Lisa, Laura and Hallie hanging out in my old dorm room.
Aleta, Val, and Tom saying who's number one!
Aleta and Val, oh they're so PWECIOUS! Val wit her widdle charcoal smudge! I could just pinch their cheeks!
Aleta and Val are not lesbians! I swear!
Heidi(l) and Heather(r), Aleta's previous roomate and my Idahoan friend is Heidi.

Byron

Byron, so much to say about this picture of Byron, but only one webpage.
Byron and Troy at Jeremy's All Night SW RPG Spectacular.


Louis

Louis fighting in the SCA.
Louis, about the only picture I have of him.


People

Kurt is the target of a practical joke.
Andy Nieb, my previous roomate and my Coloradan friend.

AJ, outside my house. Exciting. The only word fit to describe this picture.
Andrew Saunders, is that a bird I see in the background?

Trent Dana
William outside hell. I mean, Sprague High school.
David, Mandy, Brad, I am sure you can figure out which is which...
My neice Destiny
David my cousin since he was born. :)


Yeti

Yeti ahhhh! Num cal buttle but! Oh god, Jamie!

Brad

Some Guy (Guess Who) about 16
Brad at about age 4
December 31st, 1999
At a Rennaisance Fair
Fake Visa ad


Graphics by Me
FileSizeDescription FileSizeDescription
ash-curran.jpg 38kCurran as Ash, from army of Darkness cur-strngle.jpg 18kCurran in "Princess Bride: Special Edition" (he's getting strangled by Inigo)
frembann.jpg 17kMe, as a fremen from Dune d-noel.jpg 32kNoel Whitehurst, true identity revealed.
heroes.jpg 33kHow Episode I should be! jervanby.jpg 41kJeremy & Byron, when they met Vanessa Angel (Kingpin, Wierd Science: TV)
goobann.jpg 69kMy Friends on Drugs jervanby.jpg 41kJeremy & Byron, when they met Vanessa Angel (Kingpin, Wierd Science: TV)
wo-alien.jpg 16kAnother true identity reavealed, with national consequences! lucros.jpg 66kMe, as my Star Wars Roleplaying Character
rebel-ad.jpg 55kAd for the rebellion, and that pilot is me. marstondew.jpg 37kShirt logo for my Dorm floor.


Text Files
10trek.txt 2k10 reasons you watch too much Star Trek 50more.txt 10k50 ways to scare your roomate.
atomic.txt 7kHow to make an atomic bomb. bank.txt 1kSlogans you'll never hear a bank use
blonds.txt 4kLove those blond jokes condom.txt 1kVery funny condom week slogans
cyacme.txt 11kLawsuit, Coyote vs. ACME deerhunt.txt 3kDaily Itinerary of a Deer Hunt
elevator.txt 5k60 funny things to do in an elevator
50more.txt 10k50 ways to scare your roomate imperial.txt 3kImperial Rhapsody (very funny!)
Frat 4kCorrelation between Cellege Frat's & Star Warsgirlgeek.txt 8kA Girl's Guide to Dating Geek Guys
la.txt 2kLos Angeles Math Test mitnerd.txt 5kMIT Nerd Test
modthink.txt 3kDeep Thoughts of models no.txt 5k101 easy ways to say no
nocop.txt 1kTop Ten things NOT to say when pulled over pickup.txt 5k70 Pickup lines
prank.txt 13kList of College Pranks press.txt 3kGeneral Motors press release about Microsoft
rules.txt 5kRules on Being Human strange.txt 5kList of strange, but cool sayings aqnd thoughts





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