If you go one day without using the word "Inconceivable" you have to drink a glass of Iocane laced Kool-aid.
	Each night before bed, you will take part in the nightly prayer. It is to be memorized, and it goes as follows: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
	Before community breakfast each morning will be physical training. Large rocks will be thrown at targets, ropes will be climbed, cloaks will be burned, and you will be fighting just one person.
	And, the most important activity of all. Rope climbing, it's not just usefull, it's a matter of life and death.
	With happiness and joy the Princess Bride will be watched 3 times a day.
	Please, please refrain from using the name Prince Humperdink.
	Every night before bedtime (which is at 6pm) the Princess Bride (the good parts version) by William Goldman will be read cover to cover. Afterwards will be read the infamous Reunion Scene, only then will sleep be allowed.
	When sleeping, your dreams will be of course filled with thoughts of large women.
	They are not witches, they are called Wives.
	In our "Group" of friends, Piracy is not just legal. It is encouraged. Like your friend's copy of The Princess Bride then capture it on the High Seas (or when they're in the bathtub)! But remember, the Dread Cult Pirates should leave NO SURVIVORS.
	I dwell in darkness without you! Oh wait, wrong movie!