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True and untrue humor, amazing and amusing silly jokes: crazy homour, humorous satire: funny and satirical, farcical and foolish, comical joke fun

Man's mind works wonderfully wittily or amazinly witlessly ~many jokes here are true!

On a Queen's birthday a dinner was given in her honour and soldiers known as 'beef-eaters' catered - they served.. lamb.

When it gained independence a new country announced that from then on cars should not be driven on the left side of the road, but on the right -except for trucks for a transition period of three months...   

When a government tested a railway firm's performance a train did not stop at any stations -when criticised by the press it announced that it was because it had to arrive at its destination on time…

A presenter of a sport programs, in the days that colour television  was new, commented on a pool game: '… for those of you not watching on a colour set, the yellow ball is the one behind the red…'   

In a country when teachers and people complained of educational and teaching standards were appointed to improve them.. generals.   

A regional state appointed a fat minister -to organise dietary advice.

A senior official, when criticised that it was discovered, from the impressions left on the sheet under it, that written evidence had been tampered with, announced that plastic sheets would be inserted between them in the future to ensure not to leave any impressions...

'Robin Hood did not rob the poor -they had nothing to rob'~and American library thinks he was called 'the Robbing Hood"!

A bookshop sign, at a time of industrial strikes, advertised a famous pop-singers book of her pictures, displaying this sign: 'Buy her book -she supports both the employers, and the employees'…

A government officially announced that, because the employers  preferred academic certificates to skills certificates, skills certificates  should be issued in identical form on identical paper…

One of the poems of the Cypriot writer and thinker, the late, teacher Orhan Seyfi Ari contains these verses on man’s behaviour: “’I was an ape’ you say, or amphibian… And now, are you not, now, man.!?”

'Some 'intellectuals' wanting to test a writer-thinker hailed also for his wit, asked "Can you think of a word that sounds like 'sugar' but is shorter?.." He said: "Sure…" They asked: "What is it, then..?"'

'A top advisor to a monarchy, was asked what the new monarch would do when he came to the throne, and replied: "Will sit down..."'

An art gallery exhibited the not a painting wrapped in the dirty cloth used to protect the floor from paint splashes but..  the wrapping.

'Said the national of a country to another's, "If you can think of how many apples I have in my bag, I'll give you.. both of them!.." The other thought, and said: "Six..?"'

A member of a government advised this as an example of how the industry might lessen its financial problems at economically difficult times: by delaying for few days paying their bills -to each other...

“Houses we have built for you, at cost –price, for only this much, each,” said a government in response to complaints over the rising house-prices, but people who sought to purchase them were asked to pay about four times that –an official explained: “That was the price of the house itself –the rest is for the land that it sits on”…

An internet browser stumbled upon and looked for knowledge on a Western owned Eastern educational website priding itself as ilmkidunya (ilm=knowledge, dunya=world) and found on it.. his own article.. plagiarised!

“I’m.. a.. African” when hear some people, they remark “A-aw.. ‘e don’t speak good English.”

When a television station showed a documentary millions of television audiences watched with interest adding to their knowledge how young workers in the fields placed ladders against the trees and climbed them and picked off them spaghetti -it was April fool's day.

May interest -he always wore a smile  TEACHER of TEACHERS